Ianto_Jones has changed their name.
Tosh has changed their name.
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Heya!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Hi Tosh!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: How are you feeling?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Like someone has whacked me over the head with a frying pan…
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Aha! I told you that you'd had enough, but oh no, you wouldn't listen!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Who am I to turn down free drinks?
Tosh'Techy'Sato: You'd be sensible and wouldn't have a banging headache!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: That is true :)
Tosh'Techy'Sato: So who was that guy anyway?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Which one?
Tosh'Techy'Sato: The one buying you drinks all night?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: There was two…
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Oh yeah! Two secret admirers!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: They were hardly secret! If you ask me they were being very obvious!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: You didn't seem to mind!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I was pissed, I don't think I cared at that point…
Tosh'Techy'Sato: So you were! Do you remember anything? Or is it just a blur?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Well, considering I can remember there was two guys and not one, I'm guessing on the first :)
Tosh'Techy'Sato: They were checking you out ALL night!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: They were staring, it was very unsettling!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Yet you still accepted the drinks they sent over…
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: It's a free drink not a quick shag!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: I wonder what Jack what think about you getting chatted up?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Hopefully nothing, I really can't be bothered to argue with him when I feel like shit.
Tosh'Techy'Sato: I think he deserves to feel jealous; all that prating around he does after Gwen!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Too right!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: You could have any guy (or girl) this side of Cardiff! Why just stay tied down to one man, when he clearly doesn't respect monogamy or a convention relationship!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: You know me Tosh, I could never do that. I couldn't string two people along like that; I'd feel guilty all the time! 'Sides, I wouldn't lower myself to Jack's level.
Tosh'Techy'Sato: No your above Jack! Waaaaay above! (Not in that sense)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: How did you know that I was going to read that and see it as innuendo! Ahahah! You know me to well!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: What can I say, we both said and did things last night that we didn't think the other would do!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Speaking of…why didn't you invite that bloke to our table! He was perfect for you! He was a doctor and sounded very intelligent! I couldn't understand a word he was saying!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Neither could I! I think he was trying to sound intelligent and failed!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I hate people that do that, why not just be yourself?
Tosh'Techy'Sato: My thoughts exactly! Could you imagine what our relationship would be like! I'd end up correcting him 24/7!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Same! And his dress sense didn't help either! What were they he was wearing on his feet? Espadrilles? Eww. Just. No.
Tosh'Techy'Sato: What was that thing on his head!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I have no idea! I couldn't stop looking at it though!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Creepy!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Aha! More than creepy if you ask me! What was it with guys with moustaches! Was it a facial hair night or something! Half of them looked like peados and the other half were completely mental!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: I can't believe that bar tender! He spilt that drink in your lap purposely!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Dirty bastard! He was trying to cop a feel when he was dabbing that tea towel on my trousers, l'll tell you that much!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: He was nice looking though! Did you see his muscles!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: There is more to a man than his looks Tosh…
Tosh'Techy'Sato: I know! But his were hard to miss!Especially when he was taking his top off every 5 minutes!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Were a right pair you and me!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: We should go out more often!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: As long as it's not in that place! I think I'm scared for life!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Your right! I'm definitely not taking you there again! It was like everyone in the room was eyeing you up! Not that I'm complaining though, it was nice to watch you get some attention that wasn't from Jack aha! Just shows you, you are quite a looker!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I doubt that, they were probably just drunk and wanted someone to suck them off in the toilets, which were HIGHLY insanitary by the way!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: I didn't see you go to the toilet!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Oh I did! A few times, that guy…Tommy, was that his name? (Blonde hair? Brown eyes? Guitarist?) followed me in there EVERY time!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: What did he do!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Nothing, just kept asking me out, he wouldn't take no for an answer! I said I was taken but that didn't stop him flirting! Atrociously I might add!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Ahww he was sweet though!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: He was :)
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Did you get his number?
CaptainSexy is online.
CaptainSexy: Who's number?
