*In Poland*
*Disclaimer:* I do not, repeat do not own Hetalia! Or its characters!
Angel- I'm back! *Laughs Evilly*
Cast- *Screams* Oh no!
Angel- You're probably asking why you all are here right?
Cast- *nods*
Angel- Because I have things for you to do for me today! *smiles wickedly* Okay let's start on our first review!
StevieRae2011
well hello sister darling. my fave part was when Italy was like no... more... pasta. well at least u have one review now. okay so now the fun part...
truth: Belarus why are u an incestuous ho-bag?
dare: angel put me in a room with America along with a sword, a giant hamster wheel, a chainsaw, a whip, and a noose and see how long he lasts.
die: Belarus by smashing her head in with a hammer :)
Stevie- Hello all!
Cast- Oh no you're going to torture us!
Stevie- Yes I am. I won't lie, I can't lie for a matter of fact *smiles sweetly*
Angel- To the first question!
Stevie- I'm not going to ask just answer!
Belarus- I am like that because I want power and I think Ivan is quite cute.
Angel- Ok, next…
Stevie- *goes into a room waiting for Alfred (America)*
Alfred- *gulps* Okay, sis, I'm going in.
Angel-*whispers* Good luck big brother.
Alfred- *walks in the room and sees all of the torture instruments* AHHHHHH! ANGEL HELP!
Angel- I can't I'm sorry brother!
Stevie- *laughs evilly getting ready to torture Alfred* I'm ready America!
*On the T.V.*
Stevie- Are you ready?
Alfred- *Gulps* No…
Stevie- Good!
Alfred- *starts sweating like crazy*
Stevie- *takes out the sword* I hope this hurts!
Alfred- *Tries moving the table he is tied to*
Stevie-*Starts cutting him in several spots*
Alfred-AHHHH!
Stevie- Hurts doesn't it?
Alfred-*pants* Yes!
Stevie- Good, good… *gets a whip and flips the table so his back is showing and whips him*
Alfred- *whimpers*
Stevie- I'm done whipping you; I'm bored with it…
Alfred- Whoa dude you mean you're not done with me? *whimpers*
Stevie- Far from it my poor, poor America!
Alfred- Oh no!
Stevie- *laughs and looks at the giant hamster wheel and lets Alfred off of the table* Don't you dare try to escape!
Alfred- Y-Yes ma'am…
Stevie- Good boy! *puts a collar on him and drags him to the wheel*
Alfred- What am I suppose to do?
Stevie- Run!
Alfred- Wha-?
Stevie- Run, hamster boy, Run!
Alfred- OK! OK! Hold your horses!
Stevie- Get on it!
Alfred- OK! *gets on and starts running*
Stevie- Good boy, America!
Alfred- I'm not a da** dog!
Stevie- You're right if you're on a hamster wheel, you're a hamster!
Alfred- I'm not a da** hamster either, I am Alfred F. Jones! Aka America and the hero, thank you!
Stevie- Oh really now? *gets out a chainsaw* How do you like this? *cuts off his left arm*
Alfred- Da**it! AHHH! That hurts!*falls off of the hamster wheel while bleeding, a lot*
Stevie- *laughs evilly* See? Don't mess with Stevie, honey, I'm a psychopath!
Alfred- OK! OK! What do I have to do now!
Stevie- *points to the noose*
Alfred- Ok! At least I'll be out of this pain…
Stevie- *leads him to the platform* Ready to die?
Alfred- Unfortunately, yes…
Stevie- Good*Drops the platform*
*3 minutes later*
Alfred- *dead*
Stevie-*comes out of the room* My work is done.
Angel-*sniffles* Okay, let me do something… *goes to his dead body and kisses him on the cheek and he comes back*
Alfred- Angel, thank you for helping me!
Angel- No problem big brother… onto the next review...
inquiete
That is sad. But you have a review now; the review button has two friends. And Yeah you OCed me! It's almost better than being mentioned in AN's. Yes you used my idea, yippee! Hahahah, Italy got sick, and yes that did please me. OK now for more ideas for you.
Truth-hmm can't think of any...
