Family Matters

By: Naruto-chan

Starring: Akatsuki and Friends

Chapter Two: To Konoha!

Itachi headed towards Konoha. He didn't want to go but he knew he had no choice. "I shouldn't have joined Akatsuki. The Leader's an idiot," he mumbled.

"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!!"

"AH!!!" Itachi screamed. He turned around and pointed at Tobi. "YOU IDIOT!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" he yelled.

Tobi crouched down on the ground and started to pock it with a stick while crying.

Itachi calmed down and patted Tobi's head. "Sorry, Tobi. You're a good boy."

Tobi was suddenly happy so he jumped up and hugged Itachi.

"Get off or die," he said.

"Okay!" Tobi said.

Itachi sighed and started to head towards Konoha again. When he notice Tobi was following he turned around to glare at him. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"TOBI GO TO KONOHA TO GET COUSIN!!!" he screamed.

"You have a cousin? Who?" asked Itachi.

"Sasuke!" Tobi answered.

"WHAT!? SASUKE AND I ONLY HAVE ONE COUSIN! THAT'S OBITO AND HE'S DEAD!!!" he screamed, once again mad.

"Er..." said Tobi.

"OBITO!?! YOU'RE OBITO!?!" Itachi screamed.

Tobi/Obito started to run away. Itachi chased after him. By the time they stopped running they were are Konoha. They walked past the guards, who were sleeping, and walked to the Hokage Tower. Itachi knocked on the door.

"Come in!" said Tsunade.

Itachi walked into the office followed by Tobi. "What do you... ITACHI!?" Tsunade screamed.

"ITACHI!?" screamed Sasuke, who was in the room with his team to get a mission.

"Uh, oh," said Naruto diving under Tsunade's desk.

"What did you do to my guards?" Tsunade demanded.

"They were sleeping," said Itachi.

"What are you doing here?" asked Tsunade.

"I'm here to make a deal with you," said Itachi.

"I'm not giving you Naruto," Tsunade replied.

"It's not always about Naruto you know," Itachi pointed out.

"Yes it is!" Tobi yelled.

"SHUT UP, TOBI!!! BE A GOOD BOY AND STAND IN THE CORNER!!!" Itachi screamed, shocking everyone.

"Tobi want corn!"

"I SAID CORNER!!! GO STAND IN IT!"

"Tobi don't want to stand in corn!"

Itachi slapped him forehead. "Just shut up," he said. "Anyway, this isn't about Naruto. Well, it is. But, not like that."

"Itachi want to marry Naruto!?" Tobi asked.

"SHUT UP!!!" Itachi screamed. "The Akatsuki is having... a Family night... I need to bring Sasuke. So we can make a deal. I can borrow Sasuke and he can't attack me and Akatsuki will spare Konoha when we take over the world and won't kidnap Naruto. Deal?" asked Itachi.

"DEAL!" Tsunade yelled, pulling out some papers.

"WHAT!?" screamed Sasuke.

"Wait. What about that guy? Doesn't he need someone, too?" asked Tsunade.

"TOBI BRING SASUKE!!! TOBI REALLY OBITO!!! SEE!?!" Tobi took off his mask ro reveal Obito. Kakashi fainted.

"Okay, whatever," Tsunade said. She started to tell Itachi where to sigh and all that stupid stuff while Obito woke up Kakashi and started to talk to him about some stuff that no one cares about.

When Itachi finished sighing the papers Obito said goodbye to Kakashi.

"Come on, Sasuke," said Itachi. Sasuke glared.

After Sasuke got ready they left Konoha. Tobi was happily walking. (He'll be Tobi when his mask is on.) Itachi was trying to ignore Sasuke's glares. And Sasuke was glaring.

"Okay, Sasuke. Stop it, seriously. You don't have to be an avenger until we get back to Konoha," Itachi pointed out.

Sasuke slowed his walking and started to think. After a minute of thinking he ran to catch up to Itachi and Tobi. Instead of slowing down he jumped on Itachi's back.

"What are you doing!?" Itachi asked.

"My feet hurt," he lied.

"Liar."

"Weasel."

"Bully."

And the rest of the way to the Akatsuki hideout Itachi and Sasuke called each other stupid names. When they got back Itachi was really mad because he realized that Sasuke got what he wanted and his feel were bleeding. He called Sasuke fat.

TBC?

See, told you I would finish. I was going to give up because I got bored. But I didn't. Yup, go me! Please review! I'll give you a preview because I feel like it!

Preview: Next time! Kisame goes to wave to get Sakana, his sister.

There, a preview. Aren't you happy how? I am!