A few hours latter, at the UA examination committee:
"Alright, next up is Izuku Midoriya. He passed the exam, got 0 villain points but according to this video he saved a girl from the 0point robot." A rabbit-dog-bear-cat-something else said; this animal was the principal of UA, Nedzu. All of the six judges gave the boy 10 rescue points for his heroic action; they would have given him more points if not for the limit of a 0 to 10 scoring system.
"Into heroics he goes. Next one is Katsuki Bakugou. Nevermind he is the one with the most points, he is admitted into heroics course as well." They all gave him 0 rescue points. Midnight coughed once and proceeded to talk.
"While his quirk is amazing, his attitude is bad to say the least." The part where he said 'DIE!' for 14 times while obliterating 40 points worth of robots played again in her head. If one were to count all the times Bakugou said die 88 times.
"You are a dominatrix on school grounds and nobody says anything." The gun hero, Snipe said.
"Oh shut the fuck up Mccree!" Midnight retaliated.
"Just get on with it!" Eraserhead pleaded. 'My 25 cats probably miss me right now. Especially Mary, Sam, Stroehim, Boss, Big Boss, Revolver, James, Funny and Bruno. And most likely Speedwagon, that one is a cry-baby. Why does this have to last for so long?' Aizawa thought.
"Let us continue. Denki Kaminari. He didn't save other examinees but he got an impressive kill count. I say we admit him into heroics as well." Nedzu continued.
"His quirk is very well suited for this exam." Cementos, the cement hero observed.
"I still think we should change the exam. It favours people with flashy quirks." Ectoplasm said.
"There are a lot of people that don't make the cut each year, even though they have amazing quirks, because they can't attack other candidates and their opponents are robots not humans." Blood King expanded on what Ectoplasm said.
"For example, the kid with the brainwashing quirk, Shinso was it, he got 0 villain points. That's a really strong quirk." All Might added.
"They can always advance to the heroic course if they do well in the Sports Festival." Present Mic said.
"All right then Denki is admitted as well." Nedzu said. "Next is Yuka Ozaki. She barely passed the written exam, got a relatively small villain score, 26, but she 'saved' 2 students. However, if not for Fumikage's quirk she would have gotten crushed by the 0 robot and Denki didn't need her help due to his quirk countering the robots."
"That was pretty reckless. She could have gotten killed there." Power Loader noted.
"That's what heroes do. They put their lives on the lone to save people. She did well. Plus, she took out a Metal Gear by herself, without injuring herself. We have to give her that." All Might said.
"They are not Metal Gears! We've talked about this! Even if PR allowed me to call them Metal Gears, they do not have nuclear missiles so they're not technically Metal Gears." While Power Loader and the support course took inspiration from various sources, including military robots, movies, books and other sources, when they created these robots, the 0 pointer looked awfully similar to the metal gears from Metal Gear Solid 15: Phantom Snake and from Metal Gear Rising 6: Vendetta: The Anime.
"Anyways, if there are no objections then she is admitted." Nedzu waited in silence. "The next one is Minori Mineta..."
They continued the discussion for another 2 hours till they decided that class 1A shall have
One week latter, in an apartment in Musutafu:
"Hey, Serval, you got a letter from UA!" Said Kaban, Serval's roommate. 'Sugoii! It's only been one week and I've already got a letter from them! As expected for the greatest heroics school! Alright, let's open this! Where is the paper, the one with the words?' In front of Serval stood a little device, a hologram projector. 'Sugoi! Holograms!'
"BOOYYA! I AM HERE as a projection now!" Said All might through the hologram projector.
"WOW, ALL MIGHT IS IN MY ROOM AS HOLOGRAM! SUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" This was the longest sugoi ever in the history of the universe.
