Day 667 - 9:30 AM - 9:45 AM
Well today we all woke up around the time listed, it wasn't fun sleeping on the front lawn of some abandoned house, and stupid Faust wouldn't let us on the bus because he came to believe it was "cursed." It wasn't of course, it only stopped because he drank all the gas. As Emerld said, the house was locked so we couldn't get in, but we we're all pretty tired so we didn't bother breaking in. "Well, good morning everyone, now how do we get in the house?" I asked. "Why do we need in the house? We need to get home!" said Chris. "I know, but there might be a phone that works in the house, also we might be staying here for a few hours, maybe even a day or two." I explained because I didn't even know if we were in the town we lived in. Then, the door suddenly flew open! Out walked Faust, holding a tray of muffins. "Who wants breakfast?" he asked. "Forget breakfast! How did you get in the house!?" I yelled at him. "I found a key." he said as he pointed to a picture of a key he had painted on the wall, above was a giant hole shaped like Faust. We just walked in the house after words, not even yelling at him or nothing, and yes Chris took the muffins.
Day 667 - 9:46 AM - 1:00 PM.
The first thing we were greeted to when we walked in was a gigantic mural of what looked like Pyramid Head. "Whoever lived here must have really liked Silent Hill…" I said as I just stared at it holding my Bridget plushy. Not long after we entered everyone scattered around the huge house. I walked into a room to find Chris smacking a metal shutter with a sludge hammer. He then burst threw the door with the hammer and looked at me saying: "I found the food!" I then looked slightly to his side to see a button that said "food storage" on it. I pressed it while Chris was climbing threw the hole he made and the shutters rose, with Chris still in the middle. I panicked and left him there, but if he can reach the food at least, he'll be ok. I found Kaylee about 10 minutes later staring at a door. "What are you staring at that door for?" I asked her. "Because when I opened it a minute ago, a giant eye was staring at me." she replied. I then opened the door to see for myself, and sure enough there was an eye! "I got it!" screamed Faust as he came from around the corner, riding a tricycle and holding a lance! He then proceeded to jam the end of the lance into MY eye. "GOD DAMN IT, MOTHER FUCKING, HELL! NOT MY EYE FAUST!" I yelled as that had hurt like hell. Then he replied: "Whoops, my bad." After that he poked the big eye with his finger, it groaned and then went away, leading us into the hallway it was blocking. "You guys go ahead, I'm going to find Emerld and Jack." I said as I walked off, leaving Kaylee alone with Faust. She ran up to me shortly after, not wanting to be near the bagman.
Day 667 - 3:15 PM - 9:00 PM
I had wandered around for hours the house with Kaylee with no luck of finding Jack or Emerld. I did manage to find Chris again, he had gotten out of the shutter and fallen asleep in a big sack of potato chips. I noticed when walking down the hallway that the ceiling was dripping green stuff, and when I looked up the site I saw… Faust was hanging from the ceiling covered in jell-o! He then jumped down, barley missing me upon landing. "Faust, why are you covered in that stuff!?" I asked him. "I found it in this one room, it was all over the floor so I decided to roll around in it." He replied. Then he shook himself off like a dog getting jell-o all over us. "Well, see ya, I'm going to play with these special holes I found!" he said as he jumped into a portal that appeared in the wall. "That's weird…" I thought to myself as I continued searching for the other two. I finally found Emerld at about an hour later, he was in a big office like room, staring up. "There you are you bastard, we've been looking for you for hours! And what is that you are looking at!?" I asked. "Jack is up there trying with a live severed moose head." He explained. I then looked up to find Jack with a stick trying to ward off a moos head that was biting at him. "Come on ya moose! Move out of the way so I can get my super ball back!" he yelled at this living dead moose head. The moose's eyes then began to swell, and eventually hands burst threw them! This shock knocked Jack off from the high place he was, and he fell, he's ok though, a discarded sock broke his fall. Then we looked back at the moose, and recognized the hands, they belonged to Faust! His hands then went back in and his head pushed threw the moose's mouth, after that he jumped down to were we were, wearing the moose head. "Hey this is cool, I'm keeping it as a hat!" he stated as we all returned to the front room.
