Ai guys.
Run. You don't want her to get started again.
I hate you.
Why thank you.
Anyway, this is the 1st chapter of the mystery of the past.
I do not own happy tree friends. I just simply make some stories.
Enjoy.
Evil charged at the enemy base, killing every single one in his way. He enjoys the kill and laughs as he goes, rampaging through the barracks of the opposite team.
This was easier than I thought.
He saw a scientist working on a machine. The machine was flat, on the ground actually. It had a remote, with lots of complicated buttons on it.
The fuck-tard wouldn't give a damn if I borrow his little toy.
And with that he stabbed the scientist in his temple, up to his brain.
Chop and dice. Way to go evil.
"Wow, and now you're admiring yourself."
Wow, and look who got back from having sex with his girlfriend.
"WHAT?"
Hehehe… You heard me.
"Tch. What's that?"
A machine. I don't know what it is.
"It has an odd symbol on it."
Phoenix symbol?
"Phoenix? Symbol?"
Yes Mr. Not-know-it-all. I've seen this before, right after our first elite mission.
"So you're saying that-"
Yes. It's a time machine. We used it before… But… How the fuck did it end up here?
"I have no idea. But I want to know how I came to develop you… This is the perfect time to know…"
Here's the remote.
"Let me see if I still know how to operate this…"
Flippy stepped on the pad, pressed the green button, and found himself during his first elite mission. The remote was nowhere to be found.
Ahh… I miss the smell of blood… Brutal force and good ol' fashioned guns.
"I have a bad feeling about this…"
"FLIPPY! LOOK OUT!" Mouse-ka-boom yelled as a cannonball was about to hit him.
"SHIT!"
Flippy dodged the cannonball, but then the enemy base started firing bullets at him, making him run as fast as he can and dodge every bullet. One wrong move and you're dead.
SHIT! GET BEHIND THE BARRACK!
He ran behind it. Catching his breath… He saw the Phoenix clan symbol.
"Don't tell me… The phoenix clan was our first elite enemy!"
Yes, they were.
"I still remember the time they experimented on me. Don't you think—"
That during the process of their experimentation, I was accidentally created, getting stuck in your God-damn head and this entire ruckus was just from that piece of shit accident.
"… Wow, you're good."
I know.
"Now, we have to get to the town."
You're in your first mission remember? It means you won't get to town until your third mission.
"BULLSHIT. I completely forgot."
I guess we're stuck here until our third elite mission.
"So, we have to get ready. We need to know every detail, every spec and observation around us."
Got it.
"Yo flips, sumthin botherin ye?" said a purple-haired, flesh-furred bear, wearing a typical black sunglass.
Who's that?
"I don't know. But judging by his fedora I can see he's a Major."
Oh great. More people to kill.
"You're not allowed to kill your own team-mates evil."
Aww… why not?
The bear just stood there, an eyebrow raised from the weird conversation his friend was having with himself.
"Uh, flips?"
"Yeah?"
"I couldn't help but notice, but WHY THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF LIKE THAT? THAT JUST FREAKS ME OUT."
"Was I really-?"
He interrupted.
"Yes, yes you were and it was weird. PLAIN WEIRD."
Oh, now I know who that bastard is. Major Nelson. Nel for short.
"How did you know?" This time, Flippy whispered.
Take a look at his dog tags, smart ass.
Just then, the enemy retreated, and a sudden commotion happened near the base camp.
"Nel, let's go check it out!"
"You go ahead. I'm off to grab a smoke."
Same old bastard I know.
He ran towards the crowd, pushing people aside as he tried to see what just happened. But, at the middle of the crowd…
"HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!"
I'm usually delighted by these, but this is just God-damn gross.
There, in the middle of the crowd, was an inside-out member of the team, his eyes bulging out, covered in blood, you could see the interns, in and out, and the worst part of it… His-
His God-damn temple is-
"Don't start…"
And at the sight, everyone started puking and some others just stared, disgusted and offended. The commander approached the crowd.
"THAT PHOENIX ARMY IS GOING TO REGRET THIS AND WE'LL GET READY FOR THEM! IF ANY PUSSIES LIKE YOU GIRLS WOULD DENY, I'M GONNA FUCKIN' FORCE YOU TO DO THE SAME TO OUR FELLOW TEAM MEMBER, AM I CLEAR?"
"SIR, YES SIR!"
And that's the end of chapter 1.
R&R, NO FLAMES.
~X~