"You're done now? *cough* I know it's been a while but with great power comes a great amount of paperwork. *cough**cough* My apologies young lady. The truth is I didn't come to this city just to fight villains, you're looking at the newest UA faculty member!" A hand grabbed All Might's attention. "Ah sorry I was just wrapping this up. What I have to do how many of this? Well, two done, hundreds to go." He turns to look back to Serval. "Even though you passed the written exam by the skin of your teeth, you've still got only 26 points, almost enough to get in. Fortunately enough there where other factors: you helped two students in rough situations and for that we award you RESCUE points! You see the practical exam was not graded on combat alone. How could a hero course reject someone who has committed to helping others, no matter the consequences to herself. A panel of judges watches and they award points based on heroic acts beyond just fighting villains. Yuka Ozaki, you got 45 rescue points, bringing your total to 71 points! You've passed the exam!"
"OH MY GOD! VERY NICEU!" Serval screamed happily. In another universe, Joseph Joestar felt a disturbance in the force of over used jokes and then he realised what has happened... somebody stole his 'ENGRISH' lines! "OH NO! OH MY GOD! SON OF A BITCH!" Joseph screamed.
"Welcome, Yuka, you have made it, you're now part of the hero academia." After All Might said this the hologram projector turned off.
"YAY!" Serval exclaimed while crying of happiness.
"Serval, I am trying to sleep! You know I am not nocturnal like you." Kaban walked in holding a book and in pyjamas
"I GOT IN THE HERO COURSE, Kaban-chan!." Serval was still exicted.
"Cool. Tell me more tomorrow. I am really *yawn* sleepy now." Kaban said as she went to sleep.
The next day, at UA:
'1A, this should be it. SUGOI! the door is sooo big! I wonder if All Might will be our homeroom teacher.' She looked at the door again. 'Yep. This is 1A.'
"Hey you're that girl from yesterday, Yuka, right? Are you in the heroics course as well?" Somebody asked from behind her. It was Izuku Midoriya.
"Yep. I've already told you to call me Serval, Izuku-chan. Why don't we enter class before classes start?" She opened the door: Bakugou and the glasses objection kid where arguing over school rules; there were a lot of people surrounding them watching the fight.
"Don't put your feet on the desk. It's against school rules! Don't you think that it's disrespectful towards your classmates? Don't you have any respect for this institution?!" Ida asked.
"Fuck off! As a matter of fact no, I don't think so. From what middle school were you, extra?" Asked Bakugou.
"Kacchan is not nice to call people that you don't know their names extra!" Izuku said.
"Shut the fuck up, Deku! Answer 4 eyes!" 'Wow, he definitively has a short fuse.' This pun did a lot of damage to my brain cells, puns of damage.
"I studied at the private school Somei junior high. The name is Tenya Ida?" Ida responded.
"Huh, no wonder you are a fucking pansy, you rich spoiled dick. I should just beat you up." Bakugou threatened.
"Are you threatening a fellow student?! You should be expelled for that!" A girl with rosy cheeks entered the classroom.
"Ah it's you curly haired kid. You've made it, just as Present Mic said! Oh and this is the girl that got carried off by that crow headed guy after the exam." Uraraka said as she pointed as Serval. 'Oh yeah that would explain why I woke up 4 hours after the exam in a zoo on a bench. Meh, I've seen weirder things.'.
"I am Yuka Ozaki, but most people call me Serval. Nice to meet you! I hope we will be great friends!" Serval's smile radiated light as if she was in a Colgate commercial.
"I am Ochako Uraraka nice to meet you as well. I wonder if today's the ceremony? Or is it the guidance councillor stuff today? Oh, and the teacher, what will they be like? I am so anxious like sugoi." 'Did she just steal my line?' A thing that appeared to be a massive yellow worm crawled up behind Uraraka.
"AH A GIANT CATERPILLAR!" Serval, Ochako and Izuku screamed in a very girly way, especially Izuku. Out of the caterpillar, which turned out to be a sleeping bag, emerged a man with a fruit juice box which he proceeded to slurp in a few seconds.
"If you're gonna hunt for buddies do it elsewhere. This is the department of heroics. Hmm it took you lot 8 seconds to quiet down. You're all lacking in common sense." 'Says the guy that crawls around in a sleeping bag.' Thought every student in 1A. "I am your homeroom teacher, Aizawa Shouta. Pleasure meeting you. Wear these immediately and then shove off to the PE grounds." 'Sugoi! An UA sports uniform!'
