I know i said i wanted a certain amount or reviews but since this is the end, im gonna be fair. I minght do a sequel, but right now i'm too busy, you can use the base idea for a story of your own but not my people or situations.

and, oh poo, i forgot to do a disclaimer. nothings mine, but thats obvious. only the situation belongs to me,and jason, jason's character is all mine.

Wolf brother part two.

"Uh, I don't suppose you'd accept the story about how the candy floss monster ate your brain and you remember things that never happened, so now you think I know all about that stuff when really I don't?" I asked hopefully.

There was complete silence for about forty five seconds, and the house seemed to explode with laughter. Emmett, rolling around on the floor, seemed to think it was funny enough to brake the door open with his nose, 'cos he fell on it by accident when he was laughing.

I blushed bright red and looked at my feet.

"U, no, I don't think I'll accept that" Edward smiled crookedly. I swear my heart stopped, started and then picked up double pace, racing in my chest. Edward's grin slipped into smirk mode as he heard my traitorous heart.

I sighed and then started to explain how I knew. Which was mostly because of my best friend, Jacob, who told me as much as he could, and then I figured it out, 'cos I'm smart like that.

When I had finished, everyone was silent, my brother quietly brooding in the corner, muttering something about stupid kid sisters and giant water melons that ate…spoons?

Okay, lets ignore the crazy brother for now.

Edward glanced at Jason and shook his head slowly, he'd properly heard him talking about the water melons.

I was so bored. Everyone was busy now that the drama was over. So I did what any, sane, respectable, cool teenager would do.

"OMG, I'M BEING ATTCKED BY A GIANT LLAMA!" I yelled, running around in circles with socks on my ears, a tutu around my neck and a blindfold in the shape of a llama over my eyes.

Consequently, I ran into Edward.

He pulled the blind fold off and just stared at me. Like everyone else was doing. Blinking, I looked back at him, then poked my tongue out and yelled "Banana killer" at him, then ran up to a random bedroom, hid in the closet and talked to a pair of lonely dungarees.

Soon enough, Emmett joined us and we all had a tea party. We talked about the latest dungaree trends, and how cool their hair was. Which was hard because dungarees have no hair…but that's besides the point.

I fell asleep in the closet and Emmett actually left me there! When I questioned him about it later, he just said that the dungarees didn't like to be in the dark on their own. I agreed it wouldn't be fair and we skipped to the fish and chip shop, where I ate, then annoyed Emmett for a while. Alls fair in love and dungarees.

1 year later.

One, I'm now a werewolf.

Two, I'm engaged to Edward.

Three, I will get married wearing dungarees.

Four, because I'm a werewolf, it means that while vampires are around, I get to be yound for as long as it takes to kill me.

So, yay, I got my happy ending.

This is the end of this story because I really can't be bothered to write anything else on it. Sorry, maybe I'll write a sequel to this when I've finished my other stories and my course work.

By the way, in my Shakespeare oral exam, I got an A! I'm really happy.