Faith: hello everybody and welcome to the second chapter of dare the Akatsuki!
Hidan: *in sarcastic voice* oh : *glares at Hidan*
Hidan: what the hell, why are you looking at me like that?
Faith: *blushes* thanks Sasori, your amazing!
Sasori: *shrugs*
Faith: does that mean you like me Sasori?
Sasori: what no way *tiny voice*
Faith: okay first reviewer is litewarior4. Welcome, welcome.
Litewarior4: thanks for having me Faith.
Faith: thanks for reviewing!
Litwarior4: okay I have a lot of dares today. *grins evilly*
Deidara: why do I have a bad feeling about this un?
Litewarior4: okay *laughs manically* Itachi, I dare you to go into a closet tied up with your fan girls.
Itachis: *glares* no way will I do that.
Faith: *grabs Itachi's arm, and throws him into the closet.* litewarior4 how would you like to tie him up?
Litewarior4: *walks over and ties Itachi up*
Faith: *opens door and Itachi fan girls run into the closet*
Litewarior4: *locks closet door*
Itachi: NO, HELP ME SOMEBODY, HELP ME!!!
Faith: *laughing*
Akatsuki: *scared to see what's next*
Litewarior4: *grins* okay then Pein I dare you ti rip your piercing's out.
Pein: *mouth open*
Faith: *walks over and shuts Pein's mouth* you know Pein you keep doing that and a fly will file in.
Pein: I will not do that I am the leader of the Akatsuki for crying out loud!
Faith: *glares at Pein* do it or else I'll throw you off a cliff into my pet aligators.
Pein: *scared* fine, fine I'll do it.
Pein: *screaming while taking his piercing's out*
Akatsuki expect Pein: *laughing*
Faith: that's mean you guys *laughing too*
Faith: what's next warior4? I'm going to call you that okay?
Warior4: fine with me.
Warior4: kisame eat shark- fin soup.
Kisame: what no way!
Faith: just do it or else, the cliff *evil music in background*
Kisame: *cries while eating the soup*
Warior4: next Zetsu mow a school's lawn.
Zetsu: *shrugs* it could be worse. you got that right.
Zetsu: *mowing school lawn, looks like he's having fun*
Faith: okay then I did not think that he would enjoy it. Lol
Faith: okay Warior4 next dares.
Warior4: *grinning evilly* Tobi I dare you to eat sugar.
Deidara: *gasping for air* no please no un.
Tobi: oh boy, Tobi gets to eat sugar.
Hidan: no Tobi don't eat sugar be a good boy and don't!
Faith: *hands Tobi cookies* here you go Tobi, be a good boy and eat them.
Tobi: * takes plate and eats cookies*
~ 3 minutes later~
Akatsuki expect Tobi: *cowering in corner.*
Tobi: *jumping up and down* TOBI'S A GOOD BOY, TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!!
Faith: okay then. Sasori are you okay.
Sasori: help me!
Deidara: no help me un!
Pein: I'm the leader so help me!
Faith: *walks to corner and saves Sasori.* your welcome Sasori.
Sasori: * starring at Faith*
Faith: Danna? you there?
Sasori: *snaps out of his trance* ummm yeah thanks Faith.
Faith: *blushes*
Faith: I'm sorry warior4 continue.
Warior4: okay Hidan you have to go a week without any ritual's.
Hidan: what the fuck! No fucking way! Jashion-sama will curse you!
Faith: sorry Hidan but you have to.
Hidan: humph.
Warior4: Deidara you have to build a puppet and you can't blow it up.
Deidara: no way un! That's not art un!
Sasori: that's true art Deidara you should be glad.
Deidara: art is fleeting un!
Sasori: it's eternal brat!
Deidara: fleeting un!
Sasori: eternal brat!
Faith: it's eternal now do the dare Dei.
Deidara: *growls* fine un.
~while Deidara was working on his puppet.~
Warior4: sasori you have blow up Hiroku.
Sasori: no way. *growls*
Faith: *walks over to Sasori*
Faith: *gives Sasori puppy dog eyes* please Danna I promise I'll help you rebuild Hiroku.
Sasori: *sighs* fine.
Faith: *walks over to Deidara* Dei can I borrow one of your clay bombs?
Deidara: ummm yeah sure un. *throws a clay bomb and returns to his dare*
Faith: *hands bomb to Sasori* here you go Danna.
Sasori: *puts bomb on Hiroku* Katsu!
The bomb explodes and Hiroku bursts into millions of pieces.
Faith: *hugs Sasori* it'll be fine Danna, I'll help you rebuild it.
Sasori: *hugs back* okay.
Hidan: oooooo puppet boy likes Faith.
Sasori: *glares at Hidan* shut up or I'll turn you into a puppet.
Hidan: fine!
Warior4: okay that was funny. *laughing*
Warior4: okay Konan I dare you to go on a date with me.
Konan: *blushes*
Warior4: oh and Kakuzu you have to pay for the date.
Kakuzu: no my poor money.
Faith: *laughs* well that's the first chapter of Dare the Akatsuki. Thanks for reading and review so you can be in the story.
Warior4: yeah review it's really fun to be on the show.
Warior4: *leaves with Konan and Kakuzu's money.* lol
Faith: until next time J