Note: since you guys are talking to them through landline you could also talk to them anytime in the show... so I just play your character. Hope that's no problem, thanks for the reviews!

Ask Your Seigaku Regulars Column

3.Old Fiat

Momo: Good afternoon!

Eiji: We are back with… dun dun dun!

Everyone: Ask Your Seigaku Regulars Column!

Oishi: We have our first caller.

Everyone: Hi!

Old Fiat: Hi! I'm Old Fiat. You guys can just call me Old Fiat. I have a few questions I wanted to ask to all of you… except Inui… he confuses me…

Inui: (Looks down his notes) It's natural that people like you can't understand a genius like me. ( Looks up from his notebook then his glasses glimmer, hiding his grief of not having the need to talk…)

Old Fiat: Sure… let's go with that… anyways here it is,

To Tezuka: Just how bad is your eyesight any way?
To Fuji: Can you talk to me about Fujicest? Is it real?
To Eiji: Are you and Oishi going out? As in dating? (Alt. Question: I read in a fanfiction you like bondage. Is this true?)
To Oishi: Why the ugly haircut?
To Taka: Are you part Australian? You sure as Hell look like it.
To Kaido: Are you part Russian? You sure as Hell look like it.
To Momo: Are you and An dating?
To Ryoma: What have you done that has shocked your dad the most?

Momo: Wow, that's quite a lot of questions…

Ryoma: Hn...

Eiji: Nya! We'd better hurry if we want to answer it all!

Tezuka: (Coughs loudly) Hn…

Eiji: Hai! Hai! Tezuka you're first! Nyah!

Tezuka: Old Fiat, to your question about how bad my eyesight is, let's just say that the grades of my glasses are somehow 150 in the right and 234 in the left… ( Everyone looks at him bluntly… when crickets were heard from no where…) I hope that answers everything. (A/N not true XD)

Old Fiat: Ah… yes it does…so… how bad is it?

Tezuka: Not that bad if i wear my glasses.

Old Fiat: Ah…

Ryoma: Buchou is so straight forward… (Smirks)

Inui: I didn't know that. (Writing down in his notebook)

Momo: Hai. (Sighs)

Eiji: Nya! Buchou! Could you be more— enthusiastic…?

Tezuka: (Turns at Eiji, transmitting electrical shocks)

Eiji: Nya, just forget about it. (Message transmitted to Eiji from Tezuka: Laps, nothing but laps…)

Fuji: I believe it's my turn. (Smile!) About Fujicest…

Momo: Neh, sempai, what is Fujicest?

Eiji: Hai, it's the first time I heard of a word like that…

Inui: Fujicest is what they call fan fiction stories that have the pairings like FujixYuuta or anyone in their family. (A/N Am I correct.)

Fuji: (Smiles) I didn't know you knew so much about fan fictions, Inui-kun. (Darkness fills the room)

Inui: Tha-thanks.

Fuji: Old Fiat, (Smile) I may say that I do love my family but not in the ways of Fujicest. So it isn't real in true life. But… (Eyes open) it could be changed… if you wanted me to… (Closes his eyes, smiling… evilly…)

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In St., Rudolph's training room…

Yuuta: (Shivers)

Mizuki: Is something wrong Yuuta-kun?

Yuuta: (Shrugs) No, it's nothing. (Smiles at Mizuki)

Mizuki: Very well…

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Old Fiat: Okay… I just wanted to clear that up.

Fuji: (Smile) Eiji, I assume it's your turn.

Eiji: hehehe. Just to clear this out, I'm not gay… (Looks at Oishi nervously) Hai… (Sighs) Fine, I'll say it… (Everyone moves closer… A/N I hope when I say 'everyone' you guys know who is excluded…) We-we do go out… (Everyone gives him a look) But- but nothing happens, okay!

Oishi: (Sighs)

Old Fiat: 'yeah, sure…'

Eiji: And about the bondage, nyah! Those authors… I do not like it okay! (Everyone's look, not leaving him yet) I believe I'm done with my questions! Nyah! People! Leave me alone! (Chibi Eiji weeps at a corner) (Everyone gives him a last look then settles to Oishi)

Oishi: Hey… minna. Um, Old Fiat, about your question…

Old Fiat: Why the ugly haircut…?

