AN: this will be updated every day, unless I'm not home. If this get's deleted, I'll post it on archive of our own.
Chapter 2
Sara Meats Charecters
When Sara woke up, she was in front of a mansion. She saw someone wearing a suit of armor. In a moment of very poor judgment, she somehow kissed the person. Later, Sara would claim she thought it was Mater Chief from Halo. The person took of their armor, revealing herself to be Samus Aran from Metroid dressed like a rapper.
"The Hell…" Samus muttered.
Sara was offended, "Why did you kiss me?" she asked.
'You're the one that kissed me!' Samus thought. Instead, she said, "Because I'ma lesbian and you're pretty."
"Thank you," Sara said, trying to kiss Samus again. Samus pushed her away.
"Didn't you hear me? I'ma lesbian and I'ma gonna rap you!" Samus started taking off Sara's clothes, including, for some reason, two shirts.
"No! Help! A lesban is gonna rap me!" Sara shouted. "Fortunately" for her, Link, Marth, and Ike were nearby so they got some random horses as soon as Samus had started to rap.
"Samus stop being a lesbian," Link said in a monotone. When she "refused" Marth, who looked like if the looks of Justin Beaber and Jacob from Twilight combined with the genus of Sean Hanety and Rosh Limbog (But he had blue hair. So basically, he looks nothing like them), picked her up and threw her in the moat.
"Need a ride?" Marth asked in a fake deep voice. Sara nodded and got on his horse. She then met all the characters and Lugia. For some reason.