Feet
Byakuya was walking down the hall looking over the paperwork and making sure everything was in order. He then heard something come from Senbonzakura's room. He figured Chimpette was in there doing something since the snake boy she was always chained to decided to stay with Ichigo for a week.
"Oh. Not so hard. I'm sensitive."
"Senbonzakura you are such a whiner."
"Your nails were digging into me. It hurt so I whined."
"If I'm hurting you then I'll stop."
"No! Don't stop. It feels good."
Byakuya looked at the room door and blinked. What is going on with those two this time? I will probably regret going in there so I will...he didn't get to finish his thought as Senbonzakura moaned loudly.
"D-damn woman, how are you so good at this?"
"I watched Renji doing it to Byakuya. If they want privacy, they need to close the damn door."
"That feels amazing."
Byakuya looked at the door once more, thinking about opening it. If I open the door, then I will see something that might be a misunderstanding on my part. But then again, what could Chimpette have seen Lieutenant Abarai do to me that could make Senbonzakura moan like that.
"Oh. Your hands are amazing."
"Snakey says that to me all the time. Your not the only one good with their hands."
"Ahh...like that. Just like that."
Byakuya couldn't stand it any longer. He opened the door and froze.
Senbonzakura looked behind him and saw his master and his confused face. He realized that from where Byakuya stood, he saw Senbonzakura's back with Chimpette's head between his legs. "Master Byakuya, it isn't what it looks like. Chimpette was massaging my feet."
At hearing her name, Chimpette looked around Senbonzakura, still holding the foot she was massaging, and saw Byakuya. "Let me guess. You heard Senbonzakura's moaning from in the hall, then you opened the door to the room, and you think you saw and heard me giving Senbonzakura a blow job. Am I right or did I leave something out?"
Byakuya looked at her, "You are correct. I have a question though, why is it you two have been recently getting into awkward situations that make Lieutenant Abarai and myself confused on what we see and hear?"
"We don't mean to. You two just have perverted minds. We can't help what it sounds like."
Byakuya sighed then turned to the door, "Just try to keep it down with whatever you do." With that said, he left.
Chimpette looked at Senbonzakura, "Is it me or are our masters questioning our relationship?"
"I think you are correct Chimpette."
"Oh well, now, back to the foot massage."
A/N: Gotcha again! These two will get what's coming to them. It might be chapter 6 before they do anything, more anyway. XD R&R.