Ahh...Bilge...What in the bloody Caribbean did I do last night? I feel...quite wasted. I shouldn't drink like that anymore. Agh...MY HEAD....I wonder what I did last night. Y'know what? Let's not tread there...Savvy? Aheh, heh, heh...Change of subject before I back myself into a little corner.
Since I dun' remember any of the bilge I did last night, I'm just gonna talk about other bilge. Like how many times I used the word "bilge" already and how fun it is to use. Or we can talk about my old first mate, Barbossa. Barbossa, Barbossa, Barbossa...Jus' because I'm always drunk dun' mean I'm an inbecile. Thinkin' that yeh can get rid o' me. Psh! I'm glad I got rid o' him first. That no good, dirty little land-lovin' old git! GOD!!! And what of name is "Barbossa"? Is it a first name? A last name? A middle name? ALL THREE?! Or was it just so fun to say that yeh kept it? Come to think of it, it IS fun to say. Maybe I can make it into a song. B-B-BAR!! B-B-B-BOSSA! Bar, Bar! Bossa, Bossa! BBAAARRRRRBOOOSSSAAA!!! WHOOO-HOO! 'ey, that IS fun to say... Let's say it backwards! Assobrab. HAH!!! That's really funny. And stupid at the same time, 'cause Barbossa was a stupid man. But he wasn't honest so he didn't have stupidly-honest-honesty.
When yeh think of it, the only not stupid thing is rum. Rum makes yeh happy when you're sad. It makes yeh wanna dance in the rain and bellyflop into the ocean. (Which DOES cause a lot of pain, mind you.) Sometimes it even makes yeh want to--- Ehh...I won't go there.
Yeh know what Miss Swann called me the night before? A slug! Isn't that just rude? All I did was ask her if she'd replace my teddy bear with 'erself! Then she smacked me and called me a slug! I definitely didn't deserve any of that bilge! I don't deserve half of the slaps I get, aye?
Right about now I'd be climbin' outta this little old bed of mine, but I dun' feel like it. I betcha that Mr. Turner is gonna start barkin' wrong orders an' I'll go up there anyway. That's why they call ME Captain. Not HIM. Ah, yeh see? A wrong order already! "Pull the heavy thing out of the water!" AHAH! It's, "Weigh anchor!" Honestly, mate! If you're gonna be givin' orders, at least give 'em the RIGHT way. Idiocy always seems to prevail on this ship! UGH!
~Jack Sparrow
Since I dun' remember any of the bilge I did last night, I'm just gonna talk about other bilge. Like how many times I used the word "bilge" already and how fun it is to use. Or we can talk about my old first mate, Barbossa. Barbossa, Barbossa, Barbossa...Jus' because I'm always drunk dun' mean I'm an inbecile. Thinkin' that yeh can get rid o' me. Psh! I'm glad I got rid o' him first. That no good, dirty little land-lovin' old git! GOD!!! And what of name is "Barbossa"? Is it a first name? A last name? A middle name? ALL THREE?! Or was it just so fun to say that yeh kept it? Come to think of it, it IS fun to say. Maybe I can make it into a song. B-B-BAR!! B-B-B-BOSSA! Bar, Bar! Bossa, Bossa! BBAAARRRRRBOOOSSSAAA!!! WHOOO-HOO! 'ey, that IS fun to say... Let's say it backwards! Assobrab. HAH!!! That's really funny. And stupid at the same time, 'cause Barbossa was a stupid man. But he wasn't honest so he didn't have stupidly-honest-honesty.
When yeh think of it, the only not stupid thing is rum. Rum makes yeh happy when you're sad. It makes yeh wanna dance in the rain and bellyflop into the ocean. (Which DOES cause a lot of pain, mind you.) Sometimes it even makes yeh want to--- Ehh...I won't go there.
Yeh know what Miss Swann called me the night before? A slug! Isn't that just rude? All I did was ask her if she'd replace my teddy bear with 'erself! Then she smacked me and called me a slug! I definitely didn't deserve any of that bilge! I don't deserve half of the slaps I get, aye?
Right about now I'd be climbin' outta this little old bed of mine, but I dun' feel like it. I betcha that Mr. Turner is gonna start barkin' wrong orders an' I'll go up there anyway. That's why they call ME Captain. Not HIM. Ah, yeh see? A wrong order already! "Pull the heavy thing out of the water!" AHAH! It's, "Weigh anchor!" Honestly, mate! If you're gonna be givin' orders, at least give 'em the RIGHT way. Idiocy always seems to prevail on this ship! UGH!
~Jack Sparrow