Tosh'Techy'Sato: The guy that was chatting Ianto up last night!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: He tried and failed.
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Not from where I was sitting! He had his hands on you every chance he got!
CaptainSexy: Who was he?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: It was nothing Jack! Really.
CaptainSexy: Doesn't sound like that to me!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: We were drunk!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Very drunk!
CaptainSexy: That's not like you guys?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: We fancied a change…
Tosh'Techy'Sato: You said it :)
CaptainSexy: Why wasn't I invited?
Tosh'Techy'Sato: I'll let Ianto answer that one…
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Thanks Tosh!...Jack isn't it obvious?
CaptainSexy: No?
Tosh'Techy'Sato: What Ianto is trying to say is that we wanted a night out, away from work and away from your constant flirting with Yan.
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Not that I'm complaining about the flirting part ;)
CaptainSexy: Good, that's what I like to hear!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Besides, you'd have probably chatted up everyone in sight and we'd have to deal with the repercussions!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: We'll invite you next time :)
CaptainSexy: I would not chat everyone up! Only the hot ones ;)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Which I would beat off with a stick if I have to!
CaptainSexy: Mmm, I'd like to see that!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: You would! Do you ever stop?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: We'll take that as a no! AHA!
CaptainSexy: Careful, I might just let Janet out for a little trip to the archives…
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: You wouldn't dare!
CaptainSexy: You know how much she loves paper!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Yeah, but she loves eating you even more! Ahaha!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: I think that's 1-0!
CaptainSexy: What can I say? I'm just that delicious!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: *Rolls Eyes*
Tosh'Techy'Sato: *Does a Ianto Eye Roll*
CaptainSexy: Never mind friends! You two are like twins!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I bet you'd like that wouldn't you! You dirty old man!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: HAHAHAHA!
CaptainSexy: I'm hurt!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: 2-0!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Ahw well, you'll live!
CaptainSexy: I will! Forever and ever and everrrrrrrr!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Scary thought!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I don't think even the future is ready for the likes of Jack Harkness!
CaptainSexy: Don't forget the 'Captain' part!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: How could we forget! You only remind us every 5 seconds!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: *Imaginary High Five*
Tosh'Techy'Sato: *Imaginary High Five Back*
CaptainSexy: It's like you've forgotten I exist :(
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: No one could forget you Jack!
CaptainSexy: Ahw thanks Yan!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: I think he meant that in a sarcastic way…
CaptainSexy: When does he not?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Thanks for that! And just for that comment your getting your morning coffee last!...well that and the fact that I'm not up to your antics today…
Tosh'Techy'Sato: He's got a hangover…
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Yeah thanks Tosh, why don't you tell the rest of the team, I'm sure they'll be dying to know!
CaptainSexy: They would actually! Have you got any pictures?
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Of course! But for my own safety I'm keeping them well hidden!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: You didn't look that bad!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Thanks a lot Ianto!
CaptainSexy: I think she meant because you'd kill her…'very slowly' if I recall?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I don't remember that bit!
CaptainSexy: That's because you were sleeping on the sofa for half an hour whilst Tosh was trying to wake you up! She gave up after 10 and tried to resist my charms!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: His charms in getting me to show him the pictures that is! Cheeky!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I'm a very deep sleeper :)
CaptainSexy: Mmm, I love it when you talk dirty!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Jesus Jack! Your insatiable you are!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I think he takes that as a compliment. Why do think I've stopped telling him off?
CaptainSexy: I can't help it if you look very sexy when you're angry!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: You find everything sexy!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: At least he's not as bad as Captain Hart! He found Poodles appealing! I mean….seriously!
CaptainSexy:There's no stopping him! Let me tell ya!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Yeah, thanks for that Jack, we really wanted to know!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Sarcasm to the max!
CaptainSexy:It's just because he's jealous ;)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Huh! Jealous of a poodle loving masochist! Oh yeah, sign me up!
