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I'M SO SORRY! I HAVEN'T UPDATED ANYTHING IN 6 DAYS! :'( I'm a bad author...I was watching One Piece so much...I got all the way from the Alabasta to the Thriller Bark in 3 days! And I couldn't stop! Man, I feel like a jacka**...I gotta make it up to you guys somehow, but I got school now..hmm...okay, I'm gonna add an bonus chapter of ANY of my completed fics and I want YOU to choose which story it will be and what plot. It can be these choices: Dbz in Kindergarten, Dbz in Preschool, Dbz in Kindergarten 2: Next Gen, Dbz in Elementary School: First Grade, Dbz in Elementary School: Second Grade, Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 6th Grade, My awful 7th grade fic poorly written due to puberty, Dbz in Kindergarten: Night at the Museum. If you wanna see any fic have a bonus chapter or an after story chapter or filler or a backstory, or a continuation of Kindergarten 2, or whatever, give me your suggestion in the reviews section, and I'll choose the best one! I'll have 8th grade done by next month, and I'm not letting OP stop me! I just wanted to catch up...I still like Dragon Ball Z a million times better, nostalgia, better fights, cooler transformations, Goku, Vegeta, etc. But OP is good too, with it's adventure and songs, they got the best songs.
Chapter 2: Torturing Mr. Blutzinger
It was a few days after the first day of school, and everyone was doing some math work.
"Remember, multiplication is basically a fancier, quicker version of addition," King Vegeta said.
"Grr...ng...gah!...Err..." Goku grunted.
"Goku, why are you sweating?!" Luffy asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Goku cried as he transformed into a Super Saiyan.
"THE F***?!" Zoro yelled.
"Kakarot! Be quiet! I'm trying to work!" Vegeta yelled.
"Shut the h*** up!" Sasuke yelled.
"Wow...his voice is awesome.." Maron marveled.
"Grr..." 17 growled.
"I know, right?" Zangya said.
"Argh..." Bojack growled.
"SHUT UP, GOKU!" Chi-Chi yelled as she hit a frying pan on him.
"Ugh..." Goku groaned as he turned back to normal.
"Sasuke, I'm scared..." Naruto whispered as he hid behind him.
"Get off me, fool!" Sasuke yelled.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Toriko screamed.
"..."
"What now?" Zoro asked.
"...I just wanted to say that," Toriko said.
"Ugh!" Everyone anime fainted.
"All of you are devils!" King Vegeta shouted, "It's just multiplication work!"
"He's right, friends!" Natsu said as he set his paper on fire...and his desk...
"..."
"AAAAAAAHHHHH! I'M SORRY!" Natsu screamed as he ran around his desk, with King Vegeta chasing him.
Just then, a shadow appeared of the door
Everyone was dead silent.
Hercule walked over, "What's the secret password?"
"..."
The door slammed open, and Hercule flew back, crying as Mr. Blutzinger walked in.
"..."
"Hey Goku! Who's the fat ugly old guy?" Luffy asked.
"Luffy!" Zoro groaned as he punched his head.
"This 'fat ugly old guy' is your principal! I'm Mr. Blutzinger!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
"Are you sure it's right?" Natsu asked, "My friiieeeends told me it was Buttstinger,"
"..."
The desks crippled down as the fire was burning it out.
Piccolo, Zoro, and Vegeta was toasting some marshmallows.
King Vegeta was asleep on his desk.
Mr. Blutzinger growled, "All of you got detention..."
"Aww..." All the Z Fighters moaned.
"WHAT?! You can't give us detention, you fata**!" Luffy yelled.
Zoro pulled out one of his swords.
"We'll fight you!" Naruto yelled.
Natsu was toasting the desk.
Toriko was in the corner in a fetal position, muttering nonsense.
"I don't fight! I give punishments to unruly kids!" Mr. Blutzinger said as he walked out.
"WHAT?!" Luffy yelled.
"He's just scared," Bulma said.
"We should do something to him!" Naruto said.
"B-But what?" Krillin shakily asked.
"We should run him over, and see of me still lives!" Frieza said.
"That's perfect!" Cell said.
"WHAT?!" Krillin yelled, "We c-can't!"
"You remind me of Usopp, he's a liar, and he's a chicken!" Luffy said.
"He sounds like you too..." Zoro said.
"And you sound like Vegeta and Piccolo.." Goku said.
"No he doesn't!" Vegeta, Piccolo, and Zoro yelled at the same time.
