Chapter 1!

Our Lives are Unfair

Disclaimer: Dang I wish I owned Naruto… But I don't.

Summary: So Naru is pregnant with twins, Sasuke insists on helping his but Naru refuses, Navi sees favoritism, Asher is becoming a bit of a hassle and the Kohana residents are planning a surprise party for the knuckle-headed blonde!

AN: This chapter is meant for small bits of drama but mostly humor. Naruto gets more paranoid about things as Sasuke is being well… Sasuke. MPREG. (:

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"Asher. Asher… ASHER!" Sasuke called from down the stairs. "What dad?" "Navi is waiting for you to walk to school with him!"

The Uchiha spawn rolled over in bed and sat up, brushing though his hair with his fingers and then throwing on some clothes that were hanging around and walked downstairs.

"Alright dad. Mom, I'm going!" Naruto stuck his head out of the kitchen door. "Alright, bye love! Have fun both of you!" The blonde tinged a little bit and grabbed his side.

Sasuke glanced over and frowned. "Now I know that wasn't a hunger pain." He walked over to his lover and placed a hand on his head. "We should go to the doctor."

"No." Naruto said sharply. The pains have been happening for a few weeks and Naruto has been playing it off as "hunger pains" and "slight cramps." Sasuke's not buying it anymore. "We can go see Tsunade. She knows just about EVERYTHING with pain."

Naruto sighed and sat down in the kitchen table chair. "I'm fine…" Naruto bit his bottom lip. Admitting weakness was never really a thing with him.

"You haven't been hyper ever since these pains started… Let's go. Come on."

Sasuke walked towards the front door and got the car keys and motioned for Naruto to come.

The blonde frowned and sighed then stood up. "If this is going to get you to shut the hell up then alright…"

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At the Academy Asher and Navi had been sitting in class, talking to each one of their friends and discussing new skills that they have learned, home life, and what they wanted for lunch.

Navi was talking to Nic Nara. He is the son of Shikamaru Nara and Temari. His hair is in a ponytail all the time just like his fathers but his hair is a dirty blonde color and his eyes are dark brown. Also he was speaking to Daes Hatake who is Kakashi Hatake and Iruka's first son.

"Soooo how's home Navi?" Nic asked. The Uchiha shrugged. "Kinda weird. My mom is having twins."

"Naruto? No way!" Daes said extremely loud. A few kids heads turned in the room but they turned back continuing with their conversations.

"Navi giggled a little bit. Yeah.. But my dad…"

Nic looked into Navi's eyes. "…Your dad…what?" "He's worried about my eyes. He thinks that there's something really wrong with them."

Nic laughed and Daes sat in his seat pondering. "What? So you can't have different color in your eyes? Yeah one blue eye and the other one black is SUCH a HUGE problem." He snorted.

"Can you see normally out of both eyes?" Daes asked. Navi nodded.

"Well it is a bit weird to have one eye that has a bright; vivid color and you can see the whites while the other is a solid pitch black black."

Navi shrugged his shoulders and sighed.

"So how's your sister Daes?" The silver-haired boy smiled. "She's doing really good. And she's really cute! She looks a lot like my dad Iruka. But she also has my dad's silver hair. It's kinda cool."

"Wait… You call both of your parents dad?" Daes nodded. Nic looked over at Daes then over at Navi. "You don't call both of your dad's dad?"

"Nope. I call my mom Naruto and my dad Sasuke. I was raised that way. So was Asher." Navi rested his head on his hands. "I don't know, just my mom looks so much like a… well a mom! He's really pretty."

Nic smiled. "Your mom IS a beauty. If he was younger… man… Well, no not really… I.. and don't you guys DARE tell anyone! But I have thins thing for Saru over there…"

Daes glared at Nic. "You DO?"

Nic nodded as he was glazing his eyes over Saru.

"Yeah…"

Saru was the daughter of Rock Lee and Sakura. She looked normal. (Surprisingly) Long black, silky hair, sparkling green eyes and the cutest laugh.

"I like her too…" Daes pointed out. Nic snapped out of his trance and glared at the silver-haired boy. "Well you're on!"

