Wibbly-wobbly, Timy-wimy Chatroom

by Adelaide Noble

Clara makes an IM chat with the Twelfth Doctor who ads the TARDIS who takes down the firewall preventing communication between universes and ads everyone else. In the chat, the Doctors and companions argue, talk, share stories and reconnect.

2. Chapter 2

Wibbly-wobbly, Timy-wimy Chatroom

A/N: Here we are, Chapter 2.

Chapter Two: Captain Jack Has Entered The Building!

8:00 PM

**TenthDoctor has signed on.**

TenthDoctor: Who's all here?

therealrose: just me i think.

TenthDoctor: I missed you…We never did get to Barcelona, did we?

therealrose: thats alright, we saw plenty of other stuff. i mean, daleks and cybermen and a reality bomb….most people dont get 2 see that.

TenthDoctor: Still…

therealrose: what'd u do? after i had 2 leave?

TenthDoctor: Oh, you know me. Travelled the universe.

therealrose: that was strange, with donna… and she doesn't remember anything?

TenthDoctor: No.

therealrose: and captain jack… hows he?

TenthDoctor: I don't know. We could find out.

**TenthDoctor has added CaptJack to this conversation**

**CaptJack has signed on.**

CaptJack: hey doc

therealrose: hello Jack! :)

CaptJack: rose?

therealrose: its me

CaptJack: Hey Rose! how u been?

therealrose: im alrigght. How are u?

CaptJack: o same old same old. i work 4torchwood

therealrose: so do i!

CaptJack: oh really?

therealrose: yeah

**RiverSong has signed on.**

RiverSong: hello

CaptJack: hey. who r u again?

RiverSong: Professor River Song. And you?

CaptJack: cap'n jack harkness at ur servic

RiverSong: You're the one who can't die?

**EleventhDoctor, Oswin, amypond & TwelfthDoctor have signed on.**

TwelfthDoctor: He's the one who can't spell.

EleventhDoctor: Pond! I missed you!

RiverSong: Hello sweetie.

amypond: Doctor? River? I missed you to Doctor who made this chat and why did i find a laptop sitting on the kitchen table this morning?

CaptJack isn't it obvious? u got a present! and sweety? u with the doc prof song?

RiverSong: I'm his wife.

EleventhDoctor: Captain Jack Harkness, you're here too?

CaptJack: its not a party unless im here doc. u regenerated?

EleventhDoctor: Yeah and I still wasn't ginger. I didn't leave the computer, Amelia, you know I can't come to New York to visit you.

CaptJack: oh really prof song better watch

RiverSong: That's my mother.

therealrose: lol what're u doing jack?

CaptJack: having a bit o fun

CaptJack: and having a chat with a prof. i like profs. Wanna hang out sometime? the last prof i was with…

TenthDoctor: *interupting and deleting last message* We don't need to hear that story.

CaptJack: jealous?

TenthDoctor: no.

TwelfthDoctor: Jack stop being a pudding brain.

CaptJack: u regenerated again? how many of u r there?

Oswin: He changed into a grey-haired stick insect.

CaptJack: he must have changed in2 a pudding brain

TwelfthDoctor: Currently, I am in my fourteenth incarnation. There are four of me in this chat. That's more than enough to outwit you.

Oswin: Don't go on another rant…

TARDIS: She's the pudding brain.

CaptJack: the tardis? wat kind of alien tech made this happen?

TenthDoctor: The TARDIS was added to the chat.

therealrose: gotta go mum's going out and tony's just started walking. bye :)

CaptJack: rose had a child?! y didn't they tell me?

TenthDoctor: She couldn't.

therealrose: no i din't have a kid my mum did with my dad whos still around here

CaptJack: confusing

EleventhDoctor: You think that's bad, try looking at River's timeline.

RiverSong: What's wrong with my timeline?

amypond: lots of things its all out of order for one

RiverSong: That's true.

TwelfthDoctor: It's unintelligible to pudding brains like him over there. *indicates Jack*

CaptJack: so you DIDNT have a kid? wanna hang out sometime? sure torchwood has something i can use 2 get there

TenthDoctor: no no no no NO! I told you, any more interdemensional travel and you could potentially blow a hole in the space time continuum.

EleventhDoctor: already done that.

amypond: yeah we had to reset the universe on the day before my wedding day speaking of which, where's Rory? Roryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

**rorytheroman has signed on.**

**therealrose has signed off.**

rorytheroman: yes?

amypond: i was just wondering where you were. no need to glare at me like that.

rorytheroman: Amy if anyone sees the laptops it could cause a paradox probably.

EleventhDoctor: Rory! Good to see you.

TwelfthDoctor: and this whole conversation could cause a thousand paradoxes.