Their voices perfectly synced into one voice.
"..."
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Princessdbz10 chapter 1
Omg I love your story's and am so inspired by you! I just got in the sixth grade . Anyway I love what your doing hope you keep on doing it! Great job!
Me: Thanks, and I hope you enjoy middle school!
Guest chapter 1
Oh my f-ing god I love ur fanfics
Me: Thanks!
queenvicky99 chapter 1
OMG CONGRATS.I can't believe I waited .At least it was worth it .I can't do a got review because I'm at school so just know WOAH ,You are almost there ! Until next time XD, also follow me on ig darksaiyanprincess. Chow
Me: Yup, I'll follow you soon!
Vegeta: Me too!
Guest chapter 1
This was sweet but it sorta felt like too much was going on at once cause all the characters and adding them in made it a little hard to keep up with.
Nonetheless I'm still looking forward to ur next update!
Me: Well, it's kinda simple, the one you should be confused on is 8th grade, I have more than 50 characters...in this one, all I have is the Z Fighters, Two OP and Naruto characters, 1 Fairy Tail and Toriko character. The rivals (Sasuke, Zoro) will be with Vegeta and the main characters will be with Goku. But thanks for sharing your concern!
Guest13 chapter 1
So very very very very very very very funny and cool. You should have a big fight seen against super man vs everyone and Beerus should freak out because Toriko stole his pudding or something
AWSOME story
Me: Maybe later...idk..XD Toriko stealing his pudding.
Guest chapter 1
OMG!
it is finnaly here
Wooooooohoooooo!
u are awesome and cool and anything else positive i waited so long 4 this
I want to give you a hug!
thank you thank you thank you
Me: Thank you...*blushes*
Warm hugs chapter 1
Perverts on bulma vegeta becomes jealous that will become super funny to me
Me: Lol
SugarBaby chapter 1
Yay! ANOTHER FIC I CAN ENJOY! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY! CONTINUE MAKING GREAT-NO AWESOME FICS! HAPPY ANNIVERSIRY DBZ IN:KINDERGARTEN! IF YOU SEE A MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET, THAT'S MY SIS! JUST JOKING! BYE! I'M GOING TO GO PLAY SOME MINECRAFT (IT'S THIS REALLY COOL GAME!) NOW!
I'm a girl.
Me: YAAAY! HAPPY ANNAVERSARY!
00gohan123 chapter 1
YAY! AWESOME!
Me: YAAAAY!
Vegeta: YAAAAAY!
friezafan chapter 1
I never watch one piece,naruto, or others.I only saw crossovers with kakorot,Bulma,chichi,and the others.(Torture Buttstinger and Yamcha)Make frieza sing christmas don't be late with Zarbon, Dodoria and King Cold ,Die Yamcha!I play gta v online and my screen name is charamander 459 around level is me to google plus if you like (-).
Me: XD K I will
SuperSaiyanKnight chapter 1
Great start!
Me: Thanks!
EmeraldoftheStars chapter 1
Happy Anniversary! *throws confetti* Good first chapter but kinda sad that its gonna be a short fic. Anyway, keep up the good work and merry anniversary!
Me: Yea, crossovers aren't meant to be a full story...:'(
PippElulu chapter 1
Oh...my...god...YAY!
This is just- just *starts crying slightly...yes I am literally crying slightly*
This is a warning. You will be getting bucketloads of annoyed people and dickriders who will be on about "WHY ISN'T LUFFY'S CONQUERER HAKI IN THIS!" or "WHERE'S NARUTO'S SAGE MODE" and "WHY CAN'T NATSU USE THE LIGHTNING FIRE DRAGON ROAR"
Just giving you a warning. Trust me, it'll get crazy. However, if you don't mind a slight 1 minute spoiler just search up Luffy beats 50, 000 with conquerer's haki on YT.
Well, that was just my warning :3 Good chapter, AWESOME CHAPTER and be prepared. CIAO!
Me: Don't worry...I'll handle the fanboys!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta
"I smell a plan!" King Vegeta yelled as he sat straight up from his seat.
"Ok! I admit! My friends and I plan on running over the principal!" Natsu cried.
"You plan on running over the principal?!" King Vegeta yelled.
"Thanks alot!" Beerus yelled.
"Umm...yes," Toriko said.
"Oh come ON!" Everyone screamed.
King Vegeta was silent.
"..."