Oishi: Yeah, that one… (then the question sunk in) Excuse me? Why? … Is their anything wrong with my haircut?

Old Fiat: Yeah… it's shaped like an egg. It's like you used a bowl with fallen parts and cut it's shape onto your hair.

Oishi: Oh… Does it really look that bad? The barber told me it suited me.

Everyone: …

Oishi: Oh… … … (Embarrassed)

Momo: Okay! Nothing to see here! Moving on, Kawamura-sempai it's your turn.

Taka: Un, Okay to your question… 'Are you part Australian? You sure as Hell look like it.' Um… I'm not part Australian or part anything, I believe I'm a purebred Japanese male.

Old Fiat: Oh, then what's up with the brown hair?

Taka: Um… I don't know, why don't you ask our Maker, Takeshi-san…

Fuji: (Smiling) Taka-kun, I think this will help you. (Slips a racket into the hand of Kawamura)

Taka: BURNING! (Fire as the background) HEY, BABY! WHY ARE YOU SINGLING ME OUT? LOOK AT THE OTHER CHARACTERS, BABY! BUUUURNING!

Fuji: (Gets the racket of Taka then smiles)

Taka: What happened?

Momo: (Whispering to Ryoma) Man, I don't get how he turns that way.

Ryoma: Neither do I…

Eiji: It's your turn Kaidoh-chin!

Kaidoh: (hisses) I am not Russian. And I do not sure as hell look like it.

Old Fiat: Man, can't this guy be more loose?

Momo: Don't worry Old Fiat, Mamushi is a straight up serious guy. (Kaidoh glares a Momo) Anyways, what was my question again? Hehehe, didn't write it down.

Old Fiat: Are you and An dating? (Gives a flat but interested look)

Momo: (Chokes then coughs) Me and An? Dating? (Coughs even more) Of course not…

Ryoma: Neh? Then what do you call the time when you went to the courts with her? (Smirks at Momo)

Momo: Shut up you brat! You were there! So it couldn't possibly be a date. (Blushing)

Ryoma: (Frowns) It would've been one if you didn't drag me along. (Change of mood) I'll be answering the last question.

Eiji: Finally!

Ryoma: The thing that I did before that shocked my oyaji the most was declining the first batch of porn magazines he gave me.

Old Fiat: Ouch, that must be hard for your father.

Ryoma: (Scoffs) He deserved it, only a lunatic would have been perverted enough to do what he does.

Old Fiat: You do have a point. Anyways, seems like you all have answered my questions fully, Thanks everyone! Bye-bye and good luck with the following interviews!

Everyone: Thanks! Jane!

Momo: Phew, I'm glad that that's done.

Eiji: Hai, Nyah, can we have a break…

Fuji: Our 4th caller is on the line.

Eiji: (Sighs as he drinks water)

4. selyn

selyn: Hi Everyone! So here are my questions… what do you
feel of individuals from rival schools, also who is the so far the greatest rival in all sense, tennis, life, studies, friends, etc...
question 2: how do you guys fare at school? I'm curious... is the tensai, tensai in everything? What is Fuji's weakest subject? What 'bout the others? tezuka or ryoma (who always sleeps in class). Also, who will rank the overall top for senior mid term / final year test?

Eiji: (Grabs his teddy bear that came from nowhere) All their questions are so personal…

Fuji: Saa, it's what you get from starting this. (Smiles at Eiji) Anyways Tezuka, could you please answer the questions on our behalves. (Smile, turn to Tezuka)

Tezuka: Hn. personally and on behalf of my team, we feel that all individuals from the rival schools are all challenges; they are the challenges that we will overcome when the time comes. As for me, my greatest rival is…

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Atobe's mansion… (A/N the talk show is always in air so people can listen to it)

Atobe: I am the greatest rival of Tezuka, neh Kabaji.

Kabaji: Ussu…

Tezuka: is… Fuji Shuusuke. (On air)

Atobe: (Suddenly falls from his chair)

Kabaji: Ussu…

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Studio… (A/N This is aired on the radio. They have a time slot.)

Fuji: You flatter me Tezuka. (Smiles)

Tezuka: (Looks at Fuji for a second) And our rival school is Fudomine.

