MUST READ AUTHORS NOTE: I don't know how many of you read the manga but I'm taking from that too. It wasn't as obvious in the last chapter, but there are definitely one or two things here that will make you WTF if you haven't. So let me inform you :)
1. Tamaki has an obsession with finding ninjas and ninjas in general thanks to his father.
2. A certain older character may seem OOC if you've only seen the anime, but as the manga goes on, it's apparent that he teases Tamaki like this on a daily basis.
"DAMMIT!" he cursed jamming his fists down on the desktop. His plan had been foiled!
HaruIsOurToy16: Tonoooo!
HaruIsOurToy16: Have you figured out Haru's screen name yet?
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: STOP FOOLING AROUND, YOU IDIOTS! TELL ME!
HaruIsOurToy16: How rude.
HaruIsOurToy16: And we were just about to tell you too.
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: YOU WERE NOT! You said that the last five times!
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: I as the president of the club AND as Haruhi's father deserve to know her screen name! I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
HaruIsOurToy16: Ur right, Tono :D
HaruIsOurToy16: We'll give you a hint.
HaruIsOurToy16: It begins with a G.
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: Really? It does?
HaruIsOurToy16: Say, Tono.
HaruIsOurToy16: We asked Haru's opinion so we thought we'd get yours.
HaruIsOurToy16: Which of these do you think she'd look better in?
HaruIsOurToy16: www,victoriasecret,com/apparel/489675
HaruIsOurToy16: OR www,victoriasecret,com/apparel/589032
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: WTFOMGSRSLY?!
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: YOU'VE GONE TOOOO FAR!
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: I SHALL REPORT YOU TO THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY!
HaruIsOurToy16: Relax! We didn't actually show them to her.
HaruIsOurToy16: Noob.
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: Oh...
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: Well, for reference, I like the second one.
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: And what's a noob?
HaruIsOurToy16: Lmao! Omg! Kaoru! This noob doesn't know what a noob is!
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: ? What is it?! And you look schizophrenic!
HaruIsOurToy16: XD Should we tell him, Hikaru?
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: X-( Tell me!
HaruIsOurToy16: It's sad really. I guess Haru won't want to talk to you after all.
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: WAT?! WHY?!
HaruIsOurToy16: She loves e-slang. Didn't you know?
HaruIsOurToy16: I mean you are her father.
HaruIsOurToy16: Shouldn't you know these things?
HaruIsOurToy16: Use e-slang on Haruhi and she melts like butter ;-)
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: Seriously?!
HaruIsOurToy16: Seriously. Just google it.
HaruIsOurToy16: And make sure to use lots of it.
HaruIsOurToy16: The more the better. If she finds one common dictionary word, she'll lose interest.
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi: I have to go!
HaruIsOurToy16: Lol! Okay! Study hard, Tono!
OperationDaddySaveHaruhi is Away.
HaruIsOurToy16: PWNED!
3 hours later...
ReformedNoobielol: MY DEAR RANKA-SAN!
WholeLottaWoman: Hello! :) Who is this?
ReformedNoobielol: It's me! President Suou from the Host Club! :-D
WholeLottaWoman: Oh, it's you.
WholeLottaWoman: How did you get my screen name?
ReformedNoobielol: Facebook :-D
ReformedNoobielol: You're very popular, father!
WholeLottaWoman: Don't call me that.
WholeLottaWoman: You think you're part of the family or somethin?!
WholeLottaWoman: You idiot!
WholeLottaWoman: You're THE WORST!
Away Message: ReformedNoobielol is in his corner.
ReformedNoobielol has returned.
ReformedNoobielol: So
ReformedNoobielol: Is Haruhi around?
ReformedNoobielol: I kind of need her screen name.
ReformedNoobielol: For club business
ReformedNoobielol: lol
WholeLottaWoman: Kyouya-kun never said anything about that.
ReformedNoobielol: Well lol Kyouya is really busy lol. So he told me to ask... lol
WholeLottaWoman: Fine.
