I got a great response so just for you people I am going to give you the next chapter a little earlier (even though it is a two shot) enjoy
Happy Independence Day! Happy Empire Day! Happy Birthday Ezra Bridger!
Hera paced in her room waiting for Kanan to enter the room, she was going to get him back good, for sure. Finally he ambled in watching her suspiciously...for some reason.
"What is it?"
"I need you and Chopper to get me some more yogurt." Hera says.
"Why can't Ezra and Zeb do it?" Kanan questions.
"Because, they always get into trouble."
"And?"
"What do you mean "and"? You used it all up on a mindless prank, here's the list."
"What?! I thought you only needed yogurt?" Kanan demands as the list tumbles down to the floor.
"Mmhmm, then I noticed that we should put you on a supply run. My punishment, now go." Hera grumbles indicating that their little talk is over. When Kanan leaves the Ghost, Hera calls everyone into the hangar. "Guys, I need your help."
Kanan sighed when he finally finished getting all the items in the list. "That should be it Chopper, now go tell Hera to open up the door."
A rude mechanical beep is the only reply. "What do you mean, I'm lazy, don't you know that I'm the one carrying everything?"
The door to the hatch opens, expecting Hera there he greets her, "Hello H-," when he looks into the cargo hold he notices that Hera is nowhere near there but is actually already up the ladder with her hand extended... "Huh?"
"There you are, I was beginning to think that you'd never show up." Kanan just stared at her weirdly before setting the items down. "Thanks."
"Like I had a choice." Kanan scuffs. Walking up the ladder he saw Sabine and Zeb arguing...well that's a first. "Guys can you quiet down?"
"But she painted my bed!"
"He stole my paint!"
"You will settle this dispute quietly." Hera demands waving her hand, just like a Jedi.
"We will settle this dispute quietly." Zeb and Sabine said almost immediately as they walked over to a chair and talked in a much more friendly matter. Kanan lost his grip on the items and they went crashing towards the floor. He was shocked.
"W-when-how?" Kanan stutters trying to form a complete sentence.
"Hera, can you come here please! Chopper won't leave me alone!" Ezra shouts from somewhere inside the ship (no literally inside the ship). Hera runs from Kanan before he can ask another question.
"Chopper leave him be."
Kanan rounds the corner and witnesses Chopper beeping the word "no" and then something either amazing or terrifying happens. Hera extends her hand and Chopper goes flying off the ladder. "Oh I'm so sorry Chop, I didn't mean to push you that hard!" She then force jumps down the ladder.
Ezra jumps from the vent. "Uh, Kanan you okay, you look a little starstruck there..."
"D-did you see that?" Kanan asks.
"See what? Hera using the force?"
"Yeah!"
"She didn't tell you? Wow, I thought she told you everything. That's surprising." Ezra laughs before heading towards his room leaving a befuddled Kanan. Rushing around the corner he found Hera helping up their grumpy astromech.
"Okay, what is going on here!" Kanan demands.
"What dear?"
"You know, your...sudden appearance of powers!"
"I've always had them, I just hid them."
"Well, that'll explain how you fly so well...""
"What?! So your saying if I wasn't a secret Jedi that survived the order I would be just as good a flyer like you?!"
"Well, yeah I guess so."
"I'm insulted."
"Why didn't you tell me, you could've helped in so many ways! Now I have a meditating buddy."
"What about Ezra?"
"The kid can't sit still for anything." Then Kanan thinks for a moment. "Wait, where's your lightsaber?
"Oh, Ezra is fixing it from my time with the Empire...when me and Sabine were stuck on the planet with the monsters that hate the sun..yeah that planet."
"Hera, I'm done! I need you to test it out!" Ezra interrupts Kanan's questioning.
"Thanks." Force-jumping up the ladder she lands in front of Ezra and uses the force to pull it out of his hands. Kanan hears the hum of a lightsaber. Kanan follows Hera who is walking into the cockpit. She sits down and takes a sip of her tea that she asked Sabine to make. Kanan was going to ask Hera another question but then the comm crackled.
"Spectre 4 to Ghost, I'm in a bit of a situation..."
"What kind of situation?" Kanan asks.
"Well, let's just say the Inquisitor wants a talk or I'm meat..."
With careful thinking Kanan answers. "Put him through."
"I'm so glad you've decided to answer one of my calls-"
"Just get to the point."
"I'm in need of an apprentice, give me the boy."
"Never!"
"Then he dies." You can hear the hum of a lightsaber in the background.
"No wait, I'll be your apprentice!" Hera calls.
"What, you, the pilot I presume? You're no Jedi."
"That's where your wrong, I can prove it."
"How so?"
"I-I'll kill the Jedi." Kanan gasps in shock falling out of his chair.
"Hmm, fine then...do it I want to hear his screams!"
(que Uptown Funk)
The battle began. Hera switched on her lightsaber and jumped into the air trying to get the air advantage but Kanan quickly dodges. "Why would you do this?"
"Because, it's the only way!"
Hera yells using her anger on him as she slashes wildly. Kanan avoids it easily she stretches out her arm and Kanan floats in the air she flings him out into the cargo hold. Kanan quickly gets up rushing towards Hera blade raised and at the ready. Kanan was so focused on Hera he didn't see a crate fall on his head, he gets temporarily stunned but that's all she needed he is once again suspended in the air lightsaber at his throat.
"It's over."
"Hera I..."
"Shush, just say I'm the best Prank Master Ever."
"Okay, okay you're the b- wait what?! This was all a Prank?" Kanan asks.
"Just say it, before-"
"Okay, you're the best Prank Master Ever, now let me down!"
"Gladly, just," she kicks a bucket underneath Kanan he falls in it and comes out covered in gravy, his favorite, "looks like you'll be on another supply run, for gravy."
Well there you have it I'm betting you learned a couple of things, one I'm terrible at battle scenes, two Kanan loves gravy and three PEOPLE LOVE PRANKS FOR STAR WARS REBELS! Now for reviews.
Ichichi05 - That's what I was hoping for :)
Sheherazade's Fable - Yeah I liked the third one as well...trying to use a Jedi mind trick on Hera? Sooo not cool KJ
AzulaBlue92 - I updated as soon as possible, just for you, I'm so glad you like it you were one of the people I definitely wanted to see this fanfiction aside from Specter 7 and 8 oh and I like your name (my favorite color)
guest - I did update as soon as I could, and I'm glad you laughed that makes me smile, it wouldn't be a humor fanfiction if you frowned the whole time XD
AuthorPen11 (Spell Check Warri- (TRADEMARK) Grammar Buddy) - Thanks for checking for errors, Happy Independence day to you too, thanks and thanks XD.
Specter 8 - Hah thanks, I'm so glad you decided to check my story out, I read some of yours :) (also I love the name)
starwarsrebels - Thanks :)
Guest - Thank you, and a long time is usually half a year but in this case it's one day...your welcome.
Thanks to all of your wonderful reviews looking forward to seeing some of you again :)
LoF out.
