"Our first stop ist zat vhimpy girly-boy Austria!" Prussia announced, "I vant him to kneel down und cry."
"Lord Prussia, you have already taken Silesia. Isn't that good enough of revenge?" Ludwig said. Prussia glared at him.
"Nein! Silesia ist only a small fraction of vhat I vant. I...vant to see someone too." He said. Ludwig didn't know what he meant at first, but then he understood.
"Ist it Hungary?"
"..." Prussia didn't say anything, but thought to himself, "vhy dose she like Austria und not me? I vill make her change her mind!" They both marched to Austria's house.
Austria, as always, was playing the piano. Hungary stood by him and closed her eyes as she listened to the music. Austria stopped playing a moment and glanced up at Hungary. Hungary smiled.
"Hungary, vhy don't you make us some tea?" Suggested Austria. Hungary nodded to his request and left to the kitchen.
When she was gone, sweat started to drop from Austria's forehead. He swallowed as he sat nervously on his chair. He adjusted his collar nervously. He took a deep breath.
"I have to ask her today. If I vait it'll only make this harder for us." He stood up and walked over to the couch. Hungary walked in with a tray of tea and bread. She sat down next to Austria and gave him his tea. Austria's hands trembled as he held the tea. Hungary stared at him.
"Is there something vrong, Lord Austria?" She asked him as she took a sip from her tea. Austria, now realizing that his hands were trembling, smiled and took control over himself.
"No...I vas just...Hungary, I have something I vant to ask you." He said.
"Yes?" She said. Austria held her hands.
"Hungary, I have grown very found of you. But...I'm finding it difficult to say this, but. Vill you be villing to live wif me?" He said. Hungary stared at him a moment, then her face shined.
"Of course I vould, Lord Austria!" She said. Austria smiled at her.
"No need for deep respect, Hungary. You can just call me Austria." He said. They both smiled and lead close to kiss.
But before they could, a familiar voice saying, "I'm Awesome!", disturbed the moment. Austria glared at the albino man in the door way.
"Vhat do you vant, Prussia?" He said, annoyance in his voice.
"Zat ist 'Lord Prussia'! I am awesome! But you are too un-awesome to see zat! As for my being here; I came to take over your country." Prussia said.
"You are not a country, Prussia. Und you hold no threat to me." Austria said, "anyone can see zat you are pathetic."
"Nein! I am not pathetic! Und to prove it, I vill show you my awesome power!" Prussia said as he pulled out his sword and pointed it to Austria. Austria glared at him, but smiled.
"Alright, I guess I have to show you vhat true power is! Show me your strength!"
"Ist zat a threat? Because if it ist, your going to lose! Keseseses!" Prussia said.
Austria thrashed his sword forward and Prussia blocked it. He smiled.
"Vhy are you so jumpy? Are you afraid of awesome me?"
"No, I vas only giving you a varning." Austria smiled. He pushed back at Prussia and jumped away as Prussia thrust his sword forward and attempted to cut him. Austria landed and Prussia rushed him into the wall. He pushed his sword to Austria's neck. Austria blocked his neck from being cut with his sword but Prussia was pushing it closer.
"Kesesesese! I told you I vas awesome! Und now you're going to pay! Keseses!" Prussia said. He pushed the sword closer to Austria's neck.
"Prussia! Stop this!" Screamed a voice. Both men looked to the voice. It was Hungary. Prussia smiled.
"Oh, Hungary. Sorry, I didn't see you zere over my awesomeness!"
"Hungary, get out of here!" Austria said as he tried pushing Prussia's sword away.
"No, Austria. I von't!" She said. Prussia smiled.
"Sorry, Hungary. But I vant this girly-boy Austria to kneel down und cry." He said as he pushed his sword closer to Austria, "no one can save him!" Prussia then had an evil thought.
"But maybe you can, Hungary. I guess I could let him go." He said, "Only if..." Hungary glared at him.
"If vhat?"
"If you marry me. Zen maybe I vill let him go. Keseseses!"
"Vhat!? Never!" Hungary said. Prussia shrugged.
"Okay, zen. I guess you don't care vhat happens to Austria." He said. He pushed his sword to Austria's neck, and it slightly cut him and drew blood.
"Stop it! Okay, Prussia. I'll marry you! Just don't hurt Austria!" Hungary cried. Prussia had a pleased smile on his face. He took his sword away.
"Awesome!" Then he grabbed Hungary by her wrist and dragged her away. She cried and reached out to Austria.
"Lord Austria!"
"Hungary!" Austria called, reaching out to her.
"Stop your complaining already." Prussia frowned at Hungary, "You've agreed to marry me, so suck it!" He pushed her into a well decorated bedroom. Hungary glared at him.
"I'm only agreeing to marry you on the condition of letting Austria free." She said. Prussia rolled his eyes and waved it off.
"Yeah Yeah, sure sure. I'll be vaiting for you. So don't be late!" Then he shut the door. Hungary made a face at the door and opened up the closet. She gasped at the first thing that hung in there. A white wedding dress. Hungary frowned as she lifted up the dress to have a better look at it.
"Zis ist ze first zing zat ist in here? Ist he vaiting for someone to marry him?" Hungary said to herself, "I hope it's my size." She put it on and looked at the mirror and shrugged.
"It fits perfectly. But how dose he know zat? Ist he a pervert?"
Hungary cried as she walked alone down the aisle of Prussia's home. Prussia smiled at her.
"Smile, Hungary. You are about to become my bride." He said as he took her hand. Hungary glared at him.
"Only to save Austria! So shut up!" She said. Prussia laughed.
"You are good voman. You are hilarious!" He said. Hungary stared at him.
"You didn't even change from ze clothes you vere vearing a moment ago!"
"Dose zat even matter?" Prussia smiled. Hungary looked away.
"Vhatever." He smiled. Hungary looked to the heavens.
"Please, God. Help me to live wif zis man. Help him find ze vays of Christianity. Help him to stop zis crazy nonsense." She prayed.
A moment later, Prussia smiled at his 'wife'.
"Now you must kiss me und it vill be official." He said. Hungary took her hand away.
"No, I can't because I don't love you, Prussia. Und I vill never kiss you. I love Austria, und Austria alone! Now go avay!" She stormed off. Ludwig walked up. Prussia smiled.
"She vill change her mind. Now, our next victims vill be...I don't know. Ve'll let zat surprise us." Then Prussia laughed.
{Ooooo, what's 'Lord Prussia' going to do next? Wow, that was the most Austria I ever used in my stories! Now on to chapter three! Thank you for reading and enjoy!}