They arrived in Aussie at lunchtime and all ran to the nearest café to grab
some food! Sarah walked in first and the rest jumped as they heard a scream
from inside the café. They all ran in and collapsed in a heap as they
tripped over the very small dog that had just ran out of the shop carrying
a sausage ("how normal" – Kate)
"Oh MY GOD, they sell kangaroo sandwiches here!" yelled Sarah
"AND wallaby mousse!" screamed Kate
This scream and yell caused the whole café to turn and stare at the loudmouths ruffians
. This could only be expected as all of them were wearing winter clothes and microphones, which they bought from the duty free shop.
They ran out of the shop, not wishing to eat the native animals at this moment in time and proceeded to the nearest shop!
"God these people are weird!" said Rosie
"yeah" agreed Kate, "and if I see chinchillas on the menu I will have to shoot the evil aussies!"
The others laughed but Kate added…
"no, seriously, I was captured by aliens when I was little and they programmed me to kill anyone who eats chinchillas"
The others looked around nervously and carried on walking, eventually forgetting about Kates problems!
They soon reached a corner shop that, thankfully, didn't sell possom chocolate or something! They grabbed some choc and a drink and headed towards the car park..
"That's the car!" exclaimed Shauna in disbelief
"Sure is mate!" smiled Joey, the tour guide
He patted the brown rusty 4x4 on the bonnet and it rattled dangerously. More nervous glances as one by one they climbed in and sat on the very uncomfy seats. It was an open top so the black, well …dirty grey, seats burned their legs as they sat down.
Joey hopped into the front seat next to his dog (" awww what a cute dog!"- Kate), turned round and shouted,
"so where am I takin' ya?"
Shauna looked in her bag for the directions for the hotel. About 10 minutes later she looked up and said worryingly,
" Shit! Ive lost em!"
Everyone groaned and thought this was gonna be a long long trip!
"Oh MY GOD, they sell kangaroo sandwiches here!" yelled Sarah
"AND wallaby mousse!" screamed Kate
This scream and yell caused the whole café to turn and stare at the loudmouths ruffians
. This could only be expected as all of them were wearing winter clothes and microphones, which they bought from the duty free shop.
They ran out of the shop, not wishing to eat the native animals at this moment in time and proceeded to the nearest shop!
"God these people are weird!" said Rosie
"yeah" agreed Kate, "and if I see chinchillas on the menu I will have to shoot the evil aussies!"
The others laughed but Kate added…
"no, seriously, I was captured by aliens when I was little and they programmed me to kill anyone who eats chinchillas"
The others looked around nervously and carried on walking, eventually forgetting about Kates problems!
They soon reached a corner shop that, thankfully, didn't sell possom chocolate or something! They grabbed some choc and a drink and headed towards the car park..
"That's the car!" exclaimed Shauna in disbelief
"Sure is mate!" smiled Joey, the tour guide
He patted the brown rusty 4x4 on the bonnet and it rattled dangerously. More nervous glances as one by one they climbed in and sat on the very uncomfy seats. It was an open top so the black, well …dirty grey, seats burned their legs as they sat down.
Joey hopped into the front seat next to his dog (" awww what a cute dog!"- Kate), turned round and shouted,
"so where am I takin' ya?"
Shauna looked in her bag for the directions for the hotel. About 10 minutes later she looked up and said worryingly,
" Shit! Ive lost em!"
Everyone groaned and thought this was gonna be a long long trip!