ReformedNoobielol: :-D
WholeLottaWoman: I'll send it to those lovely twins!
WholeLottaWoman: You can get it from them!
ReformedNoobielol: NOOOOOOOOO!
WholeLottaWoman: Aren't they the cutest?! I think I'll talk to them instead!
ReformedNoobielol: Ranka-san, no! You don't understand!
ReformedNoobielol: It's better to send it to me personally!
WholeLottaWoman: REJECTED!
WholeLottaWoman has signed off.
ReformedNoobielol: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WholeLottaWoman is currently signed off and cannot receive messages.
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ReformedNoobielol: Hunny-senpai! :-,(
HunnyBun1: Aw, Tama-chan?! What's wrong?
ReformedNoobielol: I can't find my daughter's screen name and save her from those horrible twins!
ReformedNoobielol: What will I do if I can't contact her?!
ReformedNoobielol: She'll be lost to me forever!
HunnyBun1: I'm sure you'll see her at school tomorrow, Tama-chan!
ReformedNoobielol: Is this the price I pay for being so beautiful?
HunnyBun1: Better yet, why don't you call her right now? :-)
ReformedNoobielol: Lol. No, Hunny-senpai. E-slang doesn't work over the phone! I'd sound like a total noob and then those twins could claim ultra pwnage!
HunnyBun1: What?
HunnyBun1: If you really want I could tell you.
ReformedNoobielol: Anyway, I have to go now, Hunny-senpai. My attempts have not been in vain!
HunnyBun1: I know the SN.
ReformedNoobielol: Those twins will RUE THE DAY THEY MESSED WITH MY DAUGHTER!
HunnyBun1: Are you still reading this, Tama-chan?
ReformedNoobielol: ttyl! :-)
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HaruIsOurToy16: So how's it going, noob?
HaruIsOurToy16: Made any progress?
ReformedNoobielol: I AM NOT A NOOB!
ReformedNoobielol: I've reformed. I'm totally e-smart now. Just check out this new screen name I sent you!
HaruIsOurToy16: And what about finding Haru's screen name. Any progress there?
ReformedNoobielol: no.
ReformedNoobielol: But I'm getting closer!
HaruIsOurToy16: How disappointing.
HaruIsOurToy16: Looks like he'll never win our game.
ReformedNoobielol: Game?
HaruIsOurToy16: The-Find-Haruhi's-ScreenName-Before-She-Logs-Off-And-Goes-To-Bed-In-4-Hours-Game!
HaruIsOurToy16: Newb.
HaruIsOurToy16: We should go ask Haruhi if we can share her bento box tomorrow.
HaruisOurToy16: Yeah, we will.
ReformedNoobielol: NO! You fools aren't worthy of such an honor!
HaruIsOurToy16 has closed the window.
ReformedNoobielol: CEASE! HALT! DESIST!
HaruIsOurToy16: Why don't you IM this, Tono? It's supposed to be a genius. It might know Haruhi's screen name.
HaruIsOurToy16: Smarterchild
HaruIsOurToy16 has closed the window.
ReformedNoobielol: Hi
smarterchild: What's up?
ReformedNoobielol: I'm Tamaki
smarterchild: Would you like me to call you Tamaki?
ReformedNoobielol: Yes.
smarterchild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Tamaki.
ReformedNoobielol: Do you know Haruhi Fujioka's screen name?
smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
ReformedNoobielol: She's about 5'0. 16 years old. Dark brown hair and eyes. And really really cute. She is my daughter. :) She is an Aquarius of course. Loves Ootoro. Her Blood Type is O. She attends Ouran with me and is a PROUD member of the host club :D Before that she attended Izumino elementary and she looked SUPER CUTE in her uniform! She enjoys English and History and lots of food. Do you want the other 9 pages? It's very well written I think. Some of my best work.
smarterchild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
ReformedNoobielol: ...
smarterchild: ?
