DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN POKEMON OR DANNY PHANTOM!

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Jessie had a pink hair that swirled, a white turtle neck shirt with an R on it, a black shirt under that shirt, long black gloves, a skirt, and black boot that went up to her thighs. She would look a lot better if she let her hair hand loosely, but whatever.

James had a similar shirt on only it was longer, purple hair, long black gloves, long pant that when into knee high boots, and a belt. He looked kind of normal, except for the hair.

Meowth was this cat thing. He was tan with brown back paws, tip of his tail was brown just like his ears, and I gold oval on top of his head. Also he actually spoke English, so weird.

"Who are these dorks?" I asked Pikachu, though he actually looked worried.

"Team Rocket. You see they collect other peoples Pokémon and use them for evil. They are trying to take us away." Pikachu told me. I could tell this happened a lot.

"Team Rocket! Why don't you just leave everyone alone? I'm getting really tire of you guys following me!" Ash yelled at them. "Cilan, can you help me get Pikachu and Umbreon?" He turned to the green haired one…. Wait Cilan. *sigh* these people have weird names.

Finally I decided I didn't enjoy being in a net, (Skulker helped me learn to hate them) I got bored and phased through the net. All faces on me.

"How'd it get out of the net? It's not a ghost type!" Jessie said, obviously confused.

"Does it matter? This just makes it more valuable! Boss will be so proud." Meowth told the other two.

"*sigh* I really hate being called an IT! I'm Danny, Phantom, Umbreon, or at least him! Come on people. Gawd, they're worse than the box ghost." I chuckled. These guys are pathetic. I went 'ghost' and heard gasps come from Team Rocket. 'This is gonna be fun.' I thought.

I shot an ecto blast at Meowth, though I came from the ring on my forehead not my hands. It hit him hard and when he got up he did not look happy. Oh well.

"Watch it punk! I'm gonna make you regret that!" he yelled at me, but I just tried to contain my laughter. "You think that's funny? I'll give you something to laugh about!" He then charged at me with his claws extended., but I didn't even flinch. I dodged with ease as he kept attacking, but I got bored and shot him real quick. I shot him, which made him fly back and hit the other two knocking them to the ground.

"This I pathetic and I'm not even using half my power. Ha! Pathetic." I was laughing so hard. They are worse than the box ghost and that's saying a lot.

"This twerp is calling us pathetic!" Meowth said with much anger, though I couldn't help but smirk.

I decided that they needed to know I was getting bored, so I froze them and shot a powerful ecto blast. They went disappeared into the sky.

"Looks like Team Rockets blasting off AGAIN!" They yelled while they flied.

"Pfft. Too easy." I said with a cocky smile.

Pikachu was finally out of the net and was staring at me with everyone else. Jaws were hitting the ground.

"Ash, your Umbreon is REALLY strong! If only he was my Pokémon..." Iris said as she walked towards me. She then started pinching my cheeks and making those faces people make at cute puppies. I am no puppy, so I did what anyone should do in my position….. I phased out of her grasp.

"No touching my face. I do not like being touched!" I told Iris, but Pikachu looked like he was trying to contain his laughter. Why would he laugh, this is serious. No touching my bread and butter.

"You do know they can't understand you?" Pikachu told me and for the first time I realized that everything I said had to do with Umbreon. All they heard was me repeating my name… this sucks.

"Sorry this Pokémon thing is new. You may call me crazy, but I come from an alternate time line and I'm human in that time line. Also I'm half ghost, so any questions?" Pikachu looked at me like I was crazy, but that's okay cause that sounded less crazy in my head (if possible).

"Okay then…." Yep he thinks I'm crazy.

"Boy do I wish I could understand them." Ash began, "But I guess we should set up camp, it's getting pretty late and I don't wanna wonder though the forest all night." I looked up and realized it was pretty dark. The sun was setting and we were still lost. Fun.

Cilan made dinner, Iris set up the sight, and Ash made sure they had everything. Then he pointed the little red ball at me.

"Alright you need to get back in your Pokeball." Ash said, but I had different plans. No way in HELL am I going to spend the night in there. HELL NO! I dodged every time he tried to put me in. "Ugh! I guess you're not going in then. Hey, Cilan, is the food ready yet?"

"I'm adding the finishing touches now… and DONE!" He gave Iris and Ash their food and then gave me and Pikachu ours, but for some reason he put a third bowl out. Iris's hair moved and then came out the little dragon. I examined my food and I felt like a hamster, I mean the food is pellets! Come on….. I crave a burrito.

I played with my food at first, but grew more and more hungry. I grabbed a pellet, sniffed it, liked it, and then ate it. 'HOLY SHIT this is AMAZING!' I thought to myself. I began chowing down.

"Hey Ash, what's up with your Umbreon? He's a little strange, I mean he has the moves of a ghost type but is a dark type… it's weird." Iris told Ash. I sent her a glare of anger just to scare her. Ash turned around and as soon as he saw me I brought out a smile and happy eyes, just to mess with Iris. When Ash faced Iris again, I sent her daggers. She had a mini freak-out.

"That's okay. He's great for battles and he's rare, so it's all good." Ash assured Iris, but she wasn't convinced. I stilled scared the crap out of her.

"What do you think Cilan? Isn't he strange?" Cilan was questioned. Iris needs to learn I'm just gonna drive her insane and be nice to the others. Ha ha, I know I'm supposed to help, but Clockwork never said I couldn't have fun while I'm at it.

He looked at me and I showed him my million dollar smile and when he turned back shot Iris some more daggers.

"He's one of a kind and very talented, but he is quite happy for a dark type. Oh well. I think you're just paranoid Iris." The green haired one said.

"Hi, why are you giving dirty looks to Iris?" The little dragon said. He caught on did he? Ah well, whatever.

"Cause it super funny. I mean just look at her she'd terrified of me! Ha ha." I told him, but his face looked like he was mad. "Oh come on, you know it's funny." I smirked at him. Then he did something I thought he would never do.

"I'm in. How do I help." He actually wanted to help me! This was going to be interesting.

"Just act like you don't see me give her dirty looks. Oh and Pikachu, you wanna help too?" If I'm gonna do this I'll need his help too.

"I don't see why not." He also smirked. Now this will get very interesting…

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