As sparks flew between Nic and Daes, Asher was busy talking to the "popular" kids and laughing, smiling and well… just being popular.

Navi glared at the fact and placed his head down on the desk.

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Sasuke and Naruto finally arrived at the Hokage's palace (which is really his but is currently on a small vacation) so Tsunade is back on the hot seat and watching over the village.

"Lady Tsunade!" Sasuke was standing at the door of the office with Naruto, grasping his hand. "We request of your assistance…"

The older woman raised an eyebrow. "Well you both are my favorite and most annoying people that I love… What is it?"

"You see, Naruto had been having these pains," he pointed towards Naruto's sides. "Around in this area and we have left this alone for a few weeks but it just seems to be getting worse.

Tsunade nodded. "How old are you again Naru…" "Well currently he's twenty-eight but his birthday is tomorrow." Sasuke said with a smirk. The blonde glared up at him and growled.

"Ahh, really now?" Sasuke nodded and returned his sight on Tsunade.

"Well, let's go ahead and see what's wrong with you. Come here Kit." Naruto waddled over to Tsunade and looked up at her. "No needles?"

The woman laughed. "No, no needles." She pressed down on Naruto's sides and the blonde screamed and pushed the woman away.

"Hmm, well it's definitely a muscle thing. You're having twins so your body is really not used to the extra mass… Plus your hip bones aren't formed more towards the outside… But it's just stressing your muscles. Take a muscle relaxer everyday before you go to bed, okay?"

Naruto sighed and nodded. "I thought I was dying haha!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and asked, "When does Naruto come back here to be Hokage again?"

"After he has those kids. I don't want him screaming from discomfort." The blonde sighed and frowned. "I miss it…"

Tsunade shrugged and stared at the blonde. "I don't want you away from your family right now, ok?"

Naruto nodded and gripped Sasuke's hand as they began to leave.

"And by the way… Happy Birthday!"

Naruto lifted a hand and Sasuke grabbed it and gave him a huge kiss on the lips. "He says thank you!"

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After school had ended and Asher and Navi were walking home the villagers were waving and saying hello.

"Why, it's the Uchiha children!"

"Oh, look at Asher, he's getting so big…"

"Uchihas! Hello there Asher!"

"Look, it's the firstborn! The miracle that started it all!"

Navi stared down at his feet as they were headed home. People gave Asher pats on the back, hugs, kisses on the check and handshakes. While he got hands on his head, hellos, and small smiles.

As everyone knew, Asher was born first when everyone thought it was TOTALLY impossible for Sasuke and Naruto to have their own children without adoption.

But Asher was the one that made it happen. All in his one-whiskered, same eye colored glory.

Navi sighed and opened the door to the house. "Hey mom, hey dad."

Asher smiled as he walked in and stretched and waved to his parents.

Sasuke was sitting on the couch with Naruto's head in his lap; resting. "Hey kids, be quiet okay? Mommy is in a lot of pain and trying to sleep it off…"

Navi nodded and so did Asher.

As the youngest Uchiha walked into his room he flicked his lights on. "Hey Asher…" His brother popped his head into the door. "Yeah?"

"Do you notice that everyone pays a load more attention to you than to me…?"

Asher frowned. "Yeah… I do notice that… I'm just not really sure why though." He sat down on Navi's bed. "I mean I like it and all, just I don't understand."

Navi looked over at Asher. "You think it's time to ask dad how this all happened…? Because they all like you just because you were born first, and Daes and Nic are first borns too but no one is all mushy over them. AND their parents are both guys like ours…"

Asher shrugged and lay on his back. "I'm not sure."

Navi sighed. "Well I don't like being treated less than you."

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Naruto: So my hips are messed up too?? Ugh everything is wrong with me1 :/

Sasuke: You're perfect baby.

NC: You both are perfect now shut up!

Navi: I hate being "the lesser one."

Asher: It's because you ARE.

Navi: Ok, SHUT UP because I love dad more than you do anyways.

Asher:NO!!!!!!!!

NC: Okayy… You both love him the same!

AN: Well was that ok for you? It's like really late and I REALLY wanted to get this posted tonight… I'll be updating later! Love you all and PLEASE review!