ReformedNoobielol: I thought you were supposed to be a genius.
smarterchild: Hey, thanks!
ReformedNoobielol: The twins said you were.
smarterchild: Did you know that I can get your five-day forecast? It's as easy as typing forecast.
ReformedNoobielol: Can you really? How incredible!
smarterchild: What is that, exactly? Do you want to play a game?
ReformedNoobielol: YEAH! :-D!
30 minutes later...
"The wonders of the internet are truly amazing!" the blonde beamed after many hectic games of hangman and online Jeopardy, his violet blue eyes wide.
DarknessConsumesMe: Suou-kuuuun... X-)
ReformedNoobielol: Who is this?
ReformedNoobielol: Hikaru? Kaoru?
DarknessConsumesMe: I heeeeeard that you were looking for somethiiiiing.
DarknessConsumesMe: Perhaps IIII and this cursed doll Bereznoff can heeeeelp.
ReformedNoobielol: No... and why are you typing like that?
DarknessConsumesMe: Suou-kuuuun.
DarknessConsumesMe: You understand that with the darkness you can discover anything?
ReformedNoobielol: O.o NO!
ReformedNoobielol: DO NOT WANT!
DarkConsumesMe: MWAHAHAHA!
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"Whew..."
GiveMeOotoro: Tamaki-senpai?
ReformedNoobielol: Haruhi?
ReformedNoobielol: HARUHI?!
GiveMeOotoro: :) Hi, Tamaki-senpai. I heard you'd been looking for me.
ReformedNoobielol: Well lol I was lol I just wsnted ty see if you were ok lol I guess lol
ReformedNoobielol: wsnted- wanted
ReformedNoobielol: ty- to
GiveMeOotoro: Well, I wasn't.
GiveMeOotoro: But I am now that I've found you.
GiveMeOotoro: Tamaki-senpai?
GiveMeOotoro: Are you still there?
ReformedNoobielol: Sorry, I hgd to run and get some tissue.
ReformedNoobielol: hgd - had. And I meant water!
ReformedNoobielol: To drink.
ReformedNoobielol: Water is what I meant!
GiveMeOotoro: I've been looking for you too, Tamaki-senpai. ;-)
The boy pressed the tissue harder against his nose.
ReformedNoobielol: You habe?
ReformedNoobielol: have?
GiveMeOotoro: Lol.
GiveMeOotoro: I like your spelling.
GiveMeOotoro: You spell sexy.
"..."
GiveMeOotoro: You smell sexy too.
GiveMeOotoro: I want to bury my face in your big, strong chest just to breath it in
ReformedNoobielol: gbvijdfoaijv;jVW
GiveMeOotoro: Tamaki-senpai?
GiveMeOotoro: Are you there?
GiveMeOotoro: Tamaki-senpai?
GiveMeOotoro: ...
GiveMeOotoro: Tonoooo?
An hour later...
Tamaki rose from his keyboard in a daze, imprints of several buttons engraved in his cheek. Crumpled tissue with a few large red blotches fell from his right palm. He groaned and cradled his forehead in his hands. "What just happened?"
His scanned the room for ninjas when suddenly his eyes found a familiar AIM window and the memories flooded back to him.
ReformedNoobielol: OMGWTEHFSRSLYGTFOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
GiveMeOotoro: You've been...
GiveMeOotoro: HITACHIIN-PWNED! XD
ReformedNoobielol: HOW COULD YOU?!
ReformedNoobielol: I'VE LOST SO MUCH TIME!
GiveMeOotoro: Is that anyway to talk to your precious daughter? -.-'
ReformedNoobielol: You're NO DAUGHTERS OF MINE!
GiveMeOotoro: Let's email this convo to the real Haruhi.
GiveMeOotoro: Yes, let's.
ReformedNoobielol: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GiveMeOotoro has signed off.
ReformedNoobielol: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HaruIsMyToy16 is currently signed off and cannot receive messages.
ReformedNoobielol has signed out.
PleasedCustomer has signed in.