RiverSong: But it hasn't.

TenthDoctor: No, we've been lucky.

**CaptJack has posted a link to this chat on Facebook.**

rorytheroman: oh no…

amypond: bad idea.

RiverSong: Oh, sweetie…

CaptJack: wat?

Oswin: That was a bad idea. You know, when you consider the fact that the snob box over there took down the inter-universal communications thing.

TARDIS: I am not a snob box!

CaptJack: its just Facebook.

EleventhDoctor: JUST FACEBOOK?! Will it be just Facebook when it blows a hole in time?

CaptJack it isn't going to blow a hole in time. i only have 1000 friends. i deleted the other 2000

**TARDIS has removed CaptJack & Oswin from this conversation.**

TwelfthDoctor: Add her back.

TARDIS: Not until she admits I'm not a snob box.

**HrhQueenElizabethIi requests entrance to the chat.**

amypond: he's friends with the queen on Facebook?

RiverSong: The Doctor and i had tea with her once.

EleventhDoctor: Oh yeah! I remember that! You nearly got arrested.

rorytheroman: What did you do?

RiverSong: Nothing, Father.

amypond: Doctor what did River do?

EleventhDoctor: She stole the Queen's ring.

RiverSong: I was going to give it back. I just wanted to replicate it…

**CaptJack requests entrance to the chat.**

**DrMarthaJones requests entrance to the chat.**

**PresidentBarackObama requests entrance to the chat.**

EleventhDoctor: She didn't know that.

TenthDoctor: I've never received so many messages in my life?

amypond: that CaptJack guy?

TenthDoctor: Yep.

**Oswin requests entrance to the chat.**

**TARDIS has permanently banned Oswin from the chat.**

EleventhDoctor: That wasn't nice. Come on, old girl, we can figure it out. That's Clara. She's never done anything to you.

TwelfthDoctor: Anything lasting.

TARDIS: I am not a snob box and I will not tolerate being called one.

RiverSong: She can't apologize if you don't let her back in.

**MattSmith requests entrance to the chat.**

EleventhDoctor: Who's Matt Smith?

**TARDIS has added DrMarthaJones to this conversation.**

TARDIS: We don't need Clara. Martha will be a good stray.

TenthDoctor: I've already traveled with Martha.

TARDIS: Sorry. Well she's here now.

**DrMarthaJones has signed on.**

**KarenGillan, PeterCapaldi, pcgwen & JohnBarrowman request entrance to the chat**

RiverSong: It won't stop until we add him back in.

amypond: i'm starting to think so.

TenthDoctor: I'll do it.

*TenthDoctor has added CaptJack to this conversation.**

DrMarthaJones: Doctor?

TenthDoctor: Martha! How are you?

DrMarthaJones: Oh I'm alright. I got married.

CaptJack: i told them 2 com and talk about alien stuff

TenthDoctor: I'm going to kill you.

CaptJack: o come on there weren't that many requests!

amypond: no but the queen wanted to join.

CaptJack: really?

TenthDoctor: And the president of America.

CaptJack: really? he must ave liked me more than i tthought.

rorytheroman: guys? The chat's lagging.

amypond: yeah and it isn't us. the wifi here is surprisingly good.

TwelfthDoctor: I hope it's good. You're on TARDIS wifi.

amypond: oh thanks TARDIS

TARDIS: You're welcome. See? Wouldn't you rather the orangey girl than that other one?

TwelfthDoctor: I can't choose.

TARDIS: That's a pity.

TwelfthDoctor: Will you please unban Clara? She created the group. Without her it will collapse.

TARDIS: Fine, fine.

**TARDIS has unbanned and re-added Oswin to this conversation.)

Oswin: That was uncalled for!

EleventhDoctor: We've already been over it, Clara.

TwelfthDoctor: And Captain Jack is going to stop being a pudding brain and delete his headbook post.

Oswin: It's Facebook.

TwelfthDoctor: Same thing.

CaptJack: fine fine. why cant we add gwen? she's with torchwood

TwelfthDoctor: Because we can't.

**We're sorry, but the TARDIS TimeMessage server has experienced an error and all users have been disconnected while the problem is fixed.**

10:00 PM

**TwelfthDoctor &Oswin have signed on.**

Oswin: She kicked us out!

TwelfthDoctor: Yes. Yes she did. And since when has there been a TimeMessage system?

Oswin: I don't know.

TARDIS: TimeMessage was thought up on March 4, The Year That Never Was, by the Master. TimeMessage Was created by the Master and implemented into the TARDIS system by the Master.

2:02 AM

**1234123412341234 has signed on.**

2:20 AM

**1234123412341234 has signed off.**