"Well, where's the gigais?" Asked Grimmjow as they arrived in the real world city of Karakura Town.

"I beleive Aizen-sama said we'd immeaditely appear in them once we arrived in the real world." Said Ulquiorra.

"But...we look exactly the same." Said Grimmjow. He was right. Same clothes, same shoes, same skull fragments on their faces.

"Exactly." Said Ulquiorra back. "This way we can still use all of our powers incase shinigami detect us."

"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SHOP UNSPUCIOUSLY WITH FRIGGIN' SKULL FRAGMENTS ON OUR FACES!" Yelled Grimmjow.

"ARGHAARGHARRGH!" Said Wonderwice in agreement. At this moment, a little child and his mother were walking by.

"Mommy," Whimpered the child. "That weirdy man is scaring me."

"It's okay sweety, mommy's here." Said the mother. She then slapped Grimmjow across the face. "How DARE you make my son worry!" She took her son and left in a huff.

"Bitch." Said Grimmjow after she left.

"Well, now that's over why don't we go in this store and get it over with?" Said Ulquiorra as they began to walk to the convenience store that, true to it's name, had conveniently appeared right next to where they were standing. As they entered they were greeted by a store employer.

"Welcome to the Karakura store!" He said in a happy cheery voice. "How can I-" At this point he saw Ulquiorra's face. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed and ran for his life.

"What's wrong with him?" Said Orihime. "Wait! Could it be...my breath stinks?" She said in a panic as she breathed on her hands.

"Alright, I've divided Aizen-sama's list for each of us. Grimmjow, you'll go find the meat products."

"Whatever." Said Grimmjow as he took his list.

"Orihime, you'll be in charge of the vegetables."

"Yay!" Said Orihime, jumping for joy for no apparent reason.

"And I," Said Ulquiorra. "Will be in charge of obtaining the 'Herbal Tea', which Aizen said was most important."

"What about Wonderwice?" Asked Grimmjow.

"I dunno." Said Ulquiorra. "Just put him in the toy section so he doesn't get in the way."

"MAAAAaaaaaAAAWAaAAAAAa." Said Wonderwice as he began gnawing on the handlebar of a grocery cart.

"Ooookay." Said Ulquiorra. "I'm gonna take that as 'Yes Sir'." With that, our heroes (or rather, villans,) took their separate paths, in hopes of completing their oh so important task...