Day 667 - 10:15 PM
We retuned to the front room after the moose incident, and we mostly just sat there. Chris met up with us too, and we decided that we shouldn't go exploring until the morning. Something about this house just didn't seem right, especially the skeleton hanging from a noose in the corner of the room which just seemed to stare at me with his eyeless skull. Since we didn't find any bedrooms all day, we decided to sleep in the front room, under the giant Pyramid Head mural. I did wake up some time during the night though, and went into the kitchen to find Emerld sitting with a man that had a triangle shaped helmet that looked a lot like the Pyramid hoods that executioners wore, and that's because it was one. My eyes were huge, but Emerld didn't even seem to mind, he was just sitting there drinking coffee with the guy! I just walked away, and hoped Emerld wasn't hurt that night…
Day 666 1 am - 4 am.
Today didn't quite start as I would have liked it, besides, it wasn't even breakfast time. To blame the matters of this moment on, would be none other than that retarded Mr. Crazy Bagman, Faust. To get to my point though, today started with just about everyone asleep in their beds, waiting for the sun to rise to start another day... That would become a short lived dream. Me and Teepo had been playing Dead Rising all night and were just a little bit paranoid now about going to sleep. I think the game is just a little to realistic, because when Faust walked in on us playing it, with beat the crap out of him until we figured it was him, then we hit him a couple more times for good measure. Yep, it was fun too. So around 2 am, we started to hear noises like cars being started or something like that, but that freaked us out even more, since no one around us has a car...anymore at least. But we decided to try to wake everyone up since we were paranoid to the point that we thought that zombies were going to get us. First, Teepo woke up his girlfriend Kaylee from sleeping, which threw him out of the room after waking her up. We later tried Chris, but he tried to eat my arm, then Jack, but he threw one of those petrified gerbils that Faust had given Teepo when he was sick. We thought Faust had gone back to sleep, well, because he has slept before, but when we opened his door, we ended up walking into a repair shop, which Faust then blinded us by lighting up a blow torch near our eyes. We freaking walked out of his room after walking into a couple of things. So we decided to eat some breakfast in the kitchen...after we turned on a few lights in the house, mainly the big ones. We got done with breakfast around 3-4 am, and then we played more Dead Rising until the sun rose.
Day 666 5 am- 12 noon.
We passed out for about an hour while we were playing the zombie killing mall trapped game of Dead Rising. Now, the thing I remember waking up to is the sound of a bus driving; now the bus sound wasn't normal, because it sounded like there was a team of five thousand demons for the motor. Anyway, when I woke, I found myself in a bus seat, Teepo in the one across from mine, still asleep like the lump he is. Two seats down was Jack, sitting up sleeping, Chris was trying to eat his hand, I guess he was still asleep to, and Kaylee was, I guess fixing her hair in the seat behind Teepo. I looked up only to see that the bus driver was none other than Faust. "Faust, where are we, and where the hell are we going?" I asked him. "You're on a bus, and you're now on vacation to a hotel get-away!" He screamed into the loud speaker device. That woke up Jack. He tried to punch the window to get out, but his fist bounced off, and smacked him back in the face, knocking him back into sleep. It was now about 11 am and Chris was up, Jack woke from his unconscious state after knocking himself out. Teepo was still sound asleep until Kaylee picked up a Bridget plushie he'd been holding onto like a little kid, which he immediately woke up and snatched it back from he hand. "Mine." Teepo stated as he started to look out the window, but could not see anything since the bus was traveling to fast. Then it was noon.
Day 666 12:01 pm- 10 pm
Yep, it was noon by my clock that I had one my wrist. I think it's broken though since some of the screws are falling out, and that the front glass piece is broken. Any who, we were still on the bus when I noticed that everything was starting to slow down, considering the speed that Faust had been driving at. "Faust" I asked "Are we running out of gasoline?" "Nope" he replied. After about another hour, the bus came to a halt and Faust announced over the loud speaker that we'd run out of gas. "Faust, where are we?" I asked him, but couldn't help but laugh at his insane looking bus driver's uniform he'd made, probably the night before. Teepo went up to the front and looked at the dash board, and said "Faust, what's that straw attached to in the dash board?" "To the gas tank, why?" he replied back. "Idiot" I said. So now we don't know where we are, we're out of gas for the bus, and we're stuck with Faust on some "vacation" that he'd dragged us on. After we got out of the bus, we looked around for a house for which we could call a tow truck or something. Now I know you think this is gonna end up in some stupid horror movie thing, but we did find a house, the only problem was that the doors to that stupid fucking house was locked, and it didn't look like anyone was living their either, so we decided to camp out in the front lawn. And then comes Teepo to write more.
