Shipping Invoice
Colin Fisher/Lance Sweets
Where and when did you first meet?
"We met in Lance's office. I had to go there for a psych eval so I could work forensics."
How long have you been together?
"I'm not very good with dates. Colin?"
"Me either. More than six months for sure."
Who kissed who first?
"Colin kissed me. In my office. During one of our routine psychological evaluations."
"What can I say? He did look very kissable on that couch."
Do you have a song?
"If you listen to my exes, my theme song is 'You Give Love a Bad Name' by Bon Jovi."
"I like that song."
"Good enough for you?"
Yes. Moving on. What do you like or hate most about his appearance?
"I'm half in love with his beard."
"I like his eyes, they're so expressive. If I need to know how he is I don't even need to ask."
What do you like or hate most about his personality?
"I like that he's calm."
"The opposite of Daisy, you mean."
"Yeah. Don't remind me."
"I like the fact that he sees me as a realist, not as a depressed misfit."
Are you married?
"No."
Who cooks?
"Colin does, actually. And he's very good at it."
Who does the laundry and other chores?
"Lance."
Do you have any pets?
"No."
"Actually, it depends. Does Daisy count? Because she used to follow Lance around like a puppy."
Do you have any kids?
"No."
Who's more dominant?
"That would be Colin."
"No need to blush."
Do you have any traditions?
"Not yet."
"We can make some as we go."
What is your favorite place to be together?
"Lance's office, hands down."
What is your favorite place to be together? If you know what I mean…
"The couch in my office, of course."
What is your favorite nonsexual activity?
"For me is holding Lance's body close to mine."
"For me is sleeping with Colin holding me."
What do you do for holidays?
"Whatever Angela planned for our family."
"Do not cross her if you want to live."
Where do you usually go on vacation?
"New Orleans. Lance will say it's because the city has an intricate web of delicate human relations, but it's really because of the music."
"Colin!"
What do you two fight over?
"Nothing. We're very easygoing."
Any last thoughts?
"Keep tuned for something straight out from fairytales next…"
"Cryptic. I like it."