Dare: Leave Japan in a room alone with me for 30 minutes. (Not to hurt him, you know what i mean.) *gets a dreamy look on my face.*
Die: Set America on fire and watch him burn, than put out the flames, than make him take a bath in acid, just until the skin starts to peel away than before he dies pull him out and let him slowly die from his burns. :D Wahahahahahhah! I am violent. :D
Inquiete- Hello all Hetalia characters!
Alfred- Oh No! More torture!*hides behind Angel*
Inquiete- That will happen later you can chill for a little while…
Alfred- That's a relief- Wait, what you said later!
Inquiete- That is what I said…
Alfred- Oh sh**
Inquiete- For right now I want Japan (Kiku)
Kiku-*points to himself* Me, that's who you want, huh?
Inquiete- Yes, follow me into that small closet over there…
Kiku- Okay, Inquiete.
Angel- There are no cameras in that room…
Inquiete- Good there shouldn't be any; I don't think you want to know what I want to do with him in there…
Angel- *Gags* Got it…
Kiku&Inquiete- *walks into the closet*
*30 minutes later*
Inquiete&Kiku- *walks out of the closet looking very satisfied*
Angel- Inquiete, you have fun in there?
Inquiete- Yes! Now go to the next part please Angel!
Angel- I suppose I have to… *pulls Alfred from behind me*
Alfred- Sis, what's going on?
Angel- *sobs* More torture for you big brother, I'm so sorry!
Inquiete- Angel, It's no biggie I'm just gonna kill him then you can bring him back, ok?
Angel- I know that…
Inquiete- Then can I continue?
Angel- I suppose…
Alfred- Don't let them do this to me, Angel!
Angel- I gotta big bro!
Inquiete- Now Alfred I will ask you to go into this closet… *pulls the door open for him*
Alfred- Fine…
Inquiete- That's the spirit, Alfred!
*On the T.V. again…*
Alfred- *walks into the closet*
Inquiete- *pulls out a flame thrower*
Alfred- AHHHHH! HOT, HOT, HOT!
Inquiete- *sinister laughing* I hope it hurts!
Alfred- *whimpers* Is that all?
Inquiete- No, not even close… Duh?
Alfred- Oh, no, what is it now?
Inquiete- *points to the steel tub of acid* Get in and enjoy the bath!
Alfred- Fine! *gets in* Da** this hurts a lot!
Inquiete- Good! That's what I was hoping…
*18 minutes later*
Alfred- *skin starts peeling* Am I allowed to get out?
Inquiete- Yes, you are. *pulls him out by his ears*
Alfred- *the air hits his burns and peeling skin*
Inquiete- Now, I'm going to let you die like that… *laughs very loudly in an evil way*
Alfred- What!
Inquiete- You heard me!
Alfred- I heard you! I don't deserve to die like this, dude!
Inquiete- In my opinion, you do.
Alfred- *chokes and nears death*
Inquiete- Almost done… Crap! That didn't last too long…
Angel- *whispers* Thank God!
Inquiete- *looks at Alfred weirdly* Hey, you alive anymore?
Alfred- * no answer because he IS dead*
Inquiete- Okay, I'm completely done, Angel, you can come bring him back now I'm done with the poor wimp…
Angel- OK! *kisses him on his cheek, again…*
Alfred- Thanks again!
Angel- Yup…. Next review please!
UKforevah
Wow sis you are evil but this was hilarious!
Truth: Lithuania why are you so scared all the time?
Dare's: (hehehehehehehe) Japan: Eat England's food for a week.
England: Leave him with me... (Hint hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
America: spend a day with Russia
France: STOP BEING MICHEAL JACKSON FOR A YEAR!
DIE: ...Leave Belarus with me... (Insert evil laughter)
UKforevah- Lithuania I was always wondering about that…. So please answer?
Lithuania- Ummm… It's because I'm always afraid that someone like Russia will hurt me you know?
UKforevah- Ok! Now, on to Japan (Kiku)!
Kiku- Oh, wow a lot of people like me…
UKforevah- I definitely do, Kiku, but I have a little dare for you.
Kiku- Oh ok! *looks at the dare* WHAT! England's food is terrible! Well at least what I've heard from Feliciano (Italy)!
Ukforevah- Well, tough luck there dude… You gotta do it.
Kiku- Whatever! Fine, tell England (Iggy) to come in then!
