A/N: This little ficlet goes out to Allyon Everstone, as my first request! Go you with your bad self! *big loud celebration with confetti and passerbys going, "Wtf"*
... yeah. So, I was asked for one with a Boston accent, and then agreed that it HAD to be done. It's short, because I had no time, but I think I'm going to do this thing where they just go across America, getting every different accent until England just gives up and they have hot, hot makeup sex. Until then, it's still T for his language.
Next is southern, and then New York, but if anyone has other requests for accents, please ask me. I need to know more, and since there's probably everyone from every state on here, that totally works out.
I gotta leave soon, so here! STandard warnings and disclaimers as set out in the first one!
England had made a terrible mistake.
Sure, he was glad to be rid of that God-awful Pittsburghese, but now he had a new challenge to face…
A Boston accent!
"England! England! Get in the cah!"
"Why put my clean clothes in the drawrers? I'm gonna weah them anyway!"
"The pahty last night was awesome!"
Why did I ever take him to Boston? England thought painfully.
And here was America again. England groaned.
"Iggy, ah we going to the pahk?" he asked excitedly.
"NO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE BLOODY PARK!" England yelled. True, this did sound the closest to an English accent out of all America's accents, but it wasn't really and truthfully this was bloody annoying.
"Jeez, what's with you?" America asked. "And you promised we could go to the pahk!"
"What's with me?" England repeated icily. "Oh, I don't know, maybe that your damn accents are starting to piss me off!"
"Well, that's what you get fah taking me to Boston!" America retorted. "Nah come on, the Red Sahks game is starting."
"THAT IS IT!" England shouted. He started to pack America's and his things quickly. Boston was a bad idea. A bad bad bad bad bad…
"Iggy! What ah yah doin?" America asked.
"No. More. BOSTON." England ground out. Once again he grabbed America's sleeve and dragged him out of God-awful New England.
"And by the way," he said, "I'm petitioning to have the name of 'New England' changed. Nowhere that speaks like that shall share my name. NOWHERE!"
America sighed. This was probably going to go on for a while…