Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, or anything else, generally. Not anything I could be sued for, anyway. Except for maybe some bootleg copies of movies, but...

..Wait, I didn't say that. Scratch that out! You didn't hear anything!

Author's Note: Thank you for the reviews, there are so many Inuyasha fan fictions on the site that I'm surprised I even received any reviews at all. xD I try to either bash all the characters, or not to bash any of them; I like BOTH Kikyo and Kagome; Inuyasha gets on my nerves, but I try not to make him seem completely retarded.

...What? I do try...

SUMMARY: Kikyo decides she finally wants to be with inuyasha.

...in hell, that is.

Inuyasha stood there, eyes wide, shock clearly written across his face. "I... Kikyo, that is... I.."

She had finally asked him The Question. If he would spend the rest of eternity with her in hell, if he'd drop everything and join her. The downside was, either he came with her now, or he didn't come with her at all.

Of course, Kikyo knew that he probably wouldn't join her in hell, but she was bored and thought it would be very amusing to watch him stutter through an answer. Purely for entertainment value, you see. Of course, if he had said yes to her question, she would have smacked him one and scolded him for forsaking his revenge on Naraku.

Silly little hanyou indeed.

Miroku was in shock.

The houshi came stumbling back into their camping spot after having been spying on Inuyasha and Kikyo (there might have been some action, if you catch my drift) only to hear Kikyo ask The Question. Not even waiting, Miroku had ran back, hoping to get Kagome to sit some sense into him, because there was no way in hell that they'd stand a chance against the half demon Naraku without him.

Unbeknownst to the lecherous monk, Sango had been following him—knowing what he had been up to, of course. She had tailed him only to scold him for his spying (or so she told herself) before she had also heard Kikyo's question. The two had run back together, Miroku not even remotely noticing Sango's presence or questioning her appearance.

"Kagome-sama!"

"Kagome!"

"We've got to hurry!"

"Inuyasha's in trouble!"

"..It's Kikyo, she.."

"..going to drag him to hell!"

"..stop her before it's too late!"

"Kagome, get up!"

One eye snapped open followed closely by a second, her vision bleary. Even with non-blurry vision, she probably wouldn't have been able to see anyway because it was still dark out.

Groaning, Kagome glanced to her right, her eyes catching onto the glowing numerals on her battery-charged, glow in the dark Hello Kitty alarm clock.

"You guys, it's three in the morning. I have to get to sleep."

"We have to find a way to rescue Inuyasha from her before it's too late."

Kagome looked up at Miroku, blinking in confusion, before throwing her head back down.

"You know what? Screw him. There, I said it. Screw him. Let Kikyo take him to hell. I wanna go to sleep," Kagome rolled over in her sleeping bag.

Miroku and Sango chose to ignore her.

"..Maybe we could..-"

"Inuyasha's such an idiot..."

"What are we going to..."

"Kagome-sama, wake up!"

Silence.

"I think she went back to sleep, Miroku-sama."

Miroku looked down at the sleeping Kagome, and then back up at Sango. "Well," he sighed, "we're screwed."

"No, we're not," Sango's fierce gaze caught Miroku's. "There's got to be something..."

"Sango, there's nothing-"

"That's not true! We could-"

"What the hell are you idiots arguing about now!"

Dead silence.

"...Inuyasha?" Sango loosened her hold on Miroku's neck, who gasped and inhaled a grateful breath of air. "Is that really you...?"

"Who else would it be? What's up with you guys?" Inuyasha folded his arms huffily and snorted.

"We thought... Kikyo, and..."

"Were you guys spying on me!" The hanyou's stance turned defensive.

"That's not the point!"

"Mind you own damn business!"

Inuyasha's ears twitched before he reluctantly began to speak again. "Naraku's still around killin' everyone, I wouldn't have gone, not before my revenge."

There was a pause as Inuyasha glared at the others.

"..Do you guys have so little faith in me?"

No one responded.

The End