GF fun time Part 2
Shiva: (appears) WHO KICKED ASS?!
Ifrit: I DID!
Everyone: SHUT UP IFRIT!
Ifrit: (flinch)
Carbuncle: AM NOT!
Odin: ARE TOO!
Carbuncle: AM NOT!
Odin: ARE TOO!
Siren: (walks up to Odin and Carbuncle) Hey guys, what's wrong?
Odin: Carbuncle stole my soda! He's a soda stealer!
Carbuncle: I AM NOT!
Odin: YES YOU ARE!
Carbuncle: I AM NOT!
Odin: YES YOU-
Siren: SILENCE! (Smacks them both in the back of the head) Where is the soda Carbuncle?
Carbuncle: (Shyly brings the soda from behind his back and gives it to Siren)
Siren: (Drinks it) Now let that be a lesson to you. (Walks away)
Odin: What just happened here?
Carbuncle: We got hosed Odin. We got hosed.
(Back to the circle of chairs)
Ifrit: COME ON MORTAL! KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!
Shiva: What are you talking about? He doesn't have balls!
Diablos: I can finish those creatures off! Call on me Squall!
(silence)
Ifrit: …is that your beeper?
Diablos: Why yes it is! (Checks his beeper)
Ifrit: (smacks his forehead)
Shiva: Odin! Hey Odin! The mortals could use your help!
(Odin is in the back room listening to Britney Spears and doesn't hear Shiva)
Shiva: DID YOU HEAR ME ODIN?
Odin: CAUSE I'M STROOOOOOOOOONGER THAN YESTERDAAAAAAAAAAY…
Shiva: Oh great. (Rolls her eyes)
Ifrit: That's something I would expect from you Shiva. (Snicker)
Shiva: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! DO YOU WANT TO BE THROWN OFF THIS CLOUD AGAIN?!
Cloud: Someone call my name?
Shiva: Wrong game genius! (Kicks him in the chin and sends him flying off the cloud)
Ifrit: Well that was kind of harsh.
Shiva: I did worse to you. (Spit)
Carbuncle: (sits next to Ifrit) Hey, they killed Rinoa.
Shiva: WHAT?! (Smashes her head into the TV) oww…
Ifrit: Don't worry; the other mortals will be able to kill those creatures.
Shiva: But-but I was junctioned to her!
Ifrit: (Snorts) Sucks to be you.
Shiva: Grrr…
Carbuncle: They killed Squall!
Ifrit: WHAT?!
Shiva: Who's left?!
Carbuncle: (Gulp) Selphie.
Ifrit & Shiva: SELPHIE?! OF ALL THE PEOPLE! WE'RE DOOMED!
Shiva: (appears) WHO KICKED ASS?!
Ifrit: I DID!
Everyone: SHUT UP IFRIT!
Ifrit: (flinch)
Carbuncle: AM NOT!
Odin: ARE TOO!
Carbuncle: AM NOT!
Odin: ARE TOO!
Siren: (walks up to Odin and Carbuncle) Hey guys, what's wrong?
Odin: Carbuncle stole my soda! He's a soda stealer!
Carbuncle: I AM NOT!
Odin: YES YOU ARE!
Carbuncle: I AM NOT!
Odin: YES YOU-
Siren: SILENCE! (Smacks them both in the back of the head) Where is the soda Carbuncle?
Carbuncle: (Shyly brings the soda from behind his back and gives it to Siren)
Siren: (Drinks it) Now let that be a lesson to you. (Walks away)
Odin: What just happened here?
Carbuncle: We got hosed Odin. We got hosed.
(Back to the circle of chairs)
Ifrit: COME ON MORTAL! KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!
Shiva: What are you talking about? He doesn't have balls!
Diablos: I can finish those creatures off! Call on me Squall!
(silence)
Ifrit: …is that your beeper?
Diablos: Why yes it is! (Checks his beeper)
Ifrit: (smacks his forehead)
Shiva: Odin! Hey Odin! The mortals could use your help!
(Odin is in the back room listening to Britney Spears and doesn't hear Shiva)
Shiva: DID YOU HEAR ME ODIN?
Odin: CAUSE I'M STROOOOOOOOOONGER THAN YESTERDAAAAAAAAAAY…
Shiva: Oh great. (Rolls her eyes)
Ifrit: That's something I would expect from you Shiva. (Snicker)
Shiva: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! DO YOU WANT TO BE THROWN OFF THIS CLOUD AGAIN?!
Cloud: Someone call my name?
Shiva: Wrong game genius! (Kicks him in the chin and sends him flying off the cloud)
Ifrit: Well that was kind of harsh.
Shiva: I did worse to you. (Spit)
Carbuncle: (sits next to Ifrit) Hey, they killed Rinoa.
Shiva: WHAT?! (Smashes her head into the TV) oww…
Ifrit: Don't worry; the other mortals will be able to kill those creatures.
Shiva: But-but I was junctioned to her!
Ifrit: (Snorts) Sucks to be you.
Shiva: Grrr…
Carbuncle: They killed Squall!
Ifrit: WHAT?!
Shiva: Who's left?!
Carbuncle: (Gulp) Selphie.
Ifrit & Shiva: SELPHIE?! OF ALL THE PEOPLE! WE'RE DOOMED!