Iggy- *walks in* Ok who ordered a week of my food… And am I supposed to deliver every day?
UKforevah- Yes, Iggy you are and it is Kiku that ordered it… Well, more I did it but still.
Iggy- Well, that's just fine I like when people have to eat my food! Come along, Kiku…
Kiku- *follows Iggy*
*A week later*
Kiku- That was… was… horrible never make me do it again!
UKforevah- Gladly I'm done with you…
Angel- Next victim is…. England himself!
Iggy- What I was not aware of this!
Angel&UKforevah- *bored expression* You weren't supposed to…
Iggy- *stands up straight* Well, then what must I do?
Ukforevah- Please walk into that closet over there please…
Iggy- Fine…
UKforevah&Iggy - *walks into the closet together*
Angel- I'll give them 30 minutes….
Russia (Ivan) – Well, if you say so Angel…
Angel- Don't worry they'll be fine, Ivan
Ivan- Ok, I trust you.
*30 minutes later*
UKforevah- Come on Iggy, get out!
Iggy- *comes out looking happier than ever*
Ivan- *whispers to me* See, I told you it would get out of hand…
Angel-*whispers* Watch this! Hey, UKforevah there is France over there!
UKforevah- AHHH! WHERE! WHERE!
Angel- Just kidding! *laughs*
UKforever- I hate you!
Angel- See Ivan I told you I would fix it!
Ivan- I guess your right… *smirks*
Angel- Next Victim is… My poor big brother America…
Alfred- AHHHH! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO NOW! *looks at the dare* Anything but this! Angel, please!
Angel- Can't help you there bro… Ivan come here
Ivan- Yes, Angel love?
Angel- Go spend a day with Alfred!
Ivan- *shocked look* Huh? Really Angel!
Angel- Really Ivan…
Ivan- Yay! * drags Alfred with him*
Angel- Go easy on him, Ivan
Ivan- I'll try!
*The next day*
Alfred- *comes in panting like crazy* Never do that again, Angel!
Ivan- Angel, I told you I would try but I couldn't help myself but I wanted to beat him but he ran*smiles sweetly*
Angel- I understand, Ivan
Alfred- WHAT? ANGEL, I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT ME NOT THAT RUSSIAN!
Angel- Oh get over it! I love him and of course I love you, you're my brother, you idiot but, DON'T PICK ON HIS COUNTRY!
Alfred- *storms out* When you're ready to be nice to me, Angel, come get me!
Ivan- What got into him?
Angel- He's just mad I stuck up for you instead of him. But, anyway next victim!
Cast- Who is it!
Ivan- Can I tell them?
Angel- Yes…
Ivan- It is France (Francis)!
Francis- WHAT!
Ivan- Yes, you Frenchie!
Francis- Nooooooooooooooo!
Angel&Ivan- Yessssssssssss!
UKforevah- All you have to do is stop being perverted for a da** year!
Francis- Oh, that will be easy!
UKforevah- Yeah, ok, we shall see…
*A year later*
Francis- *comes in on his knees* Can I be a little perverted now?
UKforevah- *laughs loudly* I told you, you couldn't do it!
Francis- I'm sure I haven't been perverted in a da** year… *passes out from yelling*
UKforevah- *laughs hysterically*
Angel- Next victim is… BELARUS!
Belarus- What! *looks at the dare* Ahhh! I don't want to die!
Angel- Not to mention it's going to be me, your brother, and UKforevah, but mostly UKforevah.
Belarus- AHHHH! This can't be happening!
UKforevah- Oh, yes it can! *ties her to a chair* See? *starts cutting her with a knife*
Belarus- AHH! Big brother! Big brother! Help me!
Ivan- Nope! *starts cutting with UKforevah* This is too much fun!
Angel- I guess it's my turn… *covers her mouth and cuts her shoulders and knees so she can't struggle as much*
UKforevah- Thanks for that…
Angel- No problem! *smiles evilly*
Ivan- Yes that was a good idea… I don't want to hear her calling me like crazy, love…
Angel- Again, no problem! *sits back and watches them cut her and laughs evilly*
Belarus- *after 5 minutes of cutting and slicing*… *dead*
Angel,Ivan&UKforevah- *laughs evilly*
Angel- Ok! Next review
aviechan
Russia, why don't you and Belarus have a nice long 'chat'? And by that I mean your locked in a closet with Belarus screaming to be let in. Time it to see how long it takes for her to break down the door.
