Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
Romicchi: Your in luck, one of my next projects
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Gamelover41592: yes, yes they are..
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Stan groaned, why did he do this? This was a lawsuit ready to happen! "You know why you old codger! You owed Dan a favor...where he didn't rat you out embezzling bingo cards!" He said to himself.
...on the other hand business had been booming! "No, loitering! If you don't buy something every five minutes, get out!" Shouts Stan as the large group of enamored men eagerly paid so they could keep ogling the naked red head.
Wendy...was in hell. There was no way around it, the catcalls, oggling, pictures, having her but slapped or pinched everytime she got up to get something- which they deliberately asked her to do -she was on the verge of tears...there's no way she could keep this up for months!
Stupid bracelet wouldn't even let her wax her...'bush'. GAH! Why did she have to take after her father when it came to being lazy about 'landscaping'...'down there'...
And now Stan was telling her they were going to have kids here! That...well, either it be more awkward or 'meh'...she hadn't decided yet...
She looks up to see Stan bring them in, "Right, let's get this over with- No kids, your not hallucinating from paint fumes...there really is a naked girl at my counter. Wendy this is Mable and Dipper. Kids this is Wendy and- MABLE! -Girls are not allowed to be naked 24/7!" Snaps Grunkle Stan as he quickly stops Mable from throwing off her clothes. "It's just just Wendy for the Summer, Dipper EYES UP!... oh your eyes ARE up... good job Dipper." Stan says to the now VERY sweaty and nervous boy who was trying VERY hard to not look like a perv in front of the beautiful, naked red-head.
Stan quickly explains the situation with Wendy, "In any case...Mable, your parents told me you were good at art. Come with me to help me with some ad ideas. Dipper, stay here with Wendy and make sure everyone who comes to see her has to pay and not just loiter."
Dipper tries to whimper an objection...but he's already gone...
Desperately trying to keep his eyes off her...he slinks next to her very flustered and nervous...
Wendy can't help but giggle at his awkwardness...but also feels her opinion of him go up a notch or to, it was nice to meet a guy who wasn't a sleazeball...
"Hey hot tomato! I need you to get something for me off the top shelf!" Wendy growled but complied.
Dipper looks at the guy annoyed...but follows behind Wendy- eye's still averted away from HER behind of course.
Wendy tries to not leave herself wide-open...but the box was too high and too big...she had to leave her rear completely exposed-
SLAP!
Which allowed it to be grasped and squeezed, Wendy suppressed the chill of being violated...and the urge to cry...
"HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER AND APOLOGIZE!" Snapped a ticked off Dipper.
The guy snorts, "Whatever kid, this slut knew what she was getting into when she made this deal!" She goes to slap her posterior again, Wendy, still trying to keep the big box from crushing her could still do nothing-
"I SAID LEAVE HER ALONE!" Snapped Dipper as he slapped his hand away, annoyed the guy punches him and starts to beat poor Dipper up-
CRUNCH!
Until Wendy drops the heavy package on the jerks head...then proceeds to beat him up...
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After the guy is arrested, his wallet stolen by Stan, and Dipper bandaged up...Dipper goes back to not looking at her-
Only to suddenly find hi head jerked toward her body by Wendy herself! "just take a look. I won't get mad. We work together you need to look at me without always looking at my face. It's nice that SOMEONE looks at me vs my body. Come on, get a good look You've more then earned it."
Dipper takes a look...and faints...
Mable is about to doodle on his face-
"Mable, look. I've drawn my fair share of things on my brothers faces while their asleep...but if you write on his face...I'll have to hurt you..."
Mable puts away the marker...
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