((wow...it seems after I went to sleep last night...after I spewed that nonsence of itiotic randomness...I came up with a story line to work with that! wow! lol... anyways...here is a new chapter...and this one...is not so stupid as the last...

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the people in this story except for Mark, sister, Cody, that girl)

In the night of my slumber, after all the chaos had passed, I dreamed, and what a wonderful dream it was…

"chi?" A silent whisper in the night, then all was calm. Was it more then a dream?

The next morning I flutter my eyes, trying to go back to sleep. I wasn't ready to get up yet. I still had some quality hours of dreaming left to do. I rolled over extending my arm across to the other side of the bed. Something wasn't right though. I had a handful of something, and I was….SPOONING WITH SOMEONE!

I quickly retreated my hand and leapt from the bed. I kept my screams quite so as to not alert anyone else that was in the house, namely my mother. I looked down at my covers, as they were in the form of a body…a female body.

"What the hell? Did I get drunk last night and not know it?" I shook my head at the thought, knowing I had never touched anything of the sort. I extended my hand slowly and pulled the covers down to revel long locks of blond hair. It was indeed a girl.

"Wow, she's pretty cute…" I shook my head and slapped myself. "Mark you are not to think that again!" I yelled to myself as I continued to slap myself.

I cupped my mouth quickly as I saw the girl slowly sitting up. She was wearing a long white shirt, and nothing more. "Is that mine?" I blinked and pointed at the shirt. The girl blinked her brownish, golden hued eyes and tilted her head and tugged at the shirt. "Chi?" She looked up at me then back down at the shirt. "No, this Hidiki's."

I was now the one tilting my head in confusion. "Hidiki? But isn't he…?" I cut myself short as I looked at the sides of her head. There were white and pink dome like thingies extended where her ears should have been. I slapped myself continually, "Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!" The last time I felt a soft slap across the other cheek.

I opened my eyes to see that Chi had slapped me after seeing that I was doing it. I got all googly eyed at her as I always thought that was the cutest thing when she did that in the manga and anime.

I huggled her and cried, "You are the cutest thing!" I stopped as soon as I started and let her go realizing how gay I had sounded. "Wow, that wasn't manly at all…well…hugging a cute girl is not a problem…but huggling her and crying out how cute she acted…less then manly.

I cleared my throat and regained my composer, only to have it shattered again as I saw Chi wrestling with her shirt, trying to take it off.

"Gah!" I jumped foreword to pull it back down before she showed off anything that was not meant for me to see. "Not while I'm in the room!" I then thought to myself, "Wait…I have seen her plenty of times while reading the manga…" I slapped myself, raising my head up and screamed out loud, "But this is real life you idiot!" I then blinked looking down at Chi, and repeated in a whisper, "…but this is real life…" It had just truly hit me that this was indeed real life.

I sat down on the bed beside Chi. "Chi, why are you here?"

Chi shrugged her shoulders, "I fall asleep beside Hidiki, and wake up next to man who hurts self while screaming."

I dropped my head. "Gee…you make it sound like I'm into pain or something."

Chi patted my head.

I looked up at her and smiled slightly. "Well, it seems that we are stuck together for the time being. We'll figure out later how you really got her." I turned and looked at my door, which was still shut. "For now, I need to get you out of the house without my mom seeing you. " Then, as if on cue I heard foot steps coming down the hall. I crawled backwards to the wall and started to sweat. "Shit, great timing mom." I looked at Chi and quickly leapt in front of her, pushed her down, and rolled her up inside of the massive amount of covers on my bed. I then tossed myself back down on the bed and pulled the mass of covers up on top of me. The door slowly opened and my mom looked in on me. "Mark, you up?" She called casually. I looked at her, trying to act sleepy. "Yeah, I'm up." Just then I felt Chi wiggle under the covers and she grinded against me. My face turned beat red and I ducked my head under the covers so my mom wouldn't see. My mother shook her head slowly, "Just hurry up, you know you have to go out job hunting today. I nodded from under the covers and my mother slowly shut the door.

I quickly rolled Chi off of me and jumped from my bed. "Gah! Why did that have to happen?" I looked down and back up. "Good, nothing happened…" I sighed and breathe of relief.

Chi looked down at my boxer clad self, "You aren't like Hidiki. He gets happy when he first wakes up." I blushed slightly and quickly turned to my dresser and pulled out a pain of jeans and a t-shirt.

After getting dressed I looked at Chi, "you stay here. I'm going to go get you some cloths." I stepped out of my room and quickly dipped into my little sister's room. I made my way to her closet and opened it and dove down at the bottom. Multiple black trash bags lined the bottom, each bag full of women's cloths. I didn't bother to look at when I grabbed. I filled my arms full and ran back to my room.

Chi looked at the cloths then at me. "For you?"

I dropped the cloths and shook my hands. "No! I am not a cross dresser…" I rubbed my chin, "Well…except for that one time…but that was for a good cause!"

Chi gave a small giggle. "You just as funny as Hidiki."

I raised my head slowly and pointed to the cloths. "Chi, I'm going to go finish getting ready, find something you can wear."

Chi nodded and commenced to taking off her shirt. I turned my head quickly and stepped out of the room, shutting the door behind me.

After brushing my teeth, combing my hair, and doing other hygienic tasks; I returned to my room. I knocked softly and opened the door slowly. I clamped my eyes shut and walked in. "Chi? Are you ready?" I whispered so that my mother wouldn't think I was any more crazy then she had already thought of me.

Chi chimed, "Yes! Look at what Chi found!"

I opened my eyes slowly to see Chi wearing a long, dark blue dress. Short sleeves ended with white frills. On her feet were a pair of white sandals of my sisters, she wouldn't miss them as they were a pair she had lost three months back. I nodded to Chi and gathered up the pile of cloths and tossed them into my closet. After shutting it, I walked over to my window and opened it up.

Chi looked at me and tilted her head. "Is it hot in here?"

I shook my head, "No Chi, you need to jump out the window, I'll meet you outside."

Chi still confused walked over to the window and started to crawl out. I turned away as I saw her skirt rise up. "Damn my morals." I cursed myself as I heard Chi fall the rest of the way out the window. I ducked my head out to see if she was alright.

Chi was sitting on the ground on her knees. She looked at a grass hopper that landed on her nose. I giggled to myself as Chi wiggled her nose and swatted at it softly. "Man, if that isn't cute…I don't know what is." Once again I realized how non-manly that sounded.

I shook my head, grabbed my keys and my wallet and left the room. I yelled to my mom, "I'm gone! I'll see you around four."

My mother called back to me, "Are you picking up Cody and that girl today?"

I yelled back, "Yes and Beth too!" I started out the door and shut it behind me. I walked around the house to find Chi. "Come on Chi, it's time to go."

Chi grinned and nodded as she followed me to my car. I thought to myself, "Wow, today started out weird, I just hope it doesn't get any weirder."

(alright...so tell me...how does it sound as it being a true story now)