Here's Chapter 2! Enjoy!

After two hours, Harvey and Peter have finally reached the World That Never Was. After parking the spaceship, the two walked out of the spaceship.

"Well, we're here! The World That Never Was!" Harvey smirked.

"My, how cheerful!" Peter said sarcastically.

"It's a villain's hideout, Peter! It's supposed to be dark and gloomy!" Harvey scolded.

"For once, Harvey, you made a good point!" The purple hippo shrugged. "Anyway, we have to be careful! Don't expect any mercy from anyone here! Remember, they don't have no hearts so they can't feel sorry or sympathy!"

Then, all of a sudden they heard crying. The two looked in the direction of the crying to see a blonde teenager crying with a fire-red haired older teenager trying to comfort him.

"Oh, come on, Roxas! It's not that bad!" Axel reassured.

"Yes, it is! Namine dumped me! The only girl who made me feel like I am had a heart!" Roxas sobbed.

"But Roxas! She didn't really dump you! Just in some stories!" Axel said.

"Excuse me?" The blonde teenager said sniffing a bit.

"Well, in Tinyrocket's stories, you and Namine aren't together but you are very popular with Namine with other authors!" The fiery redhead smiled. "And besides, it's just fiction! It doesn't mean anything!"

The two were silent for a bit.

"But… why would Namine go with Bowser from Mario than me?" Roxas asked.

Axel sweat-dropped at this question. "Well, um… That's easy, it's… Hmm… I have no idea…"

"I… I need to be alone…" Roxas said before he ran off crying

"Roxas, come back!" Axel shouted running after the heart-broken Nobody.

Harvey and Peter sweat dropped at this. Then, Harvey said the smartest thing to come out of his mouth.

"Let's move on!"

"Right!"

The two then carried on through the town of eternal night without any distractions. Soon, they reached the main door.

"Here it is, Peter! Are you ready?" Harvey asked.

"No." Peter said nervously.

"Good."

Peter fell on his face knowing he once again been ignored by Harvey.

Harvey then knocked on the door. He waited confidently that he would easily arrest Xemnas while Peter was nervous that Xemnas might kill them.

Suddenly, the door. The mismatched duo watched as the two people opening the door. The first person have dark skin, amber eyes and white hair. The other was slightly shorter with skin paler than a ghost, a X-shaped scar and a weird blue hairstyle.

"Yesss?" Xemnas said in a bored tone.

"Xemnas of Organization XIII?" Harvey asked.

"Yes?"

"I am Harvey Birdman, Attorney of Law! And I am here to arrest you!" Harvey said pointing at the dark-skinned nobody.

Xemnas' eyes widened at first before taking a deep sigh. "Oh, great! Another justice fighter!"

"That's right! I am here to arrest you because of copyright!" Harvey smirked.

"Copyright?" Xemnas said blinking.

"Yes. It's about your aerial blades!" Harvey nodded.

"My aerial blades?" Xemnas said summoning one of his aerial blades in his hand.

"Yeah! They are copyright of Star Wars!"

"And may I ask what the heck are these wars of stars?" Saix asked with a raised eyebrow.

"A movie where many of the main characters wields the same weapons as me!"

"That's right! So as punishment…" Harvey said as he got out a pair of handcuffs. "I will arrest you! In the name of justice!"

Xemnas, Saix and Peter sweat dropped.

"I have a lot of freaks picking fights with me just because I am evil but YOU, sir are the freak of freaks!" Xemnas said shaking his head in hopelessness. "I mean really, I am not the only who fights with light-sabres! Take those Nintendo characters from Super Smash Bros! Everyone can fight with one!"

"Really? I never notice. I better go and arrest them before I go arrest you! I already got that Mario guy!" Harvey said.

Xemnas then looked at Peter. "Is he always like this?"

"Yep. Everyday." The unfortunate portly creature groaned.

"So come on! Come on! I don't have all day! Are you coming or do I have to force you into these?" Harvey said impatiently fingering his handcuffs.

"Should I go berserk on him, Superior?" Saix asked.

"It's all right, Saix! I can handle this." Xemnas said.

After saying that, Xemnas walked into Harvey's face and the two starting to glare each other down. Saix showed a rare face of concern and Peter nervously stepped knowing this will be ugly. This went on for half a minute until Xemnas broke the silence.

"Farewell."

And with that, Xemnas jumped back and closed the door shutting out Harvey and Peter. The two blinked at this.

"Oh, well, we tried! Might as well go home!" Peter smiled.

The purple hippo tries to walk off but Harvey grabbed his shoulder.