France, why don't we allow you to DIE. In a violent, yet funny way. England can do the honors.
England, unlike everything else since I love you (and America) why don't you and America just hurry up and kiss already. Everyone knows you want to...
Italy, I'm going to have you fight with Prussia. No weapons, just fists. And if you don't win you can eat England's cooking for a week.
Prussia, how about you just piss off Hungary like usual and allow her to bash your face in?
Canada! How about you snap and make America cry?
Lithuania, why don't you sit on Russia's lap like a good boy?
Angel- Ok then, let's welcome Aviechan to the story now *smiles welcomingly*
Aviechan- I'm honored to be here Angel! Now, let's start…
Angel- You're right! Ok, first victim is… Russia! (Ivan)
Ivan- W-what?
Belarus- YAY! I get to try to get my brother… Again…
Ivan- Oh no! *runs to the closet and locks it*
Belarus- *runs after him and hits the door face first* Oww! Big Brother! Big Brother! Open the da** door!
Ivan- Go Away! Go Away!
Belarus- *after 20 minutes of banging on the door the hinges give out and she runs in the closet* I got you now!
Aviechan- NO, NO, NO! Belarus all I wanted to see is how long it would take for you to break in
Belarus- Da**it!
Angel- *Snickers* Ok next victim…France (Francis)
Francis- Oh sh**! What do I have to do now!
Aviechan- Die! But England (Iggy) is going to do it! *laughs evilly*
Iggy- *walks in with a sword in hand*
Francis- *hides behind Angel*
Angel- *giggles* Can't help ya! *pushes him towards Iggy*
Francis- Are you going to kill me?
Iggy- Of course not, I just want to talk so, take a seat… *puts the sword away*
Francis- O-ok… *takes a seat across Iggy*
Iggy - Ok, can you explain why I was summoned here?
Francis- *gulps hard* Umm… You're supposed to kill me!
Iggy- Oh really? *pulls his sword out without Francis to notice*
Francis- Thanks for not killing me…
Iggy- Think again… *stabs through the stomach*
Francis-E-England, da**it! *dies instantly after talking*
Iggy- Good riddance…
Aviechan- Thank you Iggy!
Iggy- Not a problem all.
Angel- Hey, Iggy I hate to rain on your parade but you're the next victim.
Iggy- You've got to be kidding me!
Aviechan- Sadly she's not…
Iggy- Oh sh**! *starts running away*
Angel- Ah, ah, ah… I don't think so. *grabs him by his collar*
Iggy- *gags* Oh da**
Angel- Okay on to the dare!
Aviechan- Okay, just can you please kiss America (Alfred)! Please!
Iggy- Fine… Alfred! Come here!
Alfred- Yeah, what is it Iggy?
Iggy- *holds the side of Alfred's face and kisses him passionately*
Alfred- *pulls away* What the f*** was that about Iggy!
Iggy- *blushes* I was dared to do it, okay!
Alfred- Okay, fine I'll let it go this time!
Aviechan- Don't act like you didn't like it Alfred!
Alfred- *blushes and storms out yelling* I didn't like it and I never will!
Aviechan- He's in denial…
Angel- Don't say that! Okay next victim… Feliciano (Italy)
Feliciano- Hiya Angel!
Angel- Hey Feliciano!
Feliciano- What is it I have to do now?
Aviechan- You have to fight Prussia (Gilbert)
Gilbert- Oh hi girls… And Italy
Angel- Hi Gilbert! *blushes and looks away*
Aviechan- Okay then… Gilbert your only here to fight Italy over there…
Gilbert- That'll be easy!
Feliciano- Okay, we will see
Gilbert- You girls make sure you're watching okay?
Angel- Of course!
Gilbert&Feliciano- *walks into an arena together*
Angel- Get ready!
Aviechan- Fight! Fight! Fight!
Gilbert- *walks up to Feliciano and punches him in the stomach*
Feliciano- *comes back and punches Gilbert in the mouth*
Gilbert- Da**! That hurt!
Feliciano- It was supposed to!
Gilbert- You won't be able to hit me again!
