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SONIC AND THE SEX
CHAPTER 2

The Tip of the Knife

Sonic and knuckles were walking to help tails with his penis problems when a giant gay jumped in front of them. It was eggman! "what r u doing here man of the eggs!" shrieked Sonic. Eggman was the dean and hated being called man of eggs. Eggman was sad and walked away. Sonic thought EggMan was a stupid shit. they saw tails crying at the water fountain because shadow was being mean and was hitting tails and Tails was choking on water he was drinking and almost died. "What happened Tailes!?" asked sonic and this question was directed at tails but knuckles responded cause fuck him. "I hear shadow almost killed him by choking him." says Knuckles. "I WANT TO RIP SHADOW OPEN AND TAKE OUT HIS GUTS AND EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST LIKE A CUTE EGYPTIAN SNAKE!" said Tails so loudly that sonic was thinking it was very loud.

Later that night, Sonic, knuckles, tails were thinking of a way to murder shadow. "Shall we pour pig's blood on him and watch him rot lol?" suggested Knuckles. "No, we'd have to kill a pig!" said sonic which makes Knuckles all mad but not hit him. You see sonic and Knuckles were on friendly terms now because the situation was dire and Shadow might try to kill someone again, who knows, so they had to act now I mean who would stop them anyways? Tails said that they should do it the old fashioned way and kill him with a knife. Sonic agreed and groped for a knife. He felt one and tugged when he was standing in front of the stairs. Just then, tragedy struck. Sonic tripped and fell down the stairs and the knife fell too. "NOOOO!" shouted Tails and Knuckles in unison which means it was at the same time. The knife that was falling with sonic stabbed Sonic when he was falling and just like that he died.

No one moved for ten minutes but then no one moved until Tails said they should help him. The ambulance came soon but it was no good. If Sonic had been rescued only nine minutes earlier, he would've survived! tails blamed knuckles and they both played the Space Ace arcade game for a while. When the body of sonic being dead came in the room on a platform (called a stretcher) tails cried and knuckles killed himself. "I just want u to know man." said tails crying over Sonic's and Knuckles's dead body. But what he said, Sonic never knew because all of a sudden...

Sonic woke up and vomited cause he'd been scared (basically I am saying it was all a dream). Sonic was terrified because he'd died because of shadow in his dream. Shadow had to be stopped! "Sonic?" said a low barky gnarly growly hoarse dry angry confused voice. Sonic looked up and saw that knuckles was shaking him. Sonic had fallen asleep when they'd been talking about ways to kill shadow (also known as ShadBad). Sonic remembered how they were gonna kill him with a knife in his dream and he asked tails if that was ok. When Tails confirmed it's ok Sonic then got up and grabbed a knife being careful not to die.

Much of the same happened the following morning, except today was the big day. They were gonna finally kill Shadbad and put an end to his sacrilegious satanic ways! Sonic was so very exited that for the first time in his life because he's just so cool he went to school early. He'd been sleeping with the knife and sharpening it in his sleep so he could kill shadow! When he arrived, he nodded to Knuckles and Tails. He saw a black and red figure moving down the hallway. This was it.

He lunged and put the knife right through the person's back like butter cutting through Lays Ketchup Chips with cheese on them. "Hah, take that shadbad bitch!". He felt strangely turned on and hostile at the same time. He slid the knife out and saw in horror, well not actually horror cause he hated him too but still pretty scared as he saw that he'd just murdered EGGMAN! "Trying to kill me, hedgehog?" said a swaggery voice from behind him...

To be continued...