Summary: Thanks to Dobe here the eight of us all getting thrown off to an island! Far far FAR AWAY! Nothing that works! We'll be stuck here for three stupid months! No shelter either. Survival is the only way to survive. And this is all NARUTO FAULT!

Island Paridise

By: Bloodropiris

Ages:

Haruno Sakura-18

Hyuuga Hinata-17

Hyuuga Neji-19

Nara Shikamaru-18

Tenten-19

Uchiha Sasuke-18

Uzumaki Naruto-18

Yamanaka Ino-18

CHAPTER 2: HOW TO SURVIVE THREE MONTHS

Three hours since the drop off…

"TSUNADE-BAA-CHAN! COME BACK!" A desperate Naruto shouted once more almost losing his voice. Hinata was sweating like everyone and walked up to him. Taking all her courage to touch his arm she spoke, "Naruto, I don't think Tsunade-san is coming back." Hinata knew that she wasn't coming back and she didn't want Naruto to lose his voice.

After one last try Naruto gave up and walked back with Hinata to find everyone calm and reading.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" Naruto asked dumbly. Sasuke raise his head and glared at him.

"Trying to save our assess unlike you, who thinks that she'll come back." After that Sasuke went back down the read the book in bold and upper case: HOW TO SURVIVE THREE MONTHS ON AN ISAND WRITTEN. Naruto looked over Sasuke's back also to read the book.

1. Calm down- it's the most important thing ever. Remain calm and think clearly of what you can do. If you start to panic, lose control, or go mad you're going to kill yourself. (Watch for Naruto)

2. Evaluate your resources- Look around to find useful things like water, wood and ect. Also see if you or if not alone, have a radio or something that could be able to communicate. One thing too, if not alone, people with you are the best resource.

3. Leader- A point a leader. Make sure the leader is person who thinks things through first. (Not Naruto) Make sure that they hear everybody's ideas not just theirs. And if so change leader once in a while.

4. Fire- Fire is an important thing in survival. Gather dry sticks or grass around you. Making a fire is important for warmth, food, and light.

5. Shelter- A place that can be your base. Where you would store food and others. Where you would sleep.

6. Water- The number one thing you need to survive. Try to fresh water and boil it for 3-5 minutes.

If you don't have fresh water than you can do this:

Construct a solar still or one that works over the fire.

1. Solar still can be made by filling a large, flat container with salt water or urine-

"EWW! Who would want to drink their own pee!" Naruto shouted directly into Sasuke's ear.

"Shut up, Dobe! It's survival! It's your fault we're like this!" Sasuke shouted at him covering his ears. Sasuke hated being here! As Naruto was about to shout back Shikamaru and Neji came out of the jungle.

"Oi! We found a place to camp!" Shikamaru yelled to them then yawn again. Naruto and Sasuke stopped and followed them into the jungle. It jungle was bigger than it looked. As they walked they had to go over and under branches and logs.

"BLAH!" The three boys turned to Naruto who was caught in a huge spider web. "EWW! STUPID SPIDER WEB!" Naruto was spinning in circles trying to get the entire web off of him.

"Hurry up Dobe." Sasuke told him. Neji and Shikamaru were already up ahead. Naruto stuck his tongue out before continuing.

When they arrive they saw how wide the space was. It was at least as big as their classroom.

"Did Naruto lose his voice, yet?" Ino asked the guys.

"Psht. I can never lose my- Ow! My throat huts." He suddenly said with his hands on his neck.

"Maybe some peace a quiet while we're here then?" Neji spoke. Everyone agreed to that. Shikamaru was examining the place when he notice Sakura and Tenten wasn't here.

"Oi, Ino where's Sakura and Tenten?" Ino looked at Shikamaru when he asked that. Ino was on the ground clearing the place with Hinata and got up dusting herself.

"Oh, they went to get fire wood, not to far from here." She pointed to where they went. Shikamaru nodded. Everyone else got to work to clean up the place.

-x-

"Why isn't Sakura back yet?" Ino shouted. It was getting dark now and Sakura hadn't come back yet. Tenten had made her way back to the camp, but not Sakura. Tenten told them that she had been walking and Sakura had suddenly disappeared without a trace.

"I thought maybe she came back, but I guess not." Tenten was getting worried about Sakura.

"Damn we shouldn't have had anybody go until we knew our surroundings." Shikamaru sighed.

Sasuke sighed and got up. "We might as well start looking for her then." He said grabbing flashlights that Tsunade supply them with.

"Okay, but someone should stay behind in case she comes back." Neji said. Shikamaru nodded in agreement.

"I'll stay if she comes back." Tenten raised her hand.

"No, you have to go. To tell us when you notice she went missing." Neji said then looked at Naruto, "You can stay."

"Hm! Hm hm?! Hm hm hm hm!" Naruto made noises with his mouth since he couldn't talk.

"Well it looks like the Dobe has no objection, let's get going." Sasuke said turning the flashlight on.

Naruto was about to open his mouth to say something when Hinata spoke, "Um…I'll stay with Naruto-kun too." Everyone agreed, but Neji, but it was also getting late.

Everyone was up ahead already, when Neji whispered into Naruto's ear, "If you do anything to her, you'll die, got that?" Naruto freaked, but only nodded.

There were three groups. Neji and Tenten, Shikamaru and Ino, and Sasuke by himself.

"Okay from here on out be careful. We don't know what's out there got it?" Shikamaru told everyone. They all looked serious and nodded and went their separate ways to look for Sakura.

-x-

"Um…thank you very much for saving me." Sakura thanked the stranger who had save her. She saw that all he did was grunt in response.

Sakura had been saved by him do to that she almost got bit by a snake. Not a lot harm done. All she couldn't do was walk for a while so the guy was carrying her. She had no clue where he was taking her at all, but to Sakura he seems like a nice guy. Just that he didn't talk much just like someone she knew.

From what Sakura saw they were in a clearing. Three little tents were set up. Sakura wonder if more people were here.

"Do you live here?" She questioned him. Again he only grunted in response. Then suddenly Sakura heard a voice.

"Gaara!" It was a woman's voice and it was coming closer to them.

"What?" He said back to the woman. Wow, Sakura thought, he did have a voice.

Sakura guess that the woman didn't realize that she was with Gaara yet, until now.

"Gaara! You caught a girl for us to eat?" The woman exclaimed with a bright grin. Sakura was now shock.

What? This guy here was planning to eat me? Me! OMG I have to escape! Sakura panicked in her mind. She quickly pushed the guy making her fall to the ground. Sakura tried to walk, but her foot was injured.

Then in a flash she saw another guy with weird face painting on his face.

"MONSTER!" She shouted and then passed out.