So, here we are at Chapter Two of Your Tribute Sucks!

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Part one: Interviews of Pretty Much Everyone...

Cato and Glimmer entered the stage, unsure why they were paired together or even why Finnick and Katniss were paired together previously. They had made a guess that the pairs that the dysfunctional author put them in was along the theme of 'Friends Who Have Become The Victim Of Many Extremely Creepy Fanfiction Stories'.

"Hello, Panem!" Glimmer cheered, seating herself on the interviewer's couch, previously belonging to Caesar Flickerman before it was rented out to Verra, the very person in charge of writing whatever it was they were doing.

Seated across from her was an almost comical looking person wearing childish clothes and a pink puffy wig that would make Effie proud. And next to her was an extremely stupid looking guy, picking his nose. And next to him was a cheesy looking couple with cartoonish hearts pouring out of their heads, flooding the entire interview room. Apparently, those nut jobs were the second group after Mary Sue, Copy-Kat and Orphaned.

"Let's get this over with. Here we have Wapanese Sue, Ariana Quinn Wetusie Zuri Ianthe Pool Epicness…" Cato was cut off by the stupid looking guy.

"Please, pronounce it Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness." he corrected, his finger so up his nose he looked like he was poking his brain. Cato gave a big dramatic sigh, deciding to go with the stupid idiot of an excuse to be a tribute. To top it all off, he was tarnishing District One's appearance by acting so idiotic and being a moron. Cato knew one thing for sure. By the end of the interview, he would run out of synonyms of stupid to call the idiot.

"And we're Love Heart and Heart Love. We fell in love when we looked at each other because that's just how shallow and unrealistic our love story is!" the couple said in sync, continuing to stroke each others' hair in an extremely creepy way that got even Cato freaked out.

"O-kay then…moving on! First question directed to Wapanese Sue!" Cato pointed at the pink haired freak.

"I'm an offense to all asians by being here!" she squealed, clapping her hands in a choppish way that looked like she was glitching.

"Here's the question, are you in any way related to the Mary Sue?" Glimmer asked, trying to stop Sue from her freaky clapping and waving and well, everything she did was choppy and glitchy and creepy. Cato, on the other hand, had gotten fed up with the entire situation and went to barf in the corner. It was all too much for the burly career, especially Love Heart and Heart Love, the couple with the crappy love story.

"Nope. I'm cutesie!" Sue giggled, poking a finger into her fat cheek, creating a dimple with her overlarge finger.

"Moving on! Arrrrrrriana…" Glimmer was cut off by the nose picker again.

"Call me Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness!" he wailed, demanding the whole entire title. He preceded to continue clearing his nose. It was absolutely revolting. Even Sue and the couple agreed.

"Fine. Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness, your question is why is your name all feminine if you're a guy?" Cato asked the annoying and disgusting guy.

"Because my name is Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness!" He yelled.

"CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE THAN Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness?!" Cato yelled, finally losing it.

"MY NAME IS Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness!" Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness shrieked at the top of his lungs.

"WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS?!" Cato screamed.

At that moment, the author pooled herself into the story using author powers and slapped Cato across his face, pulled Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness's finger out of his nose and pulled Love Heart away from Heart Love.

"That's why I'm writing this! Too many SYOT stories have been taken over by stupid tributes, and this is a guide to all of the stupid tributes. Now sit down, and interview them!" I…she…we yelled at Cato.

Then the author pooled out.

"We'll be back after the break."

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Part Two: Votes are in and the winner is…

"Since this is a voting competition, the winner will be decided by votes. The winner has already been decided, but first, some bonus interviews for Mary Sue's cousin, Mary Poo!" Cato yelled, welcoming a gorgeous brunette onto the stage with violet eyes and a perfect everything else.

"The Mary Poo is exactly the same as Mary Sue, only 10% less perfect. These are a nightmare, because they have one fear for no apparent reason and one extreme strength as well as a crappy weakness. Usually, their fear is of spiders." Cato introduced, pulling Mary Poo into the seat.

"Hi! I'm Mary Poo! Please call me Mary!" she squealed, waving ecstatically. "I'm good at killing people!"

"Ok, her rainbow-ness is getting to me. Bring out the winner!" Glimmer grumbled, pulling out the couple.

"They win, because we didn't get to interview them and Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness was too annoying." Cato declares.

"So, from now on, remember, Mary Poos are even worse than Mary Sues, and any annoying Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness should not by SYOTed!" Verra poofed in one last time, shoving the couple off the stage.

"And couples are annoying as hell when they don't have a good story!" Cato growled, shoving Love Heart and Heart Love out of the studio.

"Well, next is the bonus interviews done by Johanna and Marvel! I'm pairing together the most awkward people!" Verra cackled, poofing out.

Part Three: Back in this incredibly lame game

"Well, here we go. You all have one last chance to get into the Game and win a prize!" Marvel squealed, looking at the eliminated contestants before him.

Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness, Mary Sue, Orphaned Girl and of course, Wapanese Sue all rolled their eyes, not caring too much about Marvel.

"All you have to do is stand there. The viewers will vote for their favorite, and they get to progress into the next round, competing against the couple and Copy-Kat. Good luck or whatever." Johanna grumbled.

That's right! It is totally up to you whether Arrrrrriana Quinn Wetusieeeee Zurrrrrrriiiiiii Iantheeee Pooooool Epicness, Wapanese Sue, Mary Sue or Orphaned Girl get in! Also, keep submitting! Next round is only the Eliminary Round, not even semifinals!