2:Reno
warning: lots of puns in this chapter (=^・^=)
Reno walked up to the big house.
"Something smells fishy..Oh wait! thats the fish sticks i have in my pocket LOL"
He pushed the door open to find a very nice house
"Is this a trap?"
"Sir please have a seat right there"
"Uh ok.."
"I'm Chris Hansen With Dateline NBC"
"LOL your what now?"
"Sir please have a seat"
"NO, I like standing up"
"sir please dont make this difficult"
"NO!"
"Sir please"
"NO YOU CANT MAKE ME!"
"Oh yes i can!"
Hansen was now trying to force Reno to sit down
"Hey stop being so RUDE!"
Rude suddently appeared in back of Reno
"What?" answered rude
"RUDE! buddy! if i go to jail for possebly have smex with an underaged girl you'll bail me out right?"
"..."
"Right?"
"..."
"Buddy?" ;'(
"I will not spend my hard working money bailing out my dimwit of a friend, we're gonna get out of this"
Rude grabbed hansen by the collar and lifted him up
"SIR! stop being so rude!"
"I cant stop being rude! I AM rude"
"You sure are rude now put me down"
"No i AM rude!"
"Damn right your rude!"
"MY NAME IS RUDE!"
"oh...PFFT! Thats a stupid name!"
"Now YOUR being rude!" Reno pointed out
"There can be no other rude but ME!"
Rude threw hansen out the window
"Run for it yo!" screamed reno making a dash towards the door
On their way out they saw Vincent running across the street with dozens of policemen chasing him yelling "LUCRECIA SAVE ME!"
"I dont know who that lucrecia chick he's talking about is but she soinds hot" implied reno
"There they are! The rude person and the ginger!"
"Hey im not a ginger I'm a red-head!"
Rude grabbed reno by the ponytail and dashed towards the sun
"Rude stop being rude to Reno!" Yelled vincent
"F**K ALL YALL I AM RUDE!"