BirdZilla: okay, second ch here, and I so far only have two reviews….T-T (crouches in the corner of room drawing circles in the dust)
Jazz: oh cheer up! You got something!(from me….)
Char: yeah, from me too…
Mika: that wasyou two? O.o…. And you Char go and tell her that she needs to send it to you for spelling correction? That's a little harsh… (Whispers) you know she can't spell to save her life, but you don't have to point it out to everyone like that!
Char: I do what I do, and unless you want me to unleash the fury of Garra on you…
Jazz and Mika: we understand!
Jazz: by the way Mika, how did you escape from Garra last ch?
Mika: without your help, that's how! (Glares at jazz)Nah…. Just set up a duct-tape trap, worked like a charm… corse' he escaped later, but I bought some time, I wonder where he is now….?
BirdZilla: all right! That is enough! We shall push on with the next chapter!
Day two, special of the day; lasagna
As usual Mika was the first to show up (again feeling rather like a goody-two-shoes) followed by Jazz then Char and then Garra.
The Sunday morning was quite as the only customer was Lelouch who was sitting in the back corner of the café reading a book, completely un-aware that Jazz and Mika were drinking in the site of one of the rare hot guy appearances in the crazy coffee bean.
To be fare, there were some other hot guys… but a lot of them turned out to be dirty scum, and womanizers, flirts, and generally people they despised who had created some kind of damage to them, and the shop.
'Ohh, isn't he so cute!' sighed Jazz her right hand cupping her face, while the other supported her on the desk
'Yeah, but it's a total pity he's a bent on getting revenge, it's the same here all the time when it comes to hot guys' Mika said her tone almost depressed, this was one topic that was usually perused on Sunday mornings, and it hardly ever ended well, depending which one got in first
'Yeah, not only that but there is always a leading or shadow female character that is totally got claim over them.' Jazz said bitterly, this topic drove Char mad, but this time she was too far away to hear what they were saying, so Mika and Jazz thought it safe to peruse it in their boredom
'Mmm, Alphonse Elric has no claim over him…' Mika said with a sly smile, Al was her soft spot, because he was sooooo cute! Just like a kitten, and she just wanted to hug him! Which she almost did one day when he had so modestly come up to the front desk to apologize for the Mickey-Fit his brother threw, amour or no amour! He was adorable no matter what!
'Ugh, you've got it bad don't you?' Jazz said rolling her eyes
The door-bell jingled and the two girls turned to the newly arrived person
'Talking about good looking guys and their faults- here comes Mister Womanizer.' Muttered Mika to Jazz who nodded fiercely before leaving for the kitchen as Roy Mustang approached the desk
'Gloves- tray.' She instructed straightening up
'Of course.' He said with that trade mark smirk of his as he placed his ignition cloth gloves in the tray marked "Weapons"
'What would you like to order?' Mika asked flatly, feeling everyone's eyes on her in the room (except for Lelouch, that book must be really interesting)
'Come now, cheer up it's a beautiful day!' he said flashing his award winning smile at her, which just made her madder, what the hell was his problem? Stooping so low as to hit on a girl who was underage, Ugh! What a cradle snatcher! Yuck!
'I honestly don't know who to put at the top of my most annoying list of freaking flirts, you Miroku or Shigure. Now order or get out!' she had almost reached her limit with people like him!
'Heh, Eggs Benedict thanks.' he said with a charming smile taking the number off her and gliding off to a seat
'At least he's got class unlike those bumbling buffoons.' She muttered, thinking of Miroku and the like, passing the order to Jazz.
'Ya know what? We should teach him a lesson.' Jazz muttered, glaring in his direction while he flashed a smile
'What are we gonna do? It's not like we have the devious brain of Edward, who might I add, would love to be in on this.' There had been many times where she and other customers had teamed up to strike back at those that had caused them pain, it usually ended in some carnage, so the boss had asked them to not go over the top next time. which was weird, cuz' a normal boss would have totally yelled at them, then fired them, and put a restraining order on some people….. But then again, this isn't a normal job…
'I dunno, but it's sickening when we have to watch him flirt all lunch when more female customers arrive, there must be someone one on your contact list that can help?' Mika kept an extensive contact list of regular customers who she used as black mail for most other customers who were being pains-in-the-asses, it worked, because there was a couple of times where she actually followed up on the threat, and eventually word got round to take Mika seriously when she made these threats.
Mika turned around and pulled out a list of all her contacts, which were a good two pages long.
'Hmmm, no, that's too dangerous… no, the boyfriend will defiantly come back to get revenge….No, haven't talked to him since the chili sauce accident…Nah, she'll just go overboard….GAH! There's no one here who will help!'
Then the door opened with a bang and in stormed Kyo Soma followed by Tohru and Yuki Soma, mildly distracting Jazz and Mika from the task at hand
'I'm telling ya' she gonna end up killing me one day!' Kyo yelled as he marched towards the desk
'Oh, but I'm sure it's not too bad…' Tohru trailed off while Yuki let out a long sigh
'Just go with her already you stupid cat.' He spat, and all of a sudden the girls knew where this was going, before it even started
'Don't tell me what to do you damned RAT!' Kyo roared back and he charged at Yuki, who didn't move, or rather, didn't have to move, because Charlotte had picked up the broom handle and whacked him in the stomach, sending him flying.