Feliciano- *throws another punch at Gilbert's face and hits again and knocks him out*
Aviechan- 1,2,3! Knock out! Wow Feliciano you're so strong and I didn't know!
Feliciano- I told you I've gotten stronger!
Angel- I guess you were telling the truth…
Feliciano- Angel, what's the matter?
Angel- I was hoping you lost because you would have to eat England's food and Gilbert wouldn't be hurt!
Feliciano- England's food! I'm out of here! *runs out as fast as he can*
Angel- Okay next victim… Prussia (Gilbert)
Gilbert- *he wakes up and hears what I said* WTF I just got knocked out and now I'm in for more torture… who is it this time?
Aviechan- Hungary ( Elizaveta)!
Gilbert- Yay! I can actually make her mad
Aviechan- That's the point!
Gilbert- Okay then!
Elizaveta- *comes in with a pan for protection*
Gilbert- Hey, Elizaveta! How are you today!
Elizaveta- *growls* Stay away from me!
Gilbert- What if I don't wanna?
Elizaveta- I'll use this and won't regret it! *holds up the pan*
Gilbert- No, you won't I know you don't have the guts to! I'm too awesome to hit!
Elizaveta- To most girls, yes, to me, HE** NO!
Gilbert- *snickers* Whatever...
Elizaveta- Not whatever Gilbert! *hits his face with the pan and it dents in*
Aviechan- *rolling on the floor laughing* HAHA! Oh my God! He got what he deserved! *keeps laughing*
Elizaveta- I'm out of here… I'm getting myself away from HIM so I don't hurt him more! *stomps out*
Angel- O-kay… Next victim… Canada (Matthew)!
Matthew- *in his soft voice* W-what am I doing here?
Aviechan- You are going to show that you can make yourself aggressive!
Matthew- B-But I can't!
Aviechan- Right there that's what you have to do is yell at America (Alfred) until he cries…
Matthew- *in a normal volume voice* Fine…
Angel- Wow you really can let it out of ya huh?
Matthew- I guess.
Alfred- *comes in randomly* What's up everybody!
Matthew- Look! Your too loud and obnoxious! You eat WAY too much! And you need to come up with decent plans or you're going to wind up being all alone with ALL of your stupid plans! And another thing… Stop stuffing your fat face until your done explaining your plans… Okay I'm done…
Alfred- You think I eat too much and that I'm loud and that all of my plans are stupid… Well then *starts crying* You can f*** off okay? *runs off*
Angel- Okay then next freaking victim… Lithuania (Toris )!
Toris- W-what is it now Angel?
Angel- Toris, don't worry you're not going to get hurt… you just gotta go over there *points to Ivan who is patting his lap from Toris*
Toris- What do I have to do with Russia?
Aviechan- Be the good little boy that you are and sit on his lap my boy…
Toris- O-okay… *walks over to Ivan and sits on his lap and get kinda nervous and uncomfortable*
Ivan- Don't be frightened little one, I won't hurt you… this time.
Toris- O-Okay I-Ivan…
Aviechan- This is rich! Wow Toris you're pathetic!
Angel- Weak, nervous and paranoid but Toris is not pathetic… Well he is but I'll stick up for him when he needs it.
Toris- Thanks Angel… When can I get up?
Aviechan- *in a motherly tone* When I say so!
Toris- Okay! Okay! I was just asking!
Aviechan- Now that's what I was waiting for!
Toris- What would that be!
Aviechan- For you to assert yourself so you can fend for yourself and not have people to do it for you!
Toris- Fine! *gets up off of Ivan's lap and walks up to Aviechan* Well if you would think about my situation you might figure out why I'm so nervous all the time! *storms out*
Angel- *whispers* Da** Toris…
Aviechan- *a little depressed* Well I guess that's all for me…
Angel- Look, Aviechan, he only went off because he's been holding it in so he needs to let it out and feel relief for once…
Aviechan- I can see that well, see ya Angel!
Angel- See ya Aviechan! *walks out the door and locks it*
Alfred- Da**! She locked it! *pouts*
A/N: Well that's all… See you all next chapter leave reviews and I might use them if I get to them sooo till then this is Angel signing off!
PS- Annie, I'll use your review next chapter!