"You don't really think I would accept defeat so easily, do you?" The winged eyebrow with an unseen raised eyebrow.

"A hippo can always hope!" Peter said with a cheesy smile.

"Well, keep dreaming! I am going to arrest Xemnas, even if I die trying!" Harvey said.

Peter groaned at this. "I think we all know how THIS is going to end!"

"Oh, hush! Now, let's see now! The direct approach didn't work so we have to be sneaky from now on!" Harvey mused.

"So what now?" Peter asked.

Harvey then looked around the castle trying to find a way in. He then noticed something.

"There!" Harvey said pointing up.

Peter looked to find windows.

"All I find I have to do is fly in a window, sneak in, find Xemnas and handcuff him from behind!" Harvey said before giggling. "It's the perfect plan!"

The self-proclaimed justice fighter then started to take flight with his wings flying towards the nearest window.

He then peeked inside to see a room full of used tissues, pictures of a blonde girl in a white attire and a dart board with a face of a turtle-like creature. on it. Then, he saw Roxas still crying his eyes out.

"Why, Namine, why?" The young Nobody sobbed.

"Hmm… It's that emo boy. How he get here so fast?" Harvey mused before shrugging. "Doesn't matter. Looks like he's too busy sobbing to know what's happening around here?

He then climbed in the window and walked casually towards the door as if nothing is happening.

"Man, oh man! This is too easy!" He smirked.

He was then about to open the door until…

"Roxas? Are you inside?" Axel's voice said.

Harvey's face fell. "Uh-oh…"

"Go away and let me sob in peace!" Roxas scolded while sobbing.

"No way, Roxas! I am coming in!" Axel's voice shouted.

Harvey looked around nervously. Besides, piles of used tissues, they were no where to hide. Then, he have thought of a great idea.

He jumped out the window and held on the ledge. Axel then came in.

"Roxas, please, this is getting pathetic! You can't stay here crying for the rest of your life!" Axel scolded.

"Why not? Well, you lose at love, you lose at life! I can feel it in my being! I am all cold so inside! WAH!" The blonde young man sobbed.

Axel then sweat-dropped. "That's the wind, you big baby! Close the window, will ya?"

The fire-user walked over to the window with Harvey still on the ledge and closed it. Harvey did his best not to scream in pain. He then let go and fell down screaming all the way.

"Did you hear that?" Axel said.

"Yeah! The breaking of my non-existent heart!" Roxas said before sobbing again.

"Oh, Roxas…" Axel said shaking his head in hopelessness.

Harvey hit the ground with a dull thud. Peter walked over to him.

"I take it that plan didn't last very long!" Peter said.

"Oh, hush. It's just a bit of rust, nothing to be worried about! I'll just try again! With another window!" Harvey said getting up.

He then started to spread his wings as he flew off again.

"I have a feeling the only sound I would hear for a while is "THUD"." Peter said rolling his eyes.

Harvey flies up to another window.

There, he found a blonde woman sitting on her bed.

"Hmm… a woman. Maybe I can woo her into helping me arrest Xemnas!" Harvey mused.

And with that, Harvey flew into the room of Larxene. The blonde noticed him.

"Who the heck are you?" Larxene asked rudely.

"Pardon me, miss but I am Harvey Birdman!" Harvey said bowing politely. "And just who are you, my lovely?"

"You can call me… annoyed." Larxene said flatly.

"Ooh! I like them feisty!" Harvey smirked.

"Riiiiight." Larxene said unimpressed.

"So, did anyone tell you that you were an angel in darkness?" Harvey said hitting on her.

"A few…" Larxene said.

"I see. And have you ever been asked out?" Harvey smirked.

"Humph. I don't like the boys here. They are either dorks, idiots and wimps!" Larxene huffed.

"I see. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I am undorky, unidiotic and umwimpy!" Harvey said.

Larxene sweat-dropped. "Right. Look, let's just get to the point, what do you want?"

"Aw, a smart girl I see. Well, as long as I caught, I am here to arrest your superior!" Harvey explained.

"You mean Xemnas?" Larxene said with a raised eyebrow.

"That's correct!" Harvey nodded.

"Well, can't say you are the only one!" The blonde girl shrugged.

"Yes, many have tried. None have succeeded but today, I will be the first to arrest Xemnas! But I need your help! Help me arrest Larxene and we will travel all over the world! To Paris or London or Hawaii! Just me and you!" Harvey said winking a heart.

"Humph. You seen one international country, you seen them all! Now, come to just go and jump off the castle please!" Larxene snapped.