'Hello Tohru, Yuki. Isn't Hanajima coming today?' she asked in pleasant tones ignoring Kyo's mumbling threats and curses as he came crawling back from the other side of the room.
'N-no sorry.' Tohru answered, looking like she was torn between helping Kyo up and answering properly, while Jazz and Mika tried really hard to not burst out laughing
'Well when you see her tell her happy electric waves for me.' She said before she returned to cleaning, this scene was normal, which said a lot about how well they knew their customers
Jazz and Mika observed Gaara watch this ordinary scene, to see if he would have any reaction at all.
Nothing, he just stood there staring out the window with the extra broom in his hand. King of ice. Then he turned around and looked at booth girls dead in the eye, with malice that only Garra could supply
Quickly booth girls looked away, whistling nervously, they did not want to provoke his bullying force today, they had had enough of doing his cleaning chores over the week that he had been here
'Hey! Can I get come serves over here?' shouted an angsty Kyo
'Alright, alright! I'm coming!' Mika said exasperated walking over to Kyo, they boy had no patience what-so ever!
'I'd like to order a king breakfast!' he said with a grin planted on his face, looking as though he had just won an important victory, and Mika could have sworn she saw flames appear behind him
'Ugh, just don't eat it as quickly as last time-okay?' last time was not fun to clean up
'Yeah, Yeah whatever!' he mumbled, flames gone, and went and stood behind Tohru
'What would you like Tohru?' asked Yuki, in his ever pleasant manner
'Ummm, let's see, how about, normal bacon and eggs with buttered toast?' she asked smiling brightly at Mika
'And what would Mister Yuki like?' Mika asked, they were one of the few who were ever so polite, it was a nice change to here from them instead of people like Mustang and Kyo…..
'I'll have the same as Tohru, thanks'
'All right! Table three' and she passed Tohru the number smiling
'Oh, ah just a minute Kyo, I'd like to speak to you!' Mika called
'Ahhh, what is it?' Kyo asked annoyed
'Are you having troubles with Kagrua again?'
'Yeah, she won't leave me alone, she keeps asking me to go to the movies with her, it's so annoying.'
'Hehehehe…' Mika looked as though she suddenly had an evil inspiration
'What?' Kyo asked giving Mika a strange look, the evil aura that had momentarily surrounded her was freaking him out a bit
'Oh it's nothing! You go and await you meal now!' she said brightly laughing a little rubbing the back of her head as Kyo walked off mumbling something about "crazy people"
'I'm sensing you have a plan full of malice to complete.' Charlotte said appearing out of nowhere at the front counter
'What are you talking about?' Mika said faking a look of innocence, it would have scared her, the way Char managed to sneak up on her like that, but she had two years to get used to it, so it no longer disturbed her the way it used to
'The look on you face only moments ago spoke of evil things' Char said mysteriously
This threw Mika off
'What the hell? Are you trying to imitate Hana, and speaking like Shino at the same time?' Man! Char was like a brick wall even at the best of times! She could never figure her out!
'Are you being mean to my worker assistant?' Gaara asked approaching the counter, which did freak Mika out because this guy was a ninja after all, so she could be killed and not even notice until she was already dead, this is why Gaara scared her a little
'N-no! I'm j-just making conversation!' she said backing up a bit.
'Good, I hate to have to take the responsibility of punishing those who bully, into my own hands,' he said boring holes into Mika with his eyes, while she sweat dropped, and began to shuffle backwards into the kitchen, that guy was super creepy….
But for now….. she had business to attend too….
BirdZilla: right, now to all you Gaara fans out there, I do realize I have spelt his name wrong for a bit, cuz I was recently reading over the manga, and what-do-you-know, I-am-an-idiot-who-can't-spell-for-crap. So sorry if I caused some offence to the creepy die-hard fans……. And yes Jazz, you cookies are on express delivery and you shall receive them shortly… and as for Char…. You insulted my spelling… so die! No cookies for you!
Jazz: yay! Cookies! :)
Mika: I'll need some too…. Just cuz I'm not based on a real person doesn't mean I don't have feelings……. or that I go hungry…… T-T
Char: Hmph. Just for that I'm gonna do the disclaimer that you so conveniently forgot at the start of this ch, YOU DON"T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS! OR THEIR PLOT LINE! Except for Char Jazz and Mika….
BirdZilla: Curse you…….
Jazz: hey….. Where is Gaara anyway? Surely he got out of the trap….?
Mika: who cares?
BirdZilla: oh, and I'll post the next chapter after this, but until I get a decent amount of reviews, I SHALL POST NO MORE!
Char: she doesn't mean that people… she will, and she'll continue to complain like the annoying author she is!
BirdZilla: SHUT UP!