Hello. Welcome to the Rant.

GET YOUR POPSICLES! GET YOUR POPSICLES! GET YOUR COTTON CANDY! THEY BOTH TASTE THE SAME!

The scene opens up to a bright room with white plush carpeting and teal walls. The decor is slightly goth/emo, even though the room looks cheery. Two teenage girls, one brunette in all teal, and a weird redhead in a fancy purple top sit on a blue couch. They both look slightly bored, but then smile crazily.

Jette: "Hello. Welcome to the rant."

Missy: "I don't want to say welcome, that's tacky. I want to offer you good people a pineapple!" (a sign of hospitality!) (then makes a thumbs up, smiles creepily)

J: ..."yes. So, today we are ranting about the fact that Avatar is on Nick."

M: "elodeon."

J: "WHATEVER."

M: "So, a, well, I don't think that Nick dwellers can handle the epicness of the series."

J: "Yes, Mattel says the main viewers of Avatar are male-ish human beings between the tiny ages of 6-11. Yes, because my six year old little brother SO TOTALLY knows why Sokka is in his underwear waiting for Suki."

M: "You don't have a brother."

J: "I'm speaking HYPOTHETICALLY."

M: "What does that mean?"

J: 'glares' "But would they seriously know the reason behind that?"

M: "Seeing a chick naked, that's what they know."

J: "Well, they have a computer, they don't need a TV show for that."

M: "Mhee!"

J: "Hey, to talk to us, let's bring in a random six year old!"

(At this, Zuko randomly stalks in.)

J: "ZUKO! What the french toast? you're supposed to be in a completely different story at the moment!"

Zuko: 'stares at her and says nothing'

M: 'waves creepily at Zuko'

M: "MEOW!"

(The random six year old hiphops in)

6: "HI! I'm six! My name's Sid! Like the sloth!"

Z: 'stares at Sid The Sloth like he wants to make a fur coat out of him'

M: "Soooo! Zuko, so good to see you! Sid...that's just charming that you're named after...a cartoon sloth..."

S: "This is the end. Of Sid." -taken from Ice Age 3, one of the few enjoyable moments in that kiddie movie of death and despair.

J: "...Yes. Okay, then. So, Litte Child..."

M: "litte?"

J: "I'm french, okay?"

M: "really?"

J: "I'm speaking with a slight french accent."

M: "You don't know how to!"

J: "I'm speaking in a BRITISH accent!"

M: "That's not a British accent!"

(Jette and Missy continue their stupid argument. Zuko looks at Sid, who has a creepy smile on his face, and looks like he wants to kill himself when he realizes he has to take over.)

Z: "Alright, since there is a catfight over there..."

S: "CATFIGHT!"

Z: "Okay, you shut up, you little..."

J: 'runs back in and tries to do something that won't get her fired' "OKAY! Let's continue with our discussion!"

Z: "WHAT discussion?"

J: 'slaps him and pushes him onto random couch that appears'

M: "Don't hurt Zuzu! He's fragile!"

Z: "WHAT? What? W-H-A-T!" (That is one word, we spelt it out for dramatic effect.)

J: "Okay, that's it, I quit!"

M: "Okay! It's always been my dream to run something like this!"

Z: "But I liked Jette! She didn't call me Zuzu!" 'starts murdering Missy, who screams like a cat'

J: "Okay, fine, Sid, what did you think of Avatar?"

S: "Um, well, it was, actiony, it had some like, cool kung fu, karate, sure."

J: "They weren't really using kung fu and karate..."

M: "well, sort of."

J: "Well, there you have it, folks, six year olds don't really understand. So, they should have put it on a thing for older audiences."

Z: "Hello, why am I here then?"

M: "We didn't invite you, you just came from one of Jette's other stories. But I'm happy you're here, now I don't have to think about Sloth-boy so much."

S: 'walks away'

Z: "Well, I just am not that happy that all my pain and suffering is shown to little sloth children who don't get it. I feel wasted. That's all."

J: "Okay! That's all the time we have! We're gonna go watch the Simpsons now."

Jette drags Missy away from Zuko forcefully to go watch little yellow people be stupid, even though it was Missy's idea to watch it.