Sobbing, the blonde pulled up a familiar website and waited his turn.
40869863259057257: Hello, sir. I hope that you have been enjoying your trial of our latest product.
PleasedCustomer: Thank goodness! It feels like I've been waiting for hours!
40869863259057257: I apologize, sir. We try to work with the utmost efficiency when dealing with our customers. Perhaps we can offer you a free trial of our latest fitness technology?
PleasedCustomer: Kyouya! Please don't block me!
PleasedCustomer: I need you!
40869863259057257: How did you get pass the registration page?
PleasedCustomer: My dad's info.
PleasedCustomer: Kyouya please! I need your l33t HAXOR skillz!
PleasedCustomer: Haruhi signs off in 2 hours and those twins are spreading evil rumors about me!
PleasedCustomer: THEY MADE ME BLEED!
40869863259057257: You can see Haruhi tomorrow.
40869863259057257: And give her some sort of credit. She's not going to believe everything the twins tell her.
PleasedCustomer: That's not true!
PleasedCustomer: Remember that night at the hotel when she thought I was into S&M?! Remember that?!
40869863259057257: That was different.
PleasedCustomer: Different how?!
PleasedCustomer: ...
PleasedCustomer: You still don't believe me.
PleasedCustomer: YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME, DO YOU?! DX
40869863259057257: Enough!
40869863259057257: I don't have time for your obnoxious idiocy right now, Tamaki.
40869863259057257: Keep typing and you are going to regret it.
PleasedCustomer: OO
PleasedCustomer: OMG! Fine! SRSLY! WHAT KIND OF WIFE ARE YOU?!
PleasedCustomer: GAWD!
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AwayMessage: PleasedCustomer is Nobody loves me :(
PleasedCustomer has signed out.
TragicBeauty20 has signed in.
Away Message: TragicBeauty20 is in his corner.
ImaNinja: HIYAH!
ImaNinja: I've found you!
TragicBeauty20: OMGNINJA!
ImaNinja: Meheheheheh... we have you surrounded!
TragicBeauty20: If you're a ninja then what am I thinking?!
ImaNinja: About nabe maybe? :D
TragicBeauty20: Well, yes.
TragicBeauty20: But ninjas don't make smiley faces!
TragicBeauty20: Is that you, dad?
ImaNinja: :D Okay, you caught me. You caught me!
ImaNinja: It's been slow in the office tonight and teasing you seemed like fun. (Poke)
TragicBeauty20: X-/
TragicBeauty20: :-(
TragicBeauty20: :-...(
ImaNinja: Tamaki, what's wrong?
TragicBeauty20: I shouldn't bother you with it.
ImaNinja: Well, it is beginning to speed up in here.
ImaNinja: Perhaps I should stop by the second mansion on my way home?
TragicBeauty20: But, if you insist! Those malicious twins are messing with my daughter again and everyone knows her screen name but ME and I studied for hours so that I wouldn't be a noob anymore for absolutely NOTHING and after I lost at hangman, the twins played a very mean trick on me :( and Nekozawas probably cursing me right now but then I went to Kyouya for help but he was being evil! :-...(
ImaNinja: ... so basically you want the special student's screen name then?
TragicBeauty20: X-( Yeah!
ImaNinja: :D Is that all?
ImaNinja: No problem!
The blonde's features lit up.
THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS YOU GUHHHS! I'm a little sad because I'm done with his chappy. He's really fun to write with. And I'm SO SORRY for all the netspeak XD I always pictured the twins as guys who would know a little bit about it though considering how many games they play so I decided they should speak a bit. Someone needed to trigger Tamaki making a fool of himself with it anyway.
Also, if you didn't know, smarterchild is an aim chatbot. I actually chatted with it as Tamaki so I could get the conversation XD
So Read and Review! Likes? Dislikes? Ideas?
And I believe Haruhi's chapter will be next.
Someone said Mori would be hard in the reviews, but I actually can't wait to get to him XDDD