CaptainSexy:I wouldn't sign you up, I'd tie you up ;)
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Thanks for that Jack…
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: That's if I didn't tie you up first ;)
CaptainSexy:Ooh! Playing hard-to-get! I like it!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Give me strength!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Mowhaha!
CaptainSexy:So when are you going out next? I thought I could tag along…you know be the designated driver and all that…
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: No.
CaptainSexy:Why not!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I don't even think that question needs an answer!
CaptainSexy:No one invites me to anything :(
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Maybe he can come once, see how it goes?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Are you kidding! He's playing the sympathy card!
CaptainSexy:I wouldn't know about the sympathy card, ive never had to use it ;)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Until now ;)
CaptainSexy:Have I told you how much I love it when you wink?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: No, but you've told me now ;)
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Okaaaay!
CaptainSexy:So does that mean I can come along?
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Ianto?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Alright, you can come along, but you're on your BEST behaviour!
CaptainSexy:I can be good!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: And no over-excessive flirting!
CaptainSexy:You're only saying that 'cos you want me all to yourself!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: In your dreams…
CaptainSexy:Oh, you are in my dreams! I won't tell you the details though, Tosh might blush!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Yeah, thanks for that! That's all I need on a Sunday morning!
CaptainSexy:What can I say? I am a gentleman after all!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: If I was drinking coffee at this point, it's safe to say I would have spat it out!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Me too!
CaptainSexy:What? I can be a gentleman!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Whatever you say Jack ;)
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Hehe!
CaptainSexy:I'll show you!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I can barely wait!
CaptainSexy:Thank me later ;)
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Riiiiight! Okay guys, I better be going, Owen's moaning about technical difficulties…joy!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: You love it really ;)
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Careful you! Wouldn't want those photos to fall into the wrong hands!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: *Zips Mouth Closed*
CaptainSexy:I wanted to use that!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: What?
CaptainSexy:Ianto's sexy mouth ;)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: They'll be none of that today, sir ;)
CaptainSexy:You know what that does to me!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Mowhahaha!
Tosh'Techy'Sato: Okay then, Chuckle Brothers! I'll take to you later Yan! Byeee :)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Bye!
CaptainSexy:Bye Tosh!
Tosh'Techy'Sato is offline.
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I better go too, looks like Gwen needs some coffee, her arms are failing around like a chimpanzee!
CaptainSexy:You naughty, you know that?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Why thank you Captain!
CaptainSexy:Can you bring me my coffee now, pleeeaaaase?
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Depends, are you gunna make much noise?
CaptainSexy:Not unless you want me to ;)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I swear you have a book of innuendos hidden in your desk!
CaptainSexy:Nope, I'm just that good ;)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Right, see you in 10 :)
CaptainSexy:Okay, if I must…
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I could always go down into the archives and bring your coffee up later…?
CaptainSexy:I wouldn't dream of it!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Ha! I know that! Even in the dream world your doing nothing other than having sex!
CaptainSexy:Oh, but there was one dream when we had sex in the archives!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Never gunna happen.
CaptainSexy:Why not!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Because it took me years to correctly order and files those documents!
CaptainSexy:I'll help you put them back!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Yeah right! You'd get bored after 5 minutes and start writing rude words on the post-its and hide them for me to find!
CaptainSexy:I did that ONE time! And it wasn't in the archives!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Still counts.
CaptainSexy:You loved them though! I saw your smirk!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: That wasn't an 'appreciative' smirk! It was an 'annoyed' smirk!
CaptainSexy:Yeah, yeah! See you in 10!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: If I'm not too busy…
CaptainSexy:I'm the boss; I can make you miraculously un-busy!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Mm, I like the way you think Captain!
CaptainSexy:And that's not all you like ;)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: C ya in 10 :)
CaptainSexy:Byeeeee Handsome!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: That's harassment sir!
CaptainSexy:If that's harassment then I give you permission to punish me as you please ;)
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: I might just take you up on that ;)
CaptainSexy:Please do!
Ianto'CoffeeKing'Jones: Bye Jack…
CaptainSexy:Bye Yantoooooooo!
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