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In a corner…

Tachibana: (A very strong breeze blew the group) Hn...

Kamio: What just happened?

Shinji: Someone remembered us. (All looks at Shinji) But it is amazing that this kind of strength would blow at us. It must be a supernatural power trying to make contact to the human world because of the sorrow of his feelings and—

Tachibana: Shinji…

Shinji: Gomen buchou but the things I—

Tachibana: Shinji…

Shinji: (Sighs) Gomen Tachibana…

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Tezuka: And as much as I know, we all have grades above average. It is expected from all of us.

Momo: Yeah. (Sweats)

Tezuka: And…

Fuji: I'll be answering the next question, Tezuka.

Tezuka: (Stares at Fuji) Hn. This guy is getting on my nerves…

Fuji: Selyn, I believe that a tensai isn't perfect in everything. They always have flaws but since people see them as tensai's they forget to find their mistakes, like for example, Echizen-kun. (Ryoma glares at Fuji) He may have grades above average, a prodigy in tennis, and a handsome young boy, his fan club declares him perfect but they forgot something. They forgot to see and count his flaws. The flaws I think are obvious to guys like me. I know that Echizen-kun is somewhat a prodigy in tennis and in school but one not like his fans tend to see his flaws, his flaws that hurt others, his being arrogant, (Ryoma shot his head facing Fuji) insensitive, (Ryoma glares at Fuji) cocky, (The intent to kill enters) brat. (Fuji turns to Ryoma and gives him a smile) Gomen Echizen-kun, I forgot this was on air…

Ryoma: (Gives Fuji a death glare) I'm killing him...

selyn: Yeah. That is true.

Fuji: And my weakest subject is… science.

Eiji: Nya! You call that weak. You practically ace that subject…

Fuji: As well as I ace the others…

Eiji: Yeah!

Fuji: Then, what is my weakest subject?

Eiji: Nyah! You have no weak subject!

Fuji: Yeah… but my lowest in scores, is science…

Eiji: Nya…

Fuji: (Smile)

Ryoma: Moving on, my weakest subject is Japanese culture (A/N is that correct.)

selyn: Yeah, because you just came from the States. But I guess, you're still acing it…

Ryoma: Hn. Barely… (Looks at Tezuka) But I doubt buchou has a weakest subject…

Tezuka: Hn… I don't have one, I top the mid terms too, And I don't sleep in class.

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In the teachers lounge...

Teachers: (Applauses) Woooo!

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Ryoma: (Puts his hands on top of his head, resting) That makes one of us, (Smirks!)

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Back at the teachers lounge...

Teachers: (Thumbs are upside down) Boooo! Boooo!

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Momo: Well, I guess that settles it! Jane Selyn-chan!

selyn: Jane! Thanks to you all! Bye!

Everyone: Jane!

5. neko11lover

Inui: Our 5th caller is on the line. (Looks down at his notebook) So much ii data…

Everyone: Hi!

Ryoma: Why don't we say something other than 'hi'. It's getting boring… just like everything that's happening in here...

Momo: Okay, why don't you greet the caller?

Ryoma: (Frowns) Vis...

neko11lover: Vis! Hehehehe. I'm neko11lover. Okay so I'm goin' straight to the point.

1. i've got this problem about food. i don't eat well cos i think i'm going to bloat like a balloon if i eat too much.
2. kaidoh: do you secretly deep inside like momoshiro?
3. momo: i heard kamio likes ann, too...
4. echizen: uh... uh... do you think you'll ever grow as tall as your sempais cos i wanna try milk too!
5. fuji: do you like someone right now, ryosakufuji can be interesting... fufufu.

Tezuka: Hn…

Momo: Neko11lover, (Grins satisfyingly) A healthy person always needs their nutrients to help them become strong and fit to face everyday normal life. So I suggest you eat as much as you can chew.

Eiji: (Whispers to Fuji) Man, someone listens in their Home Economics class.

Fuji: (laughs lightly)

Momo: And eating too much isn't bad if you have your daily exercise. Look at me, I eat more than an average citizen but I ain't fat. (Everyone looks at his body) that's why… it's because of E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E.

