Detective Fart

Case 2: Behind the Smile

Kurogane is practicing his sword skills, Syaoran is reading Playboy Magazine (Ok just kidding, he's reading Shonen Magazine), Sakura is picking flowers, Fye is teasing Kurogane, and Mokona is jumping around Sakura and playing with the caterpillars.

Suddenly...
"It's so stinky!" yelled Mokona, "Kurogane farted again!""It's not me! Not me now, really!" said Kurogane.

Everyone points at him, "You're a big liar!"
"I swear, it's not me now!" said Kurogane, "Trust me guys!"

"Well," Syaoran took off his gloves, "We'll do a judgment then. Are you with me, Fye-san?"
Fye nodded, "Let's do it."
"What? Judgment?" asked Kurogane.

Fye and Syaoran dragged Kurogane into a room. Sakura walked behind them.
"You don't need to come too, hime," said Syaoran.
"Why?" asked Sakura.
"Because… cough cough there's something you mustn't see," said Syaoran, "Err… you may see… but I recommend not."
"Huh?" asked Sakura.
"Believe me," said Syaoran.

Next, Fye and Syaoran tied Kurogane.
"Are you ready, suspect Kurogane?" said Syaoran.
Kurogane gulped.
"I'd guess you're ready," said Fye, "Come on, Syaoran."

So they pulled Kurogane's pants and Mokona jumped in.
"No! What are you doing!!" said Kurogane, "Ticklish… I can't stop laughing… Hahahaha!"
"Hoe! It's not stinky at all!" said Mokona, "But I saw something big."
"Where?" said Fye, "Let us see."
Syaoran nods, "Yeah…"
"Ohhh you're right… it's… big," said Fye and Syaoran.
"You bitches!" said Kurogane.

"So that's why I mustn't come…" said Sakura.

"Then, the one who farted is not Kurogane!" said Mokona.
"I told you so!!" yelled Kurogane.
"Really?" said Syaoran, "Sakura, you can come here now."
"We're sorry…" Syaoran, Mokona, and Fye bow down to Kurogane.

Accidentally, Fye pulled Kurogane's pants… again.
"Kyaaa!!!" screamed Sakura.

"Sorry," said Fye smiling, "I did it not on purpose."
"What do you mean!!!" yelled Kurogane.
"We must find the real person who farted!" said Mokona, "Who made Kurogane suffers so much!"
"You're the one who makes me suffer!" said Kurogane.
"Let's see…" said Mokona, "The suspect now is… Syaoran."
"Me again?" asked Syaoran.

Mokona said, "Yup. Because when Kurogane is doing the chores you look happy."
"But… Sakura looks happy too," said Syaoran.
"But you happily pulled Kurogane's pants!" said Mokona.
"Fye too!" yelled Syaoran.

"You shall receive a punishment!" said Mokona.

"You shall suffer as I did," said Kurogane.

So Kurogane pulled Syaoran's pants and Fye throws Mokona in.
"AHH! Go away… hahahaha!" said Syaoran.
"Not Syaoran too!" said Mokona as he popped out from Syaoran's pants.
"I told you!" said Syaoran, "Now get out from my pants!"

"Hehe," Fye pulls Syaoran's pants down.
"AHH!!" screamed Syaoran.
"KYA!!!" Sakura out-screams him and put her hands to cover her face. But actually she peeked through her fingers and giggles.

"Sexual harassment!" yelled Syaoran.
"So if it's not Kurogane and Syaoran…" said Mokona, ignoring Syaoran.

Everyone looks at Fye.
"Huh?" said Fye smiling.
"You're the one!!!" said everyone.
"Hahaha… Finally you guys realized," said Fye with a 'peace-sign' hand.
Kurogane pulled Fye's shirt and throws Mokona in.
"Ahahaha!" said Fye, "So ticklish!"
"Take that, bastard!" said Kurogane.
"Kuro-wanko is mad!!" said Fye, "Ahahaha… Scary!"
"Yes… Scary!!" said Mokona inside Fye's shirt.

A/N: I can't believe I published the 2nd chapter. (Cries) I'm glad you like it!!! (Wipes away tears) Ok, stop that fake tears. Two chapters more! I hope you like this chapter. Arigatou!