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Frank's POV

I'm with the crazy bat again. Today we are watching David Thompson. He's 45, and wanted for a drunk driving charge. He had just gotten home, and I had called Stephanie to have her come pick him up, but she said she was busy playing teacher to her Merry Men. She said she would send Tank or Ranger as they were not involve in the lessons she was teaching. I had asked her what the lesson she was teaching was, and said she was giving her guys a lesson on Joyce. That had made me roll my eyes. No self respecting man would sleep with that woman. So now she was sending Tank. I'm not gay, but how could Stephanie do this to me she knows how her grandmother is. Now I'm going to have to watch Mrs. Grabby hand's. the woman was crazy she didn't know how to keep her hands to her self. Why me. At least I didn't have to live with her any more. Thank god! I just hope the big man didn't kill the crazy bat my wife would be mad if I had to tell her one of Stephanie's big friends killed her mother.

"Who's Stephanie sending?" Edna asked looking over at me.

"Tank," I said.

"Oh, sexy chocolate, yum!" She said and I groaned.

"Edna, behave yourself or you'll have to find a new partner, I swear to god woman," I said warningly.

"Fine, but you quit then I move back in," She said smiling at me. Taunting me. I grunted. 'why me?' I thought stealing my wife's favorite saying.

"Just behave," I said.

She smiled ten minutes later when Tank showed up, and got out of the car. She walked up to the big guy and gave him a hug. To my surprise the big man smiled, and hugged her back. The minute he turned his back though Edna, pinched him on the butt. I burst out laughing as he jumped, and spun around. One thing you never do, never turn your back on Edna Mazur, especially if you are a male. He recovered fast, and they went up to the door, and Tank knocked. David answered. When he saw Tank I saw his eyes flash with fear.I can't blame him, Tank was a scary looking man. I had the window down so I could listen to what was going on.

"Well aren't you a Babe?" Edna said. "I was expecting a frumpy looking man since you came walking in the house all dressed in ratty clothes, but you clean up real good."

Tank explained who they where and why they were there.

"He can ride in with Frank And me, I'll even sit in back with him, and make sure he don't fall over when we go around the corners," Edna said smiling. I saw the man pale slightly. I wanted to laugh. I guess the old bat, could be entertaining. The guy looked at Tank pleadingly.

"The guy will ride in my car," Tank said, the guy looked relieved, and then Tank ruined it. "You'll be riding along with me, I have orders from Stephanie to bring you back to RangeMan, incase she needs you," Tank said and the man paled again. "You'll ride shot gun," he told her.

"Can I drive instead?" She asked.

"No!" Tank said, paling himself.

"Fine, can we stop by McDonalds for a chocolate milkshake?" She asked.

"Absolutely, Grandma M, anything for you," Tank said. He cuffed the fugitive. "I got her Frank, I'll see she get's home."

"See you at 6," Edna called.

I waved goodbye, and left.

Stephanie's POV

"I say we start with Lester since he's just sitting in here all alone," I said as we entered the cafeteria.

"What?" He asked looking up at me all confused then looking to Lula. I sat down across from him. Lula took the chair next to me.

"I am only doing this because I love you," I told him. He sat his sandwich down.

"I love you to Bombshell, now what's up?" He asked.

"I am here to give you a little lesson on Joyce Barnhardt," I said leaning against the table.

"What about her?" He asked.

"She's a player, and uses men for money. She sleeps with anything and everything she can get her hands on. Hell she sleeps with Vinnie. I'm here as a friend to tell you if she come's on to you, turn the other way, if you don't well then you're, well I wont say what might fall off, but I have heard of it happening before," I told him, he paled.

"Yeah, and besides, I'd really have to kick you're ass if you did," Lula said. "I don't want to have to kick you're ass, but I will if you sleep with the burg slut."

"I have no desire to sleep or even socialize with Joyce, she might have a disease, and I am not willing to risk my, you know for her, or my ass" he said looking at Lula. "Besides Steph, you are my friend, I know how you feel about Joyce. I would never betray you like that. There are plenty of women out there."

