Lisa ran towards the Kwik-E-Mart hurriedly, several meters behind her was Millhouse also running, Lisa who actually had an athletes body, even though she sometimes doesn't realize it, wasn't out of breath at all unlike Millhouse who was gasping and wheezing after her

"Slow down Lisa!" he called" so that we can make eye contact!Ah heh hehheh"

Oh please no! Lisa thought as she finally reached the Kwik-E-Mart, without a second thought she ran into the over-priced convenience store

"No running in the Kwik-E-Mart!" Apu told her as she skidded in "cant you see I already have enough on my hands…" he gestured to Homer Simpson who had his head stuck in the microwave and was shrieking his girlish scream

"Please Apu I need to hide behind your counter from Millhouse" Lisa pleaded Apu

"Maybe if you leave a penny I will think about it" he smiled as he pushed forward his take-a-penny-leave-a-penny dish, Lisa grumbled as she searched her pockets, and then dropped a penny in the dish

"Hmm ok I am thinking about it" in the background Lisa could still hear Homer screaming

"..And?"

"Still thinking" he answered her, Lisa frowned as she got the picture, she quickly emptied her pockets from all the pennies she could find and threw them into the dish

"Oh thank you for the pennies Lisa" he grinned, and without waiting she jumped in behind the counter just a few seconds before Millhouse ran in

"No running please!" Apu sternly addressed Millhouse; who slowed down and looked around panting slightly

"Uh, Apu have you seen Lisa?" he asked, without a word Apu pushed the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny dish forward with a grin

"Hey what's this for?" Millhouse asked

Apu raised his eyebrows once then gestured to his counter with a nod of his head

"ooooh I get it" Millhouse said as realization dawned on him, then he promptly took a handful of pennies from the dish then stuffed them into his back pocket "now will you tell me where Lisa is?" he asked

Apu buried his face in one hand "oh how stupid are you!" Apu pointed angrily at the exit "put back the pennies and take your leave please!"

"Uh ah alright" Millhouse stuttered angrily as he placed the pennies back "but Lisa cant hide here forever you know!"

Crouched behind the counter Lisa gulped

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Bart looked curiously at Nelson, I don't get it Bart thought he was just fine with me this morning whys he being such a dick now? Nelson had kept his back turned to Bart since that incident; he was large, stubborn, and not easy to budge, much like a boulder. Is it because I caused him another week of detention? Bart shrugged it didn't matter if Nelson wasn't his friend today , even though that makes detention kinda boring, but Nelson was sure to be his friend again tomorrow

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Unlike Bart Nelson didn't share the same opinion, he wasn't gonna be Bart's friend tomorrow nor the next day nor the day after that, because usually when a straight bully like Nelson Muntz is faced with a gay situation he avoids it like hell, why? Because he doesn't want any bully, any nerd, anyone to think any less of him, What if they all learned of his suddenly queer attitude? What would happen then? ...Springfield would go to ruins, and that would not be that much of an exaggeration, not for Springfield U.S.A at least, he could picture it all too easily:

Smoke filled the blood-red sky, the sound of sirens and gun shots could be heard in the distance, as he ran he splashed through dirty mud and dust filled puddles, but that didn't matter all that mattered was getting away from the mob

"You can run but you can't hide!" called Lenny who was part of the angry mob

"Naw, you can hide, but we still gonna kill yah" Carl corrected his buddy

"Jesus looks down upon darn-diddly- queers!" called what used to be such a friendly neighbor-ino (not Nelsons but you get the picture)

"Wont you please think of the children" wailed Helen Lovejoy

"Hey baby were not part of da mob" shouted a man from a different mob, instead of pitchforks they wielded fashionable man purses and colorful clothes

"We just wanna talk to you" another one cooed

Nelson picked up the pace and rounded the bend where he bumped into three angry figures

"How could you man?" the tall, skinny one addressed him with tears in his eyes

"w-we used to look up to you" sobbed Dolph

"Yeah!" squeaked a blubbering Kearny

Nelson snapped out of his reverie as he heard Bart move from his seat

"Huh? Wha?" he asked

"Heh, good morning" Bart laughed " detentions over just so you know " he added with a wink, then walked out of the detention hall coolly, Nelson watched Bart walk out, more specifically he watched Bart's asset leave the room, it took Nelson a while to realize that he was checking Bart Simpson out

"Shit!" he cussed angrily.