"You know this is illegal, wrong, and crazy do you? You can go to jail, get executed, or go to a mental hospital just because of running over your principal, the leader of the school, for fun. I see this as highly immature and if I'm a good parent/teacher, I would advise you to not do it and get back to your boring schoolwork, but since I'm better than that..." King Vegeta declared.
"..."
"Go ahead, I hate the old man anyway!" King Vegeta said.
Later at Detention-
"So, I want all of you to write my name a hundred times on this piece of paper!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
"This is a candy wrapper!" Zoro protested.
"Huh? What was that? I couldn't hear you writing!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"Your budget is so low, you can't afford paper?!" Sasuke asked.
Piccolo snorted.
"Shut your mouth and start writing!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
Everyone groaned and started making tiny words on the candy wrapper.
"Don't tell me what to do!" Vegeta yelled, "I'm the Prince of All Saiyans!"
Everyone groaned even louder.
Meanwhile-
Goku, Luffy, Naruto, Toriko, and Natsu were in a black Bugatti.
"Good thing we stole Old Man Jenkins' car!" Goku said.
"I know, we were lucky his car keys were in here too," Luffy said.
"So...does anyone know how to drive?" Naruto asked.
"I think I can, friends!" Natsu said as he switched places with Goku in the driver's seat.
"..."
"How do we get the engine started?" Toriko asked.
"Now...time for my signature attack to get the engine started, friends!: Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" Natsu yelled as his fists instantly lit up in a powerful fire.
It surprisingly worked: Everyone screamed and the force made the keys turn to start the engine.
Natsu immediately stepped on the pedal, and the tires screeched as they drove towards the school...
"Uhh...guys? We're driving towards the building..." Goku said.
"Don't worry, I got it!" Luffy said as he stepped outside the door and got onto the hood.
"Gomu Gomu no..." Luffy said as he swung his arms back.
"Rocket!" Luffy finished as he grabbed a nearby pole.
Unfortunately, Luffy forgot to grab the car, and ended up banging his head on the pole.
"Ow!" Luffy groaned as he slid down.
"We're gonna crash!" Naruto yelled.
"And the car's on fire!" Natsu gasped.
"This is gonna be fun!" Goku said as he trembled with excitement.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Toriko screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed as they busted into the classroom.
Everything was in slow motion by then.
Mr. Blutzinger slowly turned around and gasped.
Vegeta, Zoro, and Sasuke stared, shocked at the display.
Piccolo was filming everything, and all the girls stared with their mouths wide open.
Everything went into present time as the car ran into Mr. Blutzinger, but he was on the windshield.
All the Z Fighters flew outside, dodging the flamed car.
Natsu's flamed caught onto the school, and started spreading out.
The car ran around in circles, spraying diry everywhere, and making tracks around the school.
"We can't stop!" Goku yelled.
Luffy ran towards the car after getting up from the pole, "I'll save you!"
Luffy corked his mouth with his thumb, bite into his thumb joint (making a small opening) and blowed very hard into it, which inflated his arm.
"What the-?!" Blutzinger yelled as he lifted his face from the windshield.
Luffy blowed so much air into his body that when they were all focused on a single limb, they became the size equivalent to that of a giant's.
"WOAH!" Buu yelled.
Zoro smirked, and Sasuke cocked his head.
Vegeta gaped as Bulma struggled from over his shoulder.
Chi-Chi was carried by 18, and they gasped at the size of Luffy's fists.
"..." Launch and Tien gasped.
"HA!" Luffy screamed as he punched the car.
Goku, Natsu, Naruto, and Toriko jumped out before Luffy's fists impacted the car.
The car completely exploded into bits and pieces and as it fell down, half of the school was on fire.
They heard sirens around the block, and knew the firetrucks were coming.
Mr. Blutzinger gasped as half of the school was completely on fire.
He dropped down to his knees and pounded the dirt below him.
There was a long silence..
"..."
"Jeez, Mr. Buttstinger, we're sorry.." Goku said.
Vegeta thought, "Wait a minute, if there's a fire then..."
"NO SCHOOL!" Everyone chanted.
Everyone hi-fived each other and started celebrating.
"Ha! No school! No school!" King Vegeta sang as he danced.
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!" Mr. Blutzinger screamed.
Next Time- New and Improved Football Team!
A/N- Again, sorry, I didn't update 8th grade soon, and I'll do so sometime this week. It was mainly because I had trouble setting up a Turles/Celeria chapter. Anyway, I'm gonna hurry up and finish my next chapter, and thanks for your support and reviews, and pm or review me!