The same Mexican guy walked down an alleyway, again smoking a joint. He noticed another body on the ground covered in blood. He decided to loot his body again, this time taking his pants because there was no wallet. He called the police again.
Back in the hospital Bobo awoke from his Coma. The doctor came in again, this time he wasn't so happy. AIDs will do that to a person.
"You again". He said grumpily. "What is it with you, you've been out cold for another three weeks now."
"I dunno" said Bobo in reply "I guess I'm just out of shape…"
"Well.. do you want something to eat?" the doctor asked
"No, I can't eat. I have to lose weight."
"Okay, sounds like a safe enough means to do so" said the doctor. Bobo stood up again and this time threw the doctor on top of the dead guy. "AHA!" exclaimed the doctor, "that is where you're wrong! He isn't dead, the test results came in!" But it didn't matter because Bobo had left.
Bobo decided the best way to get into shape would be to play a Nintendo Wii. To get the money to buy it as well as a new pair of pants he found a Mexican guy smoking and mugged him. He took his pants as well as a wallet full of money and a Driver's License with his picture on it. He didn't look at it unfortunately and threw it out, keeping the cash instead.
He went into his local Target and bought a game system, the line up took a while though because the employee was busy on the phone "No ma'am, I can't come to your house for 100 to play with your kids, that's just out of the question. If they like interactive things buy some fucking board games or something". He left with this system and determined an Internet Café would do nicely to start his work out.
He hooked his Wii up to the system and began playing Wii Sports. After four hours of playing he decided that you'd need to play the Wii for five fucking millenniums before losing a single pound and that all you people who think you get exercise from a Wii can FUCK.RIGHT.OFF. Note: I personally own a Wii and am a crazy Nintendo fan.
He left his Wii where it was and called Jenny Craig. After about five minutes in there he left and had replaced 60 pounds of fat with 30 pounds of muscle. The law of conservation of mass doesn't apply to him, nor to Chuck Norris.
He returned to the internet café only to see a load of retards staring at him.
"Holy ssssshshhhhhhhhhhitttssssss" said a nerd through his braces. "It's fushcking dragonknightmasterninjawarriorslayervardenharrypotter555jk0999 from runschape!