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CHAPTER 2: Insanity

Draco's POV

Me. Draco Malfoy. The king of Slytherin, heir to the Malfoy fortune and the amazing bouncing ferret. What was I doing roaming around Hogwarts at the peak of midnight? Let's rewind a bit to see.

"Ah... and . Please do take a seat. Care for some lemon drops?", asked our... "jolly" headmaster. "No sir, but please do inform us of the reason we are here in your ...um... comfortable office", replied the buck-toothed Gryffindor. As annoying as the little miss know-it-all was, you would think she possessed the face to make up for it...but no. She was lacking in both departments. She was the most hideous creature I had ever acquainted with. Well... third hideous after Crabbe and Goyle since the two seriously needed a visit to Margo's Beauty Shop.

Before Granger could rant more about the prediactment we were in, Dumbledore sensing the trouble, rose from his seat and began. "You see and ..." "See what headmaster...what are you showing us? Are we going to see Peter Pan...oh I love Peter Pan...wait or are you going to show me Granger's hideous face...no headmaster i shall cower my eyes as thy cannot behold a scene as unpleasant as this... MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS DUMBLEDORE, MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS...AHHHH...SHE'S COMING CLOSER...AHHHH SAVE ME MOMMY...NO!" All I heard, after my screams were dissipated, the sound of roaring laughter. I opened my eyes to see Dumbledore rolling on the floor with laughter...quite literally. When I turned towards Granger I saw her almost tear up because of the intensity she was giggling with.

I glared at both and sat down in a cool demeanour, waiting for the two to stop that hideous noise echoing from thier throats. What could I do...the prospect of having Granger's face so close to mine made me respond with a shiver. "AHAHAHA...little Malfoy is scared...AHAHAHAHA...he wants..HAHA...his HAHAHA...mommy!", shrieked Granger in that annoying voice of her's. "Granger get a grip on yourself. You look even more hideous...if that's even possible" I retorted, hoping it would be a good comeback. Boy, I seriously was losing the Slytherin in me...what was happening? "Your Mommy..HAHAHA",choked out Granger in her snotty voice. This was it. I had had enough. "I DID NOT CALL MY MOMMY...I mean mother... Mommy is...uh... the name of...my stuffed bunny." I mentally slapped myself 5820198485 times, drowned myself 4923984201 times, and cried 1344 times. Stuffed bunny? Really Malfoy...WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THAT SLYTHERIN CHARM?

Now I had done. All hell broke lose...that is to say that Granger and Dumbledore had gone completely bonkers. Their laugh was so piercing, it almost got me to call 's. To say they had gone mental was an understatement. After 25 minutes (I was silently counting) thier laughter subsidued and Dumbledore once again, after a huge show of getting up from the granite floor, resumed his talking. "As I was saying, You see and ...no I am not going to show you anything, it was just a phrase." I then turned my head around to face Granger and gave her a very hard and long glare. Fortunately it worked as she did not utter a single word of the...(let's call it incident for now)...the incident.

"I have been consulting all the teachers here at Hogwarts. They always seem to have quite interesting things to say about your relationship. Although you two are the top students in all classes, you two have a certain...disliking for each other", said Dumbledore. I raised my hand high in the air and waited for Dumbledore to see it. After several annoying moments, he finally acknowledged my hand and impatiently waited for me to begin. "Professor we do not possess a disliking for each other", I exclaimed. I waited a few seconds to build suspense and then added, "We detest each other. I hate Granger more than I hate anything else in the world. She is hideous and have you seen the rat's nest resting on her head? She call's it hair. Ha! And then you would think that she doesn't have the face so she would atleast compensate for it by being a tolerable person. But no...no she is the biggest know-it all I have ever known!" Serves Granger right for laughing at me.

When, out of the corner of my eye, I took a glance at her, I knew she was infuriated. I also knew I wasn't going to be allowed to say all these obscenities without any exclaimation from Granger. Yup I was right. " You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!", she bellowed. " You think you are so smart and handsome..." "Uh-h-h Granger I dont think, I know I am smart and handsome", I smirked. "I disagree! You look like a ferret, smell like a ferret, and think like one too. Beware Malfoy I might just punch you like I did in third year." Now it was Granger's turn to smirk. How dare she mention that...that unfourtunate situation. I was beginning to see red and had just started my retort when Dumbledore, tired of our rant, interfered.

"You do see now what I was talking about. The professors and students have grown tired of this behaviour and wish to put a stop to it. I have, from my great mind... , miss granger do you need those lemon drops? They do wonders subsiduing the cough you have now suddenly possessed. As I was saying...what was I saying?", said Dumbledore as he sat on his high chair. " Oh Professor you were just telling us about that incident you had with Madame Promfrey. The one with the rotten bananas!" I stared at Granger with unbearable intensity. Had she, miss goody two shoes, just lied to a Professor? I felt like I had dropped into a parallel universe. "Yes ofcourse, ofcourse... ah so it all started when I woke up one morning and shimmied my way to The Hospital Wing. Oh how forgetful that Poppy is. She forgot about the promise I had made her to eat some bananas together on top of the Astromnomy Tower.",said Dumbledore in a dreamy voice. Me and Granger looked at each other and silently began to laugh. It was the first time we were actually laughing with each other. I guess Granger did not look so bad when she wasn't gigglign like a maniac and had a decent smile on her face. DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY...DID YOU JUST SAY GRANGER DOES NOT LOOK BAD WHEN SHE IS SMILING?! WHAT IS HAPPENING...I JUST DID NOT SAY THAT ABOUT THAT UGLY TROLL...well, she isn't really an ugly troll...AH STOP YOU SOFT SIDE OF ME, GRANGER IS UGLY AND SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD WHEN SHE SMILES! Two pairs of head turned towards me looking deeply confused. Guess I had just said that out loud...Oops?

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