Recipe For Disaster Chapter 2: What The Hell Did Luffy Make?, an one piece fanfic

Chapter Two

What The Hell Did Luffy Make!?

KABOOM! The explosion from the kitchen was heard from everywhere on the ship. Nami quickly ran from the girl's cabin and into the kitchen. The kitchen was a huge mess. There were shattered plates all over the floor, food was all over the table, the frying pans were completely covered in grease, and something green and yellow were splattered on the wall. Luffy turned around at the sound of the kitchen door being opened.

"Hi, Nami!" said Luffy as he waved a very dirty and bent spatula.

"Luffy, what the hell did you do to this place!?" Nami was completely shocked at the sight of the kitchen. She didn't know what to think.

"Just making breakfast, that's all." Luffy said with his usual grin. For the first time Nami noticed something boiling in a pot on the stove. She walked closer and peeked into it and gasped. What was inside the pot was something she could not identify. It was lumpy and was the color of snot. Big, green bubbles popped on it. It looked like something that someone had puked up.

"Luffy," said Nami as she backed away from it, "what the hell are you making!?"

"'Luffy's Breakfast Surprise!'" said Luffy proudly, "it contains peas, chunks of meat, left over rice, some brown stuff that I found at the back of a cupboard, more chunks of meat-"

"Please spare me the details!" said Nami as she ran out of the kitchen, her hand over her mouth.

"Huh. What got into her?" Luffy shrugged and resumed his cooking.

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Later that same morning, Luffy called everyone for breakfast. They all had to brush off the bits of food that were on the table and chairs.

"Shitty-cook's not going to be happy about this," said Zoro as he eyed the messy kitchen, "it's going to be your funeral soon, Luffy."

"I'll clean up later," said Luffy as he walked towards the stove. Zoro only shrugged as he sat down. Luffy came back carrying the pot. The "Luffy's Breakfast Surprise" was no longer snot-green, but cement-grey. Nami sweated a little when she saw it.

"What," said Usopp, pointing at the food, "in the name of God, is that, Luffy?"

"'Luffy's Breakfast Surprise!'" said Luffy happily. "It contains-"

"SPARE ME THE DETAILS!" screamed Nami as she covered her ears. Everyone stared at her.

"So, Luffy," said Chopper, finally breaking the silence, "does it taste good?"

"I don't know. I haven't tried it." Luffy got out a wooded spoon and dipped it into the muck. He than took out the spoon and ate what was on it. Everyone sat in silence as they watched Luffy chew the food. The air got tense when Luffy swallowed.

"Well, Luffy?" asked Zoro. For a minute, Luffy was silent.

"IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED!" Luffy's uproar caused Usopp and Chopper to fall from their chairs from fright.

"Well, if Captain-san likes it, then I guess it can't be that bad," said Robin as she scooped the muck onto her plate.

"Uh…well, alright. I'll try it," said Nami as she got up and did the same thing. Usopp was the only one who didn't fill his plate.

"I'm not trying that stuff!" said Usopp. "Luffy will eat just about anything so there's no way that stuff can be good!"

"Come on, Usopp," said Zoro, "it can't be that bad." At the exact moment when everyone tasted Luffy's food, hell broke lose. Zoro quickly grabbed the pitcher that was on the countertop and chugged down the water. Nami covered her mouth and ran towards the bathroom. Chopper fell on his back and started making choking noises. Robin's face turned blue and fainted.

"Aha!" cried Usopp in triumph. "I knew that stuff was no good! Once again, the brave Captain Usopp is victorious!" Luffy looked around in confusion.

"But it's really good! What's wrong with you guys?"

"Ah-choo!" Sanji blew his nose into the tissue. He was lying on the couch in the boy's cabin with a blanket over him and a pillow under his head. The floor was completely covered by crumpled up used tissues. He had used up so many tissues, that he had lost count. Sanji lay there miserably. His head hurt and whenever he stood up to use the bathroom, the room spun. Yep, this was the worst cold he had ever had.

"Hey, Sanji! Breakfast time!" Luffy had just came into the cabin, holding a plate of food. Sanji sat up. "Ew, look at these tissues!" said Luffy as he walked across the room.

"Too bad for you," said Sanji annoyingly, "I can't pick them up and throw them away because whenever I stand up, the room starts spinning. Either you pick them up yourself, or get used to it."

"I'm not touching your snotty tissues!" said Luffy. He handed the plate to Sanji.

"Uh, Luffy," said Sanji as he eyed the grey muck on his plate, "what is this?"

"'Luffy's Breakfast Surprise!' It contains peas, chunks of meat, left over rice, some brown stuff that I found at the end of a cupboard, more chunks of meat-"

"Wait, wait, and wait,"interrupted Sanji, "brown stuff? What brown stuff?"

"I have no idea. I just found it laying there and decided to use it in my cooking." Sanji sighed. Without any doubt, this stuff could kill him.

"What does it taste like?"

"It tastes delicious!"

"What did the others think of it?"

"They didn't like it too much." Luffy did told Sanji what had happened earlier when the others had tasted the muck. Sanji looked down at his plate.

"You know, I don't really have much of an appetite right now."

"That's okay! I'll eat it for you!"

"Ah-choo!"

"EW! Sanji, you sneezed all over it! I'm not eating that!" Before Sanji could stop him, Luffy walked out of the cabin. Sanji looked at his plate once more and stood up. The room spun but he didn't care anymore. He went into the bathroom and flushed the food down the toilet. Normally Sanji hated wasting food, but in this case, he couldn't risk Luffy accidently poisoning him.

Moral of this chapter: Eating anything that Luffy made may be hazardous for your health.