I Now Pronounce You Mr and Mrs Crybaby

by Cosine Wave

Dancing Penguin and Cadence are going to get married! But trouble awaits as Cadence still has to fix up her past and a bear and a crab are doing everything they can to stop them.

2. Chapter 2

Chapter one

Whoo-hoo! Here is the first Chapter of the awesome wedding of Cadence and Dancing Penguin from Club Chicken, er Club Penguin. Today Cadence is happy that she's getting married to DP, but is still thinking whether it is going to be a good idea (moron!) As stated before, this is based on Club Chicken Wiki, so remember to go there and edit! Also, Dancing Penguin's last name has been changed from Crypenguin to Crybaby, because Crypenguin sounds kind of dumb. I'll fix that when I can. Meanwhile enjoy!

Joanna Jamie Jerkins A.K.A. Cadence woke up one morning and smiled. Today was her big day! She was going to marry her sweetie tumpkins, her fiancé, Dancing Penguin! She loved Dancing Penguins dancing skills, his effeminate posture, behavior, and physique, they way he laughed, they way he cried- and boy does he cry! She certainly had the best wedding tux (Dresses are for sissies!) and cake, made by the one and only mad scientist Gareth Stuart Geekingson A.K.A. Gary the Gadget Geek. Cadence walked up to her dresser to put her clothes on, and saw pictures of her friends. There was Gary, who gave her useful inventions, that were often fatal but worked, Jet Pack Gay, a friend of Gary who she actually did the cloaca kiss with- quite embarrassing after finding out that he was a guy-, Rookie, the son she had with JPG, Rockhopper who she can't understand because she was too lazy to speak Spanish, but knows that he's an alright guy anyways, and Aunt Arctic, her ex-girlfriend.

"Ex" is not a good word to describe their relationship. Cadence and Aunt Arctic never really "broke up". Cadence simply became girlfriends with Dancing Penguin. She still showed public affection with Aunt Arctic (and private affection as well). Last week, they danced together. However, Cadence realized that she was getting married, and had to make a commitment to her Dancing Penguin. Also, Cadence figured that is she stopped dating Aunt Arctic, the religious fanatic will stop writing "God damns lezbos" on her door with his blood. Plus Aunt Arctic was like 40 years older than her.

Cadence looked at the invitation list for her wedding

Connor Crybaby (Singing Penguin)

Sanguina Crybaby (Blood Penguin)

Xavier Crybaby (Xtreme Jetpack Retard)

Gareth Geekingson (Gary the Gadget Guy)

Rookery Jerkins (Rookie)

Akihito Miskito (Obese Sensei)

Arnold Moronical (Jet Pack Gay)

Dorothy Moronical (Dot the Disguise Dyke)

Jane Penguison (Aunt Arctic)

Juan Rodriguez (Rockhopper)

Roderick Gourde (Rory)

You

She smiled at this list. It was small, but it had her best friends. They all would come see her starting off as Joanna Jamie Jerkins and finishing as Joanna Jamie Crybaby. Née Jerkins. A.K.A. Cadence.

Cadence looked at the picture of Aunt Arctic and sighed. 'I shall miss getting it up with you my love' she thought. 'It was fun while it was happening.'

End of chapter uno.