Neko11lover: Yeah, I know. But it's too bothersome to do that…

Momo: Then… (Looks around scratching his chin) just eat as much as you like… man; this talk is making me hungry. (Looks at Eiji) Neh, sempai, want to hang at the burger joint after this.

Eiji: Sure! But I'm not spending my money on you. (Turns to Ryoma) Or you.

Momo: Hehehehe.

Neko11lover: Okay… moving on. Kaidoh it's your turn. (Grins cheekily)

Kaidoh: Baka. I never cared for that baka porcupine head.

Momo: (Head turns to Kaidoh) What was that Mamushi?!

Kaidoh: Baka, I just told the caller that you are as worthless as dog dung. Moron porcupine head.

Momo: Baka!! You take that back! (Launches himself at Kaidoh, settling their score)

Neko11lover: Hn… that again, Momo was supposed to be next… (Voice volume increasing) I heard Kamio likes Ann too…

Momo: (Suddenly looked up) That… ( Momo runs out the door, everyone stands up)

Ryoma: What just happened?

Fuji: (Smiles) Momoshiro-kun just left the building.

Neko11lover: hehehehe. 'It went better than I thought'

Tezuka: Momo will run 100 laps around the building when he comes back.

Ryoma: baka, baka, baka.

Kaidoh: Shhhshshsh…

Neko11lover: Well… hellow.

Tezuka: Gomen, please continue. (Everyone takes back their seats)

Neko11lover: Ryoma, it's your turn.

Ryoma: Oh. (Looks down his paper) 'do you think you'll ever grow as tall as your sempais…' Hn. I will grow as tall as my sempais, and as long as I haven't, I'll continue to drink milk.

Neko11lover: So does it work?

Ryoma: Why… doesn't it show?

Neko11lover: Maybe…

Ryoma: Hn.

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With Momo and his hunt for An-chan…

Momo: An!

An: (Turns around) Momoshiro-kun! (Smiles at him)

Momo: Hi!

An: What are you doing here?

Momo: Oh. Crap. Um… (Starts blushing)

Kamio: (Comes out from another corner) An! (Turns to Momo) You. (Turns back to An)

An! What are you doing with this, this stealer! The bike snatcher!

An: Bike snatcher? (Looks at Kamio to Momo questioningly)

Momo: I didn't steal your bike! I returned it!

Kamio: Yeah you did! You returned to me a piece of junk, you thief!

Momo: Baka! I was chasing after the real thief! What I did was for justice!

Kamio: Yeah right! (Both glares at each other)

An: Will you both stop it! You two are acting like children!

Kamio&Momo: He started it!

An: Hmph! I... mature jerks. (Walks away)

Kamio&Momo: An!

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Back at the studio…

Fuji: I am really not seeing someone right now… but if you would recommend anyone just tell me. (Smile!)

Neko11lover: Sure! So… what do you think about RyoSakuFuji?

Ryoma: I say it's stupid.

Fuji: (smiles) I think it was rather exciting. Neh, Echizen-kun. To see who Sakuno-chan would end up with. (Ryoma, not caring)

Ryoma: What's so fun with that?

Fuji: Don't like the tension... Neh Echizen-kun. (Smiles)

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Sakuno's house…

Sakuno: Achooo! Hm… maybe I should start cleaning…

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Taka: I thought you didn't read fanfiction?

Fuji: I didn't but because of the interviews yesterday I made a liberty to myself to read some.

Taka: Oh.

Tezuka: I believe we have answered everything already.

neko11lover: Yeah... (Sighs) Just have fun. And Tezuka, loosen up will ya? Bye!

Tezuka: Loosen up...

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Later on that day...

Momo: (Tears flowing down his eyes) Go Seigaku! (Running endless laps around the building)

Ryoma: I can't help but pity him.

Kamio: I don't care, he stole my bike!

An: Go Momoshiro-kun!

Kamio: An! Why are you cheering for him!

Momo: (Stops running and blushes)

Tezuka: Momoshiro! 10 more laps!

Momo: (Sighs)

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Thanks for the reviews! Jane! The next group will be on the next chapter!

TBC, next will be Kirrah05, Ahotep, hachinoko, and Nami Mitsukai. Thanks for the reviews!