Everything the Tards needed was packed. They were able to make a lot of room after throwing all the torture equipment out. Of course, many of the torture weapons would make for some good close range combat stuff.

The Tards were already quite powerful when it came to close range combat, and those sharp things would prove quite useful. Only a Tard wrangler could even come close to beating a Tard, and even they often fail. One of the Tau, named Bra'xan, took notice of this.

He took note of how physically strong they were, but it appeared that their long range weapons could use an upgrade. Even Ork weapons were built better.

"Excuse me Wizard. May I have a word with you?"

Tommy was quite curious as to what the Tau wanted. Maybe he had a chocolate bar.

"Wizard listen!"

Tommy gave him a very happy Tard smile, and eagerly waited to hear what Bra'xan wanted.

"It is clear that you will save your Human allies at any cost. However, brute strength alone will not win the day. The Dark Eldar are cowards, and will run from combat when they get the chance. Your guns will not be good enough against those cowards."

A nearby Tard overheard Bra'xan talking, and walked up.

"He right Wizard! Last gun I use blew up in face!"

"Just as I expected. The only way you will be able to killed more of them is with better guns. Fortunately, I work at a weapon production factory back on my home planet. If you can bring us there, im sure they will be more than happy to supply you with guns. Our guns are the best around, and never miss."

Tommy loved using his gun, but even he had to admit that they more often than not ended up as melee weapons. Sometimes they never even got to fire before failing.

"Wizard want guns! But Wizard want best gun for Wizard!"

Bra'xan completely understood. The leader of a battle should be given the best weapon.

"I will do everything I can to get you the best weapon. Unfortunately, it's up to them to make that decision."

Tommy didn't actually care if they were the best weapons. He just wanted to make sure his weapon was better than the other Tards. The Tard that was listening to them on the other hand was just happy that he wouldn't have to use a gun that blew up in his face anymore.

"Guns for Wizards in training!"

The Tard ran off to tell the other Tards the good news. Bra'xan went off to tell the other Tau about the deal he made. And Tommy went off to grab some food to eat. He really thought Bra'xan had a chocolate bar.

With the ship full of supplies, and everyone's morale high, they were ready to leave. However, there was one problem. No one knew how to fly a Torture Cruiser.

The Tau were all Earth Caste born, but even an Air Caste Tau wouldn't know how to fly it. The Tards were also no help, but that was more because space travel was never that big of a focus on their planet of Tardia. Other nearby planets always handled that stuff.

It seemed that their grand space rescue would have to wait… Well that's what they thought at least. Sledge hammer Tard walked outside dragging the Edgy Bitch Dark Eldar by her broken legs.

"Dark Eldar lady still alive! Anyone want to Wizard Battle her?"

Many of the Tards pulled their Wizard pee pees out, ready for a Wizard battle. As they surrounded the near dead Dark Eldar, Pira'dras realised that Edgy Bitch could be put to good use.

"Wait! She could make a good pilot. I just need to experiment on her."

Tommy looked down at Pira'dras's crotch area, and noticed that she didn't have a Wizard pee pee. While he was staring, another Tard decided to chime in.

"My sister experiment with girls to!"

Pira'dras ignored the Tard, and stared at Tommy. She couldn't figure out why he was staring at her reproductive area. Before she could question him, Tommy looked up at her.

"You have no Wizard pee pee. How you Wizard Battle her?"

She wanted to explain what she was going to do, but worried that Edgy Bitch would die soon.

"I… Will figure it out. But I must act quick."

Tommy understood. Well, he understood that she would try to Wizard Battle. As far as he knew.

Sledge Hammer Tard dragged Edgy Bitch into the ship, and threw her on an operating table. Pira'dras requested that Sledge Hammer Tard stay in the room with her. With all of the experimenting she was about to do, she wanted to make sure if something went wrong, then Sledge Hammer Tard was there to put Edgy Bitch down.

While everyone was waiting for Pira'dras, the rest of the Tau decided to look around the school. They wanted to learn more about their strange human allies, and what better place to learn than a school? Well, as long as it isn't full of Imperium propaganda.

Unfortunately, almost all of the information was just Imperium propaganda. Some of the books even claimed that the average lifespan of a Human was way shorter than it actually is. However, they actually managed to find one useful book.

Well, it wasn't really a traditional book. It was more like a kids coloring book. Badly coloured at that.

But the book actually kinda explained Tardias past. It turned out that the Tards were actually a type of mutant that the Imperium thought to be useless. Tardia was originally an Ork ruled world, and every Tard was sent to the world to be killed.

