Welcome to the next chapter of One At A Time! I'm your host, just call me KA.
Naruto: I want ramen.
KA:...so do I. While I go make that, enjoy!
Animestar73:
Sasuke: i belive you are the ultimate Uke in this show! I just love it when Naru-sama fucks you!
Sasuke: That loser kissed me once, that's all you'll ever get.
Naruto: Ick, my tongue still burns!
Sakura: Naruto, you baka, how could you steal Sasuke-kun's first kiss?!
Sasuke: Who says it was my first?
Sakura: Whaaaaaat?!
Naruto: (laughs) You never had a chance, Sakura-chan!
Naruto: I LOVE YOU! Can you do me a favor and kidnap Sasu-chan and fuck him?
Naruto: (blink)(blink)...(blink) I'm just a kid, I don't do that yet! You're as bad as Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi: I'm not that bad.. (goes back to reading)
Naruto: All you do is read that pervy book!
Sakura: That I've seen you trying to steal peeks at! (points accusing finger)
Naruto: Well..I..uh...I'm a growing boy, I don't have parents to teach me about this stuff, how else am I going to find out!?
Kakashi: I'll tell you when you're older.
Naruto: But what if I die before then?
Kakashi: Then you won't have any need to know.
Sasuke: Loser.
Naruto: I'm not a loser, you're a loser
Sakura: (sighs) What an idiot...
Kakashi: Are you a pedophiliac?
Kakashi: (doesn't hear the question, too busy reading)
Naruto: Sensei!
Kakashi: Sorry, did you say something?
KA: (sweatdrops) She ask if you were a pedophile.
Kakashi: Of course not, I only love full grown women.
Naruto: (sneeks a peak while he's distracted) (faints)
Sakura:... (kicks him in the head anyway) Idiot, that's what you get!
Sasuke: (raises an eyebrow and glances over)...
Sakura: Well, Sasuke-kun, what's it like?
Sasuke:...sensei?
Kakashi: (coughs and goes back to reading) Yes?
KA:...(steals the book and looks at it) It's... it's...
Sakura: It's...what? Tell me!
KA: It's yaoi!!!!!!!!!! (runs around with the book)
Sakura: Gimme! (chases after her)
Sasuke:...next question, please.
Sakura: Are you a fan of Yaoi?
Sasuke: (watches Sakura chase KA around) I think that answers that...
Naruto: (revived) Then why was she freaking out when we kissed? Shouldn't she have been fangirling?
Sasuke: Why would she want yaoi with you in it?
Sakura: I want Sasuke-kun yaoi!
KA: Noooooo, my yaoi!
Sasuke:...(goes to leave)
KA: Next, a question for Itachi!
Sasuke:...(stays)
Itachi: Be a good incestuous big brother and fuck Sasu-chan...and Naru-sama while your at it! My question: What so great about the Atswhatsits?
Itachi: If you insist and if it will make my brother hate me more (walks over to Sasuke)
Sasuke: No, die! (tackles him)
KA: You're just helping it, baka!
Sakura: Don't call Sasuke-kun an idiot, that's Naruto!
KA: He's tackling someone that wants to rape him!
Naruto: (changes the rating to M)
KA: Oh..right.. that'll happen next chapter... get 'im Itachi!
Itachi: (already done with Sasuke)
Sasuke:...that wasn't so bad...
Itachi: (looks at Naruto)
Naruto: Ah! No! Take Sakura!
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, me next!
Sasuke: I don't think you can do that.
Kakashi: I have accessories if you need them.
KA: You are a perv!
Kakashi: Of course, look at what I'm reading.
KA: (loves Kakashi even more)
Naruto: (struggling with Itachi) No...get...off!
Kakashi: Naruto, just think of it as a... more explorative Thousand Years Of Pain.
Naruto:...GET OFF OF ME, YOU FREAK!!!
Itachi: It's Akatsuki. And there's nothing great about them, I just like the capes.
KA: Sure you do.. thanks for reviewing and asking!
thedarkspy:
Though I'm sure many people ask this, I would like to ask Sakura whether that is her natural hair colour or not?
Sakura: Well...you see...the thing is...
Ino: She heard pink hides your forehead.
Sakura: Shut it, Ino-pig!
Ino: Make me, Forehead!
KA:...anyway, Sakura. Answer.
Sakura: Ah, right..well, I.. (blushes)
Naruto: She heard Sasuke likes pink!
Sakura: Shut it, Naruto!
Sasuke: What's wrong with pink?
KA: And you're.. sure you're not gay?
Sasuke: Well... (looks at Itachi)
Itachi: No, it was a one time thing.
Sasuke: Damn!
KA:...anyway... thanks for reviewing and asking!
That's all for now, get some more questions in and I'll post another chapter!