"Well I'm glade you saw it my way, to bad I would have loved to have watched you squirmed when I called Grandma Mazur in to back me up," I said, and smiled when he paled at the thought. Oh how I loved the way my guy's feared my Grandma. "Now how would you like to go on a date with Joyce?" I asked confusing him. Then I told him the plan me and Lula had come up with on the way up in the elevator. Who knew a 10 second ride could create such an idea.

Next we found, Ram, Cal and Hal around the monitors. I repeated the same words I used on Lester, only Cal laughed at me this time instead of paling.

"Fall off, Steph what are you reading?" Cal asked continuing to laugh, Ram and Hal joined him.

"Yes!" I said happily.

"Yes?" Cal said raising an eyebrow.

"I was hopping some of you would give me a hard time about this," I said.

"Oh yeah? Why's that?" Hal asked.

"I'm here, Tank said you wanted my help with a lesson," Grandma said coming into the room. I smiled as the guys hid behind their desks.

"Hi grandma, I'm giving the guy's a lesson on Joyce Barnhardt, she has her eyes on them. They are not paying heed to my teaching," I said.

"What's to teach, she is a money thirsty slut, and if you sleep with her your dick will fall off," Grandma said. "Any self respecting man would stay away from that piece of trash." By the time she had said this she was standing next to Ram.

"You, do you want you're dick to fall off?" She asked him. She squeezed his shoulder. He paled.

"UMM, no ma'am," He said.

"And you two. You want to sleep with a woman who has slept with hundreds of different men, who's slept with Vinnie," she asked wish a slight shudder. "Well I guess it's you're right, but I'll tell you this much, I'll never look at you the same again if you do. I'll look at you, and the only thing I'll think is, yuck!"

"Oh come on grandma, you would miss us, and forgive us," Cal said.

"I have Ranger and Tank, so if I have to lose you 3 that's fine I'll cry a little, but any man who touches that woman aint no friend of mine," Grandma said. "Now who do I need to beat some since into first?"

"That wont be necessary," Cal said. "We were just having fun with Stephanie. We would never sleep with that woman. We have to much respect for Stephanie for that."

"Then I guess we can move on to the other's," Grandma said.

I explained everything to Ram, Cal and Hal, from what Lula over heard, down to the plan we had for Joyce. They agreed eagerly, they loved to make me happy.

We worked for the next hour on the rest of the guys. Grandma had to bully Bobby, and Vince, they were really interested in Joyce for some reason. Grandma sat them straight. I don't think they will walk straight for a week. Serves them right. How could they want to sleep with that slut. Ewe. Bobby came around, and decided that my idea sounded like a lot of fun. Vince decided that he would help out since he wanted to keep his Manhood intact. Grandma threatened to cut it off if he slept with Joyce. I loved my grandma.

Hector wasn't a problem, he wouldn't be interested in Joyce at all so I didn't bother searching him out. Instead, I went to my cubical of an office, and started on a search. It was he who searched me out.

"You find everyone out, and visit, but do not visit me?" He said. He looked hurt.

"I was giving them a lesson on staying away from Joyce Barnhardt," I said. "I didn't think the lesson would be necessary for you." He looked grossed out. "Sit down, stay awhile."

"I heard grandma Mazur was here, yes," he said taking the seat I had shoved out for him.

"Yep, Tanks, taking her home right now, Lula's riding along with them," I said.

"Poor Tank, I hope grandma in back," he said. I laughed. Grandma had grabby hands. She loved to grab my Merry Men's butt's.

"I'm sure Lula called shot gun," I said. "So, you want to do me a favor?"

"Depends on favor," he said.

"I want to go shopping tomorrow, want to be my bodyguard for the trip?" I asked.

"Sure, I take you on trip, keep you safe, I'll even carry you're bags," he said smiling.

He went back to work after we agreed to meet in the garage tomorrow at 11 am, no way was I getting up before 9 at the earliest. I went back to my search, after that was finished I went up to seven with a clean note book, and stretched out on the bed. I opened it up, and titled the page. 'Revenge on Joyce.' I then continued to write my plan down, and what each guys role would be. Joyce would not be happy at the end of this, and she would wish she had never even thought about my Merry Men, or thought she could ever take Ranger. The woman was delusional. Cant say I blame her Ranger is hot, but he's also well off. To her that's like having her cake, and eating it to.

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