This is the second chapter of if Harry Potter met us if you didn't like the first chapter why the hell are you still reading?
Anyway on with the next chapter oh wait
Disclaimer: we obviously don't own Harry potter otherwise we would be living in a big mansion and we would have no idea this website exists or if we did we wouldn't read it anyway on with el storyo
"Tell me now Rusty or I will throw your coke out the window" threatened Moonbeam
"Come down there's no-one here to hurt you" came a voice
"Tell that to half naked boy over there" said Moonbeam trying hard not to look at Spiral whose superman underwear was rather sickening
"It's ok Moony this doods ok" said Rusty calling from the bottom of the stairs
"I have two things to say about that 1. The last time you trusted someone we ended up in Paris 2. DON'T CALL ME MOONY!" Said Moonbeam annoyed
"Naw we can trust this dood he has a long beard" replied Rusty standing up
"The last guy we trusted had a goatee and a sombrero but we still took the train!" said Moonbeam but she came down the stairs anyway and saw this guy had no stick pointed at them and he wasn't blond
"Now to take you somewhere safe" said the old dood taking out a stick
"WOAH ok no way not with the stick! Anyway what about Spiral is he gonna be ok?" Asked Rusty
"Spiral is dead now come with me"
And with a wave of his wand Moonbeam Rusty and a load of dogs where taken away from the house leaving Spiral his boxers, a few budgies a paper mashie head and a set of stairs.
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They where taken to a moving place and by the looks of it, it was a trains cargo hold
"I LIKE CHEESE AND I SLEPT WITH PROFFESER MAGONAGOL………TWICE" yelled Dumbledore suddenly. (Okay so he didn't really say that but it's funny anyway!)
(What he did say was): "Now stay here and hagrid will pick you up" he said with a polite smile "he's hard to miss and he'll be carrying a lantern, he will also be shouting for the first years! Now are you going to be alright then?"
"Ye." Moonbeam said sarcastically "as soon as we've got over EVERYTHING!"
"All right, all right calm down now everything will be explained just don't get into trouble! Ok?"
"Ok" the girls said in unison.
"Now ill see you later" and he disappeared with a pop.
"Bye then!" Moonbeam said sounding depressed.
"You really mean Spiral is well…."
"Ye rust he's dead!"
"Cool!" Moonbeam looked slightly scared (maybe her friend was going insane because of there current situation!) "Can I pick the song we play when he's going down the ile!"
"It's a funeral not a wedding!" she wanted to hit Rusty now!
"Oh ye! Can I still do the music!" she looked like a young puppy that was about to go for a walk!
"Yes!" Moonbeam felt a bit like a mother and she was the younger one! "And all this talk of weddings makes me thick who's gonna tell Robyn?"
"Good point but we'll have to get out of this first!"
"Good point but lets just see were we're going!"
Just a little message to Bunny With Bad Acupuncture:
For your information we did use spell check so there!
This is the end of this chapter so please R&R were begging YOU!