W/N - Yep, I'm in a weird mood. Many thanks for enjoying this with me.
Other malarkey - Tsuki night. I managed to pop every opponent in the throat with a thrust. Shobu ari!
Fiddle on the Citadel
Starring:
Shepard
Anderson
Udina
Turian councilor
Asari councilor
Salarian councilor
Tali
Williams
Alenko
*Curtain*
The Councilors stand above Shepard, Anderson and Udina as Tali presents the Geth recording of Saren and Benezia.
UDINA: (Waving his hands in grandiose fashion)
You wanted proof, there it is!
TURIAN COUNCILOR:
It's irrefutable. Saren will be removed as a Spectre immediately.
ASARI COUNCILOR:
And the other voice, that's Lady Benezia.
SALARIAN COUNCILOR:
Oh, no, what will we do?
UDINA:
Send your fleet into the Traverse!
ASARI COUNCILOR:
There is a way to stop Saren without fleets.
TURIAN COUNCILOR: (Shaking his head)
No, it's too soon.
SALARIAN COUNCILOR:
I think it's time. What do you think, Shepard?
*Anderson and Udina begin bouncing up and down in alternate rhythm*
Oompah Oompah Oompah Oompah Oompah
SHEPARD: (Slowly begins to walk and puts her hand on her chin as if thinking)
If I were a Spectre,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd beat up on the Geth.
If I were a Spectre chick.
I would track down Saren.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a Spectre chick,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
*Anderson and Udina pirouette around each other as Tali slides on her butt in front of them*
SHEPARD
I'd fly our ship to Therum,
Right in the middle of the ruins.
A deep tunnel with lots and lots of Geth.
There would be one long elevator just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
All leading to one Asari geek.
I'd fill those Geth and krogan with lots and lots of lead
For the galaxy to see and hear.
*Enter Williams and Alenko, pointing their fingers like guns and 'shooting' Anderson and Udina, who flail about as if shot*
SHEPARD:
With each loud "bang bang bang,"
Geth would fall like leaves upon the ground,
As if to say "Here comes a Spectre."
*All begin bouncing in alternate rhythm, doing deep knee bends*
Oompah Oompah Oompah Oompah Oompah
SHEPARD:
If I were a Spectre,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd beat up on the Geth.
If I were a Spectre chick.
I would hunt for Saren.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a Spectre chick,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
*Shepard does a flourish and bow and Tali blows kisses. Anderson, Udina, Williams, and Alenko kneel and waves their arms*
ASARI COUNCILOR:
Commander Shepard, please step forward.
TURIAN COUNCILOR:
This is a very auspicious moment.
SALARIAN COUNCILOR:
Spectres are not made, but are born to sing and dance, forged in the fires of performance.
*All bow*
*Curtain*