A/N: The chapters here are unrelated stories, written for the drabble challenge on LiveJournal.
ROMANTIC DATE
Summary: Hey, you wanted to go to the movies!
Brainstormed with Verasteine
Warning ;) - not nice to romantic comedies
Genre: Romance, Prompt: You don't know what you're talking about
"This was your idea of a date?" The inside of Danny's head felt like mashed potatoes after two hours that he would gladly scrub out of his memory. "The most unbelievable, brainless, not to mention sweet like frigging molasses and sticking to your brain cells just the same romantic comedy ever made!"
"Hey, you wanted to go to the movies!" Steve spread his hands, blinking innocently.
"But romantic comedy?" There had to be an explanation for this disaster.
"People watch them all the time. It's the trademark romantic date: movies, dinner with candles, a kiss goodnight..."
"You don't know what you're talking about, Steven. Have you ever even been on a date? Do they train you in dating techniques in the Navy? Because if they do, they got the memo all wrong, trust me!"
Steve sulked. Dropped his head, hung his arms, desolate and maybe even pouting, although when he averted his face like this, Danny couldn't see his expression clearly.
"Hey," he grabbed Steve's arm and spun him so they were facing each other. "I'm not a girl, you know? I'd rather watch something that has fast cars and big guns-" Danny hesitated for a moment. "Because I don't have enough of it every day."
Steve smiled. "It doesn't really fit a romantic date trope though, does it?"
"Who cares?" Danny planted a kiss on his nose. "I'm not a romantic type of a guy anyway."
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