princely knight
in shining armour
take a check and see
is your armour made of
iron
fool's gold
or steel?
galloping around
on your
mighty steed
saving damsels
only to leave
because, love, knights
in shining armour
are always worse
than they sound
so stop your plundering
pause
take a step back and
watch
are all your damsels
really helpless?
(they'll stab you in the back someday)
and will your armour protect you?
because your shining armour's
dented armour
and dented armour
could be rags
and rags are only
fit for pirates
(make up your mind, jimmy
which one are you?)