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Lisa groaned as she peered out from behind the counter, Millhouse was still pacing in front of the Kwik-E-Mart with a dead look in his eyes, reminding Lisa of a certain Nintendo DS Link game she played once, Lisa was Link, Apu was that Sprite, and Millhouse was the drone that paced around waiting for Link to exit the safe spot so that he could kill him

"Hey! Hey no loitering in front of the Kwik-E-Mart!" Apu shouted at Millhouse while shaking his fist angrily, Millhouse stopped pacing a while to stare at Apu, then continued his silent strike

"Lisa Simpson, I'm sorry but you have to leave" Apu told Lisa much to her disappointment "he is scaring the customers" he pointed to Homer and Ralph who were looking at Millhouse shivering slightly, with frightened tears in their eyes

"Oh alright, but I'm not gonna make eye contact with him" Lisa sighed

"No, of course not, I couldn't ask that of you!" he chuckled shaking his head softly

Lisa stood up, took a deep breath, then ran out of the Kwik-E-Mart as fast as her legs could carry her, she ran past Millhouse, with one hand covering her face

"I knew you were hiding her" Millhouse shouted at Apu

"Yeah? Tell me something I don't know!" Apu shouted back, Millhouse shrugged then turned to follow Lisa but she was already out of sight

"Man she runs fast!"

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Bart sat at home helping his mom make dinner; she was hacking at carrots angrily, while Bart mashed the potatoes trying not to look at her

"I can't believe you did that!" she told him angrily

" …What's so hard to believe about it?" Bart asked after a while

"Well..." Marge started calming down "it's just that you're fourteen years old now, but you still keep doing stuff like this"

"..So?"

"So, Bart cant you grow up and be a good role model for your sisters?" she sighed

"What's the point? They don't need me" Bart shrugged as he kept mashing the potatoes

"Aw, sweetie of course they need you" Marge smiled as she tipped the carrots into the sizzling pan

"Yeah right" he sighed as he dipped his finger into the mashed potatoes for a taste

"Is my little guy worried about his relationship with his sisters?" Marge asked as she checked on the Pork chops

"Not really" Bart answered her "actually Nelson…" Bart started but was interrupted by Lisa walking in

"Hi mom, sorry I'm late" she answered breathlessly

"Welcome back" Marge smiled "and why is my little angel late?"

"Millhouse! He insists on talking to me!" Lisa answered frustratedly waving her arms around

"So, why don't you talk to him?" Marge asked

"Well I don't want him to get a kick out of it" Lisa answered putting her hands on her hips and rolling her eyes

"Hrmmmm" Marge groaned worriedly

"And I do believe I lost four pounds avoiding him" Lisa said on a lighter tone putting both palms on her stomach

"Bart, what were you saying about Nelson?" Marge asked not wanting to hear anymore of Lisa's day

"Well, when we were both at detention, I thought he was acti.." Bart started to reply

"MARGE! IS DINNER READY YET?!" Homer shouted from the living room (pretty surprising since he was just in the Kwik-E-Mart a second ago)

"IT'LL BE ON THE TABLE IN A MINUTE HOMEY!" Marge shouted in reply

"OH!" Homer shouted back

"You were saying?" Marge smiled at Bart

"Something about Nelson" Lisa reminded them, choosing now to show off her amazing memory

"Meh, I'm sure it was nothing, forget it" Bart said then walked out of the kitchen to join his old man in the living room.

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Author's notes: in this chapter I added more about Lisa and her totally unrelated side story, I know I made Millhouse creepy but that's how he always is, may I remind you from the Grift of the magi

Millhouse: "Wanna dress up like ladies!"

Heh heh heh what a nut, anyway I'm sure some of you non-gamers are wondering about which game Lisa was talking about, its "the legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass" you get to move Link as a main character; I referred to this game's bad guys because I couldn't think of a better simile.

P.S: I do hope all the characters are still in character to you, my sis keeps telling me they are, but you know... I'm sorta paranoid plus, I didn't want to disappoint you guys.

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Thank you's:

Pink Hatter walked up on stage all prettied up, her arm linked with Homers

"good evening, morning or afternoon, depending on which time zone you are in" she (which is i) started "and here is Homer Simpson, this chapters Host with all the thank you's!"

(Readers cheer*)

Homer puts on his reading glasses smartly "ok first thank you goes to maivugia A hundred thank you's especially to you, for being, the author can only assume, the first reviewer"

"And I did thank my sister!" I added

"And thank you Lyra Su I'm telling you now to save your reviews for my big part, you doll you!" Homer winked

"Actually you don't have a big part, its gonna be mostly about Bart" I said somewhat nervously

"awwwww, he always has to best me at everything!" homer moaned

"Anyway, pocketface, Teegan, and Animage a special thank you to you guys" I said getting back to the original subject

"Um where was I?" Homer asked flipping through the papers distractedly

"You're supposed to thank Masochist-Coffee" I coughed in an undertone

"Oh yeah, thank you Masochist-Coffee, your name confuses me but not as much as Pink Hatter whoo she's crazy"

"Shut up slave!" I commanded "and sorry you had to hear More of Millhouses voice in your head Masochist-Coffee"

"And thank you Zodiac Rain and Greenstarr and anyone else that was stupid enough to review this he he heh crappy fic"

"I thought I told you to shut up!" I snapped

"aghaha Greenstarr" Homer threw back his head and drooled