Author's Note: Here's your second chapter.
Sometimes, it Sucks to:
Experience Culture Shock.
Today, some cuccos escaped from the item storage. Apparently, it was because someone left the door open. They were now wandering around the mansion, and one just so happened to make it's way into Ike's room.
"Oh look, a chicken! And at the right time, too! I was getting hungry..."
Suddenly, Link barged through the door.
"IKE STOP DON'T TOUCH IT!"
"W-Why not?"
"That's not a regular chicken, it's a cucco. If you hurt it, I... I don't want to explain anymore. Just, please trust me!"
"I'm sure it can't do much outside of matches. Who cares?"
"I do! As a friend, I have the rights to tell you to stop this insta-"
It was too late. He had already grabbed his sword, and hit the cucco. It all seemed to happen in slow motion.
"Woah, where did they come from?"
"Ike... No... What have you done?"
The next day...
"Attention, smashers! This is a special announcement! As you may have noticed, some cuccos have escaped yesterday. I figured you all know not to touch them, but it appears that I was wrong. The person or persons who were responsible for this shall immediately head to my office! If you don't... I'm letting Crazy Hand host all of tomorrow's matches. Thank you."
Author's Note: I'm leaving it all up to you to guess who left that door open.