What the Imperium didn't expect was that the Tards actually managed to survive. And not just survive, they actually managed to beat the Orks, and take over. They sometimes even managed to become Warbosses. The Imperium realized how powerful the Tards were, and let them live on that world.

The planet was still mostly populated by humans after colonization, but Tards were left in certain areas. They wanted to study them, and see how they would live around normal humans. These observations still continued to that very day.

Gras'ko could already tell that the Tards were Ork like, but he would have never guessed that they could influence Ork society. He made sure to hang onto the coloring book. This information could come in handy.

Nothing else of interest could be found in the school, so the Tau went back outside to wait. They were quite surprised to see that the Tards somehow managed to build a very tall three story shack while they were gone. They were only in the school for about 20 minutes.

Curious as to what the Tards were up to, the Tau entered the shack. Inside, they were quite surprised to see that the shack was much larger on the inside. So large that the first floor had what appeared to be a tank made out of random tank parts, and Lego pieces.

A few Tards climbed out of the Tank, covered in grease and oil. The three Tards saw the Tau, and gave them big Tard smiles. The Tau were quite impressed, but were more curious about the Shack.

"How did you manage to build this shack so quickly?"

The three Tards looked confused.

"This not shack, this Wizard Tower."

Before the Tau could ask again, they heard an explosion on the second story. They quickly ran up to see what had happened. They were met with a bunch of Tards all staring at an ash covered Tard.

"Dammit! I used to much gun powder in Wizard Hat!"

The Tau looked at the other Tards, and noticed that they appeared to be "Crafting" Wizard Hats. The hats were all different shapes and colors, but none were as large as Tommys. The Wizard Hats also appeared to be way tougher than what a normal Wizard Hat should be.

The Ash covered Tard simply brushed the ash off, and started working on a new one. With everything back in order, the rest of the Tards went back to work. One of them even notice the Tau.

"Hey Tau! Wizard on third floor!"

The Tau left the Tards to their hats, and walked up to see what Tommy was up to. Tommy appeared to be putting random items into many different bags. Tommy heard the Tau walking up, and turned to face them.

"Tau can't use Wizard Bags. Need to be level five Wizard."

Gras'ko wanted to ask Tommy about everything they were doing, but just assumed that it was their strange way of getting ready for combat. He also made sure to note everything he saw.

The Tau left the Tards to their Tard ways, and decided to see how Pira'dras was doing. As they walked back down to the first floor, Sledge Hammer Tard walked in. He had a large Tard smile, and seemed to have some good news.

"Tau lady finish with Dark Eldar Lady!"

Everyone's heads shot up, and they all ran out. Two of the fatter Tards tried to run out at the same time, and manage to get stuck in the door. No one was able to leave, until Tommy came along.

"Get out of way!"

Tommy shoulder charged the two Tards through the door, but they weren't even hurt.

"Sorry Wizard! That Wizard in training fat!"

The other Tard was visibly pissed.

"No you fat!"

The two Tards started fighting on the ground. Tommy walked up to stop the fight, but the sound of the Wizard Towers garage opening stopped him. Their custom made tank drove out with no warming and ran the two Tards over.

The Tau all ran to check on the two after the Tank drove off of them. Surprisingly, the two Tards got right up, and angly stared at the tank.

"That hurt! Why you do that meanie!?"

The Tank didn't stop, and nearly crashed into the ship. After narrowly dodging the ship, the tank came to a stop. The top hatch opened, and unfamiliar Tard came out. The other Tards didn't seem too happy to see him.

"Oh no! It Ricky!"

As Ricky climb out of the tank, he stared at the Tau.

"What you gaybos doing with gay Tau?"

Tommy looked quite pissed.

"Why you here Ricky?! No one like you!"

Ricky didn't respond, and just gave a duchy Tard smile. Pira'dras walked out to see what was going on, and immediately noticed the tank next to the giant shed.

"You built all of this in a few hours?"

"No, they built all this in 20 minutes."

Pira'dras was quite confused, but also impressed. While trying to figure out how the Tard built everything so quickly, Sledge Hammer Tard walked up to her.

"Show everyone Dark Eldar lady!"

Pira'dras snapped out of thought, and everyone was staring at her.

"Right. I have managed to alter her mind, and replace her broken legs with… Whatever parts your Sledgehammer friend found laying around… Oh and there were plenty of teeth laying around, so fixing her mouth was easy."

As if on cue, Edgy Bitch walked out. Her legs appeared to be made of legos and mechanical car parts. More importantly, she had a Tard smile.

"Hello! Tau lady give new legs to me!"