Chapter 2, Chuckie
Well guys I'm here, even though I don't think this is such a good idea, once again, I'm up way past my bedtime, thanks to Tommy having to take us on another big adventure, and getting us into big trouble. But this was no ordinary aventure, this time, he gotted Taffy involved, and it turndid into our bedtime story. Of course, I'm not so sure if our bedtime story is such a good idea neither. I mean, look at this Fan Fiction website thing on the compooper. Peoples writing stories about us? And I thought our aventures on TV were enough. Well, after checking out some of your stories, some of them were really good. But there are others, that are well, uh, well, they're bad.
I'll admit, you guys do a pretty good job of displaying me as a character. I'll always be a bit nervous, and ascared of things, no matter how old I get, and you guys do a good job of that part, but you also do a good job of another thing too. You guys help me to overcome my fears and be really brave when I've gots to be. I think my favoritest stories on here, are one done by PerkyGoth14 called Childhood Romance, where I get to learn about my firstest mommy. I had no idea that she later became Fifi, and it was neat seeing her as a child, before I was borndid. And anything written by this guy named TheUnkownAuthor is really good, cuz I'm the main character. However, they haven't posted anything in a while, as we had to go a ways back through the pages on the compooper to read their stuff. However, there is one story on here that does disturb me. I forgetted who wrote it, but it was labeled as a horror story, and anything labeled as horror, is just, too scary to begin with, and is not safe. Well in this story, I think it was called Chuckie the Homicidal Maniac, and it was by somebody named sidios, I become a killer, and seems I killed Tommy, and lived in this abandoned house, where I make friends with a statue or picture or something. I was olderer in that story, and I didn't like it, at all! I became mean, and I could never become mean. I care about Tommy too much to ever wanna hurt him. Sure, we may get mad at each other sometimes, but we'll never stop being bestest friends, and that's a promise, I can keep forever and ever. And another one I didn't like much, was this one where we meet up with the characters from this game called Yu-Gi-O. Another one where I appear as an olderer person, and the worstest part about this story, is not only does my bestest friend abandon me, but so does my sister! Just thinking about that story makes me cry.
I agree with Tommy. I think we should just, be presented at our bestest, as babies, even though I'm not always at my bestest, seems we don't at times, make very good growed ups, and if this were a story with our reactions to our time on TV, I'd go into that, but it's not, so I'll stop right there. Now, for when you guys make me play wedding and get married to the other babies and some of the big kids. Firstest of all, I can understand why you guys might put me together with Lil. We did play wedding in that one episode where Angelica had us get married, and it was fun being stucked together with Lil, till we started missing Tommy and Phil, so all decided to get married. And you know what guys? Maybe me and Lil getting together later on in life wouldn't be so bad! We do get along pretty good, and she is quite nice, even if she does eat icky bugs a lot, she at least doesn't make me eat them, so I'm fine with that.
Another person you guys have me marry sometimes is Susie. I know of one story anyways where I'm with Susie, and she is sweet and all, but would I ever really marry her? Sorry Susie, but I don't know if I would marry you. You are biggerer than me after all, but if I couldn't be with Lil, and had to be with somebody I've known mostest of my life, you'd be it. I'd surely pick you over someone else that many of you have fun pairing me with, that I am greatly bothered by.
Lots of you on this website thingy have fun pairing me with Angelica. Firstest of all, let me ask you guys some questions. Do you think I'd wanna be paired together with the girl who's always picking on me? The girl who claims there's a monster under my bed? The girl who claims I'm gonna get sucked down the drain? The girl who claims I'm allergic to my sister cuz every time she's around me, I sneeze? And the girl who even after she saved my life, makes me her slave, cuz it's the rule? I have only one answer to all of these questions, and it's the firstest word I said to the growed ups. No! Sorry, but if I married Angelica, I think I'd have nightscares for the rest of my life. Nightscares are no fun, and they're already no fun when Angelica isn't lying in bed nextest to me at night. I don't need to have nightscares, and wake up to my worstest nightscare, staring me in the face. Sorry, but I'd rather eat a batch of Susie's yucky green blocks she makes in her Easy Cook Oven that taste like cat poop, before ever marrying Angelica, and that's saying something.
It's nice to know that Celrock doesn't pair me up with Angelica, and sorry Celrock, but all I've gots in my pockets is some fuzzy stuff, which wouldn't be a lot of fun to give you, and my little moon shaped rock, and sorry, but I need that rock, I don't really wanna give it away.
Now, I happen to know about this Nicole person I start to like in that series where we're all growed up. I actually like being paired with her for a couple of reasons. One, I meet her laterer in life, so I'm not around her for as long as I was with peoples like Susie and Lil, and two, we never really had a foother together on the show, heck, I don't even think I gotted my firstest kiss on that show, so it's nice to see out here on this Fan Fiction thing, that I find someone to marry and be happy with as a growed up.
So, ok, maybe at first, I thought this site wasn't such a good idea, but the more I read and talk to you guys about it, the more I'm starting to like it. I'm glad to know that you guys have created a beautiful friendship with me, and I look forward to more stories, provided Taffy continues to run out of bedtime stories for us, and brings us back up here another night to read more of you guys stuff.
I believe I'll let Phil and Lil have their turns at telling you guys what they think, and at least this time, they're each gots their own chapters, so I don't gots to listen to them argue over who's gonna go firstest.