Chapter 2
Before heading to help, Mario and Link decided to egg Goku's house because he's a giant nerd.
Goku: "why are you doing this? :" Goku said
Mario: "Because-a fuck you"
and then they drove off.
So Mario and boy wonder drove off to visit their good friend Marth. They knew that he would be able to decipher the mystery of the returning baddies. Marth was like "fuck you I ain't helping you assholes". But then he eventually helped those assholes. But then, Ridli showed up. Actually no, he didn't, because he was too big to go through the front door. But then, Goku showed up! Which Ridli just ate. Wow Goku what a fucking loser.