"Oh no! My charm is useless against this woman! I need to find a way to win her… um, who-know what or else I can kiss my partner, goodbye!" Harvey thought sweating. Then, he got a brilliant idea. "I know, I'll use the old Harvey Birdman make-you-fall-in-love-with-me technique!"

"Well? What are you waiting for, someone to escort you out? Leave!" Larxene snapped. Then, Harvey turned to her with a seductive smirk. "What?"

The winged man then grabbed the electricity-wielder by the waist with one hand surprising her. Harvey then stared lovingly in Larxene's eyes. For once, Larxene couldn't think of a response. Harvey then held her chin.

"Come on, baby. You know you want to!" Harvey said softly.

Larxene was silent for a minute.

"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!!"

Peter, who outside waiting heard this and jumped in shock. "What the heck?"

He then saw Harvey's body surging with electricity being thrown the window.

"AND STAY OUT! NOW, I HAVE TO FIND SOME HOT WATER AND IODINE TO WASH AWAY THE GERMS FROM YOU! EEEEWWWW!" Larxene's voice shouted.

Harvey then hit the ground with another dull thud. Peter again walked over to him.

"What a gal!" Harvey said with hearts flying around his head.

Peter sweat-dropped. "I don't even want to know what happened up there!"

"You understand when you meet a beautiful woman!" Harvey said sitting up.

"Harvey, you aren't supposed to be looking for girls, you are supposed to go on your suicidal journey to arrest Xemnas!" Peter scolded.

"Ah, yes! The sui…" The justice fighter said before he realised what his sidekick said. "Hey!"

"Sorry, Harvey!" Peter said.

"This time for sure!"

He then flew up to another window.

Meanwhile, two people were talking. One had a scar, an eye patch and black and grey hair in a ponytail. The other was taller with a full head of black dreadlocks and two sideburns.

"So that when at the last minute. BANG! I eliminated out that cyborg street fighter!" Xigbar smirked.

The one-eyed man looked at his fellow Nobody expecting him to be impressed. Instead, he yawned. This made Xigbar feel offended.

"What are YOU yawning about? I don't see YOU scoring six eliminations in a tournament." He snapped.

"Humph. I can easily eliminated twice the people you eliminated!" Xaldin bragged. "Maybe more. After all, you did eliminated some weaklings like the cowardly duck and the old man from Kizuna Encounter!

Xigbar fumed at this. But then, he smirked.

"I wouldn't be so sure! After all, didn't that pretty boy policeman totally owned you?

Xaldin's eyes bugged out remembering the beating Ky Kiske gave him. "Some… Something like that never happened!"

"As if! That totally happened!" Xigbar smirked.

"So what? I could bet that YOU couldn't have did any better with him!" Xaldin snapped.

"At least, I didn't get owned by a woman!"

Xaldin froze at this. "What?"

"You got totally owned by that Belle chick!" Xigbar smirked.

"I… I did not!"

"Oh, really? Then, let me refresh from your memory!" Xigbar said before he elbowed himself in the stomach. "Oof!"

"Shut up." Xaldin said in a quiet yet deadly tone.

"I mean, really, it was hilarious! You got owned by a girl!" Xigbar said laughing.

"Shut up." Xaldin said with his patience running thin.

"Not trying to sound like a male chauvinist, though." Xigbar said. "I mean, if it's a girl like Mulan or Jasmine, it's excusable but you got owned by a docile woman who spent most of her time reading books!"

"SHUT UP!"

Xaldin then summoned his spears ready to grab his ally mercilessly.

The gunner's good eye bugged out. "Oh, snap!"

Xaldin launched his spears at Xigbar but the gun-man have teleported himself to safety as the spears fly out the window.

Meanwhile, guess what window Harvey chose to enter this time? You guessed it. He poked his head as the spears fly towards him. His eyes widened.

"Oh, sugar!"

Xigbar, after teleporting to safety stuck out his tongue. "You missed me! You missed me! Please do not kiss me!"

With that, he teleported away.

"Xigbar! Get back here right now!" The spearman shouted angrily summoning his spears back. "I won't let you make a fool of me!"

Xaldin teleported off to chase after Xigbar to stab him to death.

Though, he is unaware that his spears already have blood on them.

Peter witnessed the whole brutal scene and was horrified and grossed out to say the least.

"Oh, dear me. That is NOT a pretty sight!" The purple hippo winced.

Later, Peter have bandaged up Harvey after his brutal attack. His suit was torn and stained with blood so he have to change into his back-up one.

"Okay! NOW, can we call it quits?" Peter whined.

"No way! This isn't about arresting Xemnas anymore! This is about pride! I will not be made a fool of!" Harvey said stomping his foot on the ground.

"So what now?"

"To heck with allies! To heck with stealth!" Harvey said cracking his knuckles. "The next window I find with an Organization member, I am going to beat him up!"

"Or the opposite way around!"

"Oh, hush!"

And with that, Harvey flew up and soared towards the window ready to take out the sucker inside.

The unlucky person was a blonde man with a beard and moustache. He was eating crumpets along with tea. He drank some tea and sighed.

"Aw, I love tea-time! I love almost as much as I love gambling and playing card games!" Luxord smiled.

He then summoned a pocket watch in his hand.

"Oh my! Look at the time! It is time for my violin time!"

Luxord then got up, went to his bed and picked up a violin and bow.

Harvey witnessed this.

"Have a British accent. Likes crumpets. Plays the violin. There is only one answer for him. He is a total sissy! All the better for me to beat up!" Harvey smirked.

Luxord then got started to play as Harvey climbed in. He then noticed a book nearby, smirked evilly and picked it up. He started to sneak behind the British man hoping to knock him out or at least stun him. Harvey brought the book back and got ready to slam it on Luxord's head.

Until the British man elbowed him the face making him stagger back.

"Humph. Lucky shot!" He said holding his jaw.

Harvey then advance on Luxord again with the book to slam on his head. Though, he have to be careful not to be hit in the face again. He slowly snuck behind him and brought the book back again ready to knock him out until Luxord elbowed him in the face again.

Which would have been the case if he haven't ducked.

"HA! Missed!" Harvey smirked.

Luxord then elbowed him Harvey in the stomach making him go on his knees.

"That's it! Cough… Along with my wind, I lost … Cough… my patience!" The winged man wheezed.

Harvey then got up very angry. He then started to take flight to fly and tackle Luxord but he was still playing his violin and dancing along to his own music so Harvey kept missing and sometimes fly into nothing.

After missing him again, he flew headfirst into a wall. After shaking his head to get rid of the dizziness, he turned around and glared at him.

"THIS time, I will get you!" He snapped.

And with that, he charged at Luxord who was playing his violin in place and looked like he just finished his song. Harvey was going to tackle him until…

He ducked while doing a bow to his imaginary crowd. Harvey then flew out the window.

"Well, I don't know why but I feel like just I accomplished something great!" Luxord smiled putting down his violin.

Meanwhile, Harvey kept falling towards the ground. until he fell into a bed of lilies breaking his fall.

"Okay, Harvey, if Peter asked. Say you was defeated by a British man… Built six-foot-four… And he had a mace…" Harvey said before giving a low, disappointed sigh. "Oh, well… At least I landed in a bed of lilies."

He then started to look at the eternal night sky.

Suddenly, he saw an angry upside-down face.

Harvey sat up and turned around to see a pink-haired man glaring daggers at him.

"May I help you?" The lawyer said with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes, you can! Get off my lilies!" Marluxia demanded.

"Huh? Why?" Harvey asked.

"NOW!"

Startled, Harvey did what he was told. Marluxia then knelt down to the smashed lilies.

"Are you okay, my little lilies? Did that bad birdman hurt you?" The pink-haired man said.

"You talk to your flowers?" Harvey said blinking twice. Then, he fell on his back laughing. "Man, and I thought that British guy was a sissy! Ha ha ha!"

Marluxia then turned around offended. "Shut up or feel the wrath of flower power!"

"LOL! "Feel the wrath of flower power?" Lame! So you are attacking me with flowers! Oh, that is hilarious! That is really hilarious! HA HA HA!"

Marluxia's eye started to twitch.

"THAT'S IT! SUPER DEADLY CHERRY BLOSSOM!"

Harvey then stopped and looking at the gardener Nobody.

"Super deadly…" The winged lawyer said before muffling a laugh. "Super deadly cherry blossom? HA HA HA! Oh, please! No more! I'll burst! HA HA…"

Suddenly, he heard the sound of wind. Stopping his laugh riot and looking up. He found a giant tornado of pink flower petals heading his way. Marluxia was simply crossing his arm while smirking evilly.

"Oh dearie me…"

That was the last thing Harvey said before he was pummelled by the tornado.

There's Chapter 2! Oh, for those who don't know, Xigbar and Xaldin are talking about the Megamix Tournament created by one of my best friends, SSBFreak